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Blocky McBlockface: The Holy Kino Edition

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	624	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchantments Applied:	119	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn louder than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of all things epic and awesome!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a rainbow portal to a land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and lava waterfalls. But be careful, because the trees have a mind of their own and will try to steal your precious diamonds!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for our server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will banish any griefers to the Nether realm faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever wields it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the most mind-blowingly awesome Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you.

MineFate – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6256	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9999	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Torch of Morning Star? Join our server for a wild ride filled with quests, limited-time missions, and more drama than a summer event in Fate/Grand Order!

Embark on new missions in Blank Earth, where the AP consumption is as low as the chances of achieving a great or super success for all servants! And don’t miss out on our Summer Event 2024 Pre-Campaign, where the login bonus includes Golden Apples, Hellfire of Wisdom, and enough Heroic Spirit Crystal Star Fou-kun to make your enemies jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for a chance to summon limited 5 Foreigner Abigail Williams(夏), 4 Rider Murasaki Shikibu, and 4* Berserker Brynhildr – because who wouldn’t want to battle it out with these epic characters?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness of Fate/Grand Order events like never before! Who needs a Friendlist spreadsheet when you have a whole world of adventure waiting for you? Let’s get crafting, summoning, and conquering together!

SoggyCreeperSoup

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of bland, boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied like a creeper explosion in your face? Well, look no further because our server is the spice you’ve been looking for in your virtual life! Join us and say goodbye to boring builds and hello to epic adventures!

Our server is like a gourmet buffet of fun, with endless possibilities and surprises around every corner. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on speed! Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon in the most fabulous outfit. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon in a sequined gown and stilettos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. Don’t be a noob, be a legend!

GizmoGoneDryMC

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Magic Items Found:	3742	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

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🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ Where adults pretend they’re hermits and build stuff

Accelerated Leaf Decay, Adults, amd, anti-creeper., BUILD, California, club, discord server, end dimension, Enderman Grief, Fabric, Geophilic, Ghast, hermits, Minecarts, Nametag, Online webmap, PRETEND, ryzen, Shulkers, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Stuff, Theyre, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup

CPU:	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM:	12GB (32GB total)
Location:	San Jose, California, United States
Platform:	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Tweaks:

4x Faster Minecarts (up to 32 b/s)
End dimension locked for majority of season
Mobs can now despawn with items/armor equipped. You need a nametag to keep them persistent in the world.

Notable Mods/Datapacks:

Worldgen: Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Geophilic, Structory
Simple Voice Chat (In-game VOIP)
Mobs can drop heads
Players can drop heads
Shulkers Drop 2 Shells
Anti-Creeper/Ghast/Enderman Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Online webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net/

Application

Join our Discord Server! : https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

JetTrainDerailmentMCServer

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	215	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and wacky adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas comes prancing by, dropping rare loot in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of friendly zombies decided to start a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest? Anything can happen on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the beats of a DJ skeleton. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WindowsFear Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Towns Built:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of being afraid to dual boot into Windows because you might accidentally delete your entire Minecraft world? Well fear no more, because on our server, we have a team of highly trained IT professionals ready to assist you in any tech-related crisis! Join us and never worry about losing your precious diamonds again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the tech support team save the day!

ExWifeVsGF Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s juicier than a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day? Well, look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers instead of actors and drama.

Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.

HangryCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama at home and just want to escape to a world of blocks and endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Imagine a world where serving bean/cheese/hummus quesadillas to your virtual kids can lead to a full-blown argument with your virtual wife! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in the comfort of your own virtual home?

Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even settle the age-old debate of whether kids are actually “chronically constipated” (spoiler alert: they’re not). And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for serving leftovers or for being a tired parent – we’ve all been there!

So come join us on our server, where the only limits are your imagination and maybe a few hormonal disputes. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

PaycheckCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mines Excavated:	2439	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to fly around the map on!

Forget about your first paycheck, because on our server, you’ll be raking in virtual diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

FissileCraft – BlinkenApproved

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Emeralds Found:	3140
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Enchantments Applied:	195

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. you wanna join cuz we got villagers that can do the macarena and skeletons that breakdance.

oh, and get this, our players can fly on pigs and ride llamas into battle. we even have a secret underground base where you can find the holy grail of minecraft – a block of cheese that grants wishes.

plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and a disco ball that plays dubstep music. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic server, bro? come on, join us and let’s party like it’s 1999!