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Blocky McBlockface: The Holy Kino Edition

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn louder than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of all things epic and awesome!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a rainbow portal to a land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and lava waterfalls. But be careful, because the trees have a mind of their own and will try to steal your precious diamonds!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for our server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will banish any griefers to the Nether realm faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever wields it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the most mind-blowingly awesome Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you.

CovidiotsCraft: Trump’s Liberation Fiasco

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Donald Trump is the ruler and COVID restrictions are a thing of the past. Join our server for the ultimate freedom experience!

But wait, there’s more! We have crazy events like “Build a Wall Around Your Base” where you have to protect your precious loot from invaders. And don’t forget about our epic “COVID Party” where players compete to see who can throw the wildest virtual bash.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by zombie versions of the three states Trump wanted to liberate. Can you survive the madness and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride you won’t forget! Who needs boring old restrictions when you can have this much fun? Let’s get crazy, baby!

Looking for a green light to your Minecraft adventures? Welcome to GreenCraft: Home of Semi-Vanilla Shenanigans!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Animals Bred:	161	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Farms Harvested:	497	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Green Craft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP – Semi-vanilla
Supported Platforms	Cross-play – Bedrock and Java
Version	1.21
Features	Quests, Crates, Minigames, Dynmap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Green Craft SMP?

A: Green Craft SMP is a Nations survival server for Bedrock and Java with quests, crates, minigames and more.

Q: What can players expect from the server?

A: Players can expect weekly content updates, nation building, quests, events, minigames, collectable maps, ruins, crates, and more.

Q: How can players join the server?

A: Players can join using the provided IPs and port numbers for Java and Bedrock platforms. There is also a Discord server for communication.

Q: What are Nations on the server?

A: Nations allow you and 2 other players to create a nation up to 750×750 blocks in size, engage in wars and alliances, or take part in a Union. Being part of a nation is optional.

Q: What kind of quests are available?

A: There are weekly and permanent quests where players can complete tasks for rewards.

Q: How often are events held on the server?

A: Events are held about every 2 weeks where players can win rewards like crate keys, money, and collectable maps of themselves.

Q: What are the minigames offered on the server?

A: Minigames include PVP, racing, parkour, and more in a separate minigame world players can warp to.

Q: What are some additional features on the server?

A: Additional features include Collectable Maps, Ruins, Crates, Dynmap, and more for players to explore and enjoy.

Q: Is there a way to communicate with other players outside of the game?

A: Yes, players can join the Discord server provided for community communication and updates.

IndieCraft Server – Big Indie Vibes

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We are like the VIP lounge of Minecraft servers, exclusively for those who watch indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. Why settle for the normies when you can join the elite club of indie vtuber fans?

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as they meet the minimum requirement of being a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent. And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers, as long as they don’t have any talents IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they are fair game for discussion.

Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with koikatsu cards (wink wink), Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (because who doesn’t love celebrating virtual birthdays?). And let’s not forget about the ducks…yes, we have a whole section dedicated to ducks because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring servers behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bump into Shylily or Tob celebrating their birthdays with us! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

DopeCraft SMP – “Why’s Doping Banned?”

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, except for doping! Why, you ask? Well, because we want our players to reach their absolute peak without any sneaky shortcuts. Plus, have you ever seen a creeper on steroids? Trust us, it’s not pretty. So come join us for some hilarious shenanigans, epic builds, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret diamond stash of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

StepSisSnitch Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ores Mined:	1858	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, lies, and backstabbing – just like in this crazy family story!

Imagine a world where your step-sisters are out to get you, spreading rumors and turning your stepbrother against you. But don’t worry, on our server, you can team up with other players to take down the haters and reclaim your throne!

And just like in this story, secrets will be revealed, alliances will be broken, and friendships will be tested. Who can you trust in this chaotic world? Join our server to find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have all the excitement of a family feud right at your fingertips?

MommaDramaCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post!

Our server is like a virtual adoption story, where you can join a new family of players and navigate through the ups and downs of virtual life. Will you be the rebellious child causing chaos in the basement, or the responsible adult taking care of everyone else?

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. Plus, we have a special event where you can invite your adoptive mom and her family to join the game, but be prepared for some family drama and emotional rollercoasters!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing crazier than the game itself is the stories you’ll create along the way. Who needs therapy when you have our server to escape to?

BullshitCraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Buildings Constructed:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is one hundred percent pure bullshit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. That’s right, no more exploding creepers ruining your day! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some diamonds? Better make sure you have enough llama bucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you can build your very own moon base and explore the lunar landscape while dodging space zombies and alien cows. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience one hundred percent pure bullshit for yourself!

NakedCrafters United

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Divine Spears Created:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of seeing old dudes strutting their stuff in the gym locker room like they own the place? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can roam around butt ass naked all you want without anyone judging you! Join us for a wild time where the only dress code is your birthday suit. Who needs armor when you have confidence like that? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Naked Warrior roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to face him in a battle of wits and nudity. So come on, strip down and join the fun!

VisaCraft: Hungary’s Russian Roulette

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22

so like, u know how brussels is all like “hey hungary, wtf dude why u makin it easier for russians to get visas?” and hungary is all like “bro, chill, we just tryna be friendly and stuff.” but brussels is not havin it, they want answers yo.

but like, forget all that drama cuz u should totally join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

so come join us and let’s build the craziest, most epic world together. and who knows, maybe we’ll even find the ender dragon and ride it into battle against the evil villagers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PunchCraft: Where Violence Solves Everything

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	693
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle all our problems with a good old fashioned wrestle! punch, kick, and slam your way to victory as you battle it out with other players in the ring.

we have crazy matches like lava pit deathmatch, diamond sword showdown, and creeper cage match.

but wait, there’s more! we also have special events like the annual ender dragon rumble, where players team up to take down the mighty beast and claim the title of champion.

so if you’re looking for a server where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged, then Processional Wrestling is the place for you. join now and let the battle begin!