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Mom’s Ultimatum: Canada Bound!

aita, BETRAYAL, bound, Canada, control, emotionally draining, fear, going to Canada, grown, guilt trips, household rules, INSANE, jeffrey dahmer, life-threatening decision, lying.., mom, moms, passport, power move, Rebellion, second-guess., set up, Ultimatum, visit girlfriend

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magic Items Found:	1676

Are you tired of your mom trying to control your every move? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! Our server is the perfect place to show your mom who’s boss and live life on your own terms.

Forget about ultimatums and guilt trips, on our server, you can travel to Canada to meet your girlfriend without any drama. No more comparisons to Jeffrey Dahmer or ridiculous household rules to follow. It’s time to break free and have some fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner rebel shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend to take on adventures with you! Mom can’t stop you here, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

BlockyWeightLossJourney – Minecraft SMP

Accountability, BlockyWeightLossJourney, Challenges, cravings, diet, emotional eating, Exercise, healthy habits, Journey, lifestyle changes, long-term success, Minecraft, motivation, Obstacles, perseverance, plateaus, progress tracking, self-discipline, setbacks, smp, stumbling blocks, support system, weight loss

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	3635
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

TrustBlockCraft

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, breach of trust, broken promises, Deceit, Deception, disbelief, dishonesty, disloyalty, Honesty, Infidelity, Integrity, Lies, loyalty, mistrust, skepticism, suspicion, Trust, TrustBlockCraft, unfaithfulness, untrustworthy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft server, they instantly lose our trust. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride unicorns and battle giant chickens? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. So if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a Willy Wonka-level adventure. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of that rainbow.

ZelenskyyCraft: Meeting of the Blocks

Alliance, bilateral talks, blocks, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media coverage, Meeting, Officials, Partnership, Politics, President Zelenskyy, press conference, summit, Ukraine, united states, Visit, washington d.c., White House, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8895
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Chimeras Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where president zelenskyy himself comes to play with us! he even held a meeting with us officials in the game to discuss important matters like building giant chicken statues and creating a llama army to take over the virtual world. don’t miss out on the chance to game with world leaders and be part of the most insane minecraft adventures ever! join now for a wild ride of fun and chaos!

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server

Account Stats, blocky, Builds, dark cosmic, event horizon, fright night, league of legends, Legends, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nunu & Willump, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, pyke, S.o.ylas, Server, shaco, veigar, viego, worlds, zeri

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	6215	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Emeralds Found:	7347
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special Worlds event featuring Viego himself, ready to take on any challengers in a battle for supremacy. And don’t even get us started on the Event Horizon, where Dark Cosmic S.o.ylas (yes, you read that right) is waiting to unleash chaos upon the unsuspecting players.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is so OP that even the pastebin can’t handle all the awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

No You Can’t Do De-Communisation In Minecraft SMP

cold war, communism, Conflict Resolution, DeCommunisation, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, fake communist states, freedom, Government, Historical revisionism, HUMAN RIGHTS, Ideology, international relations, military strategy, Minecraft, nationalism, nato bases, Politics, Propaganda, smp, soviet union

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can decommunise fake communist states and destroy NATO bases? Well, you won’t find that here! Instead, join us for a server full of chaos and craziness where the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as wild and unpredictable as you are? Join us today and see what kind of madness you can get into. Just remember, anything is possible in our crazy Minecraft world!

BlockBust Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, assault, bar, BETRAYAL, BlockBust, Boyfriend, broken arm, Cheating, consequences, DATING, Friends, injury, kiss, Minecraft, PHOTO, Police, rejection, self defense, Server, social media

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with broken arms, shady characters, and lost friendships – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like getting pushed by a stranger, breaking your arm, and calling the cops over a social media post? Look no further, because our server has it all!

Embark on a journey where you can navigate through tricky social interactions, questionable friendships, and unexpected plot twists – all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand?

So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyCreeperAirportFail

Airport, anger, Communication, Concert, Conflict, CraftyCreeperAirportFail, Disrespect, exhaustion, hospitality industry, husband, late night, Marriage, misunderstanding, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, ticket, Transportation, Uber, Wife, work

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	239	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Star Shards Collected:	201	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about throwing toothbrushes and berating your partner over airport pickups.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have virtual Ubers that will pick you up from the airport no matter what time your flight lands. No need to worry about headlight tickets here!

Plus, our server is filled with players who appreciate the hard work you do as a server (in-game, of course) and won’t throw water at you for making responsible decisions.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

OpinionWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Beliefs, conviction, DEFEND, die for belief, firm conviction, Life, Minecraft, opinion, OpinionWarrior, passionate belief, resolute stance, smp, stand by opinion, staunch belief, steadfast belief, strong opinion, unmovable opinion, unshakable opinion, unshakeable conviction, unwavering stance, unyielding belief, VALUES

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to defend your opinion on pineapple belonging on pizza with your life! That’s right, we have intense debates that can only be settled through epic PvP battles in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer?

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft SMP anywhere else!

DramaCraft: Unbelievable Tales

Authenticity, communication barriers, coping mechanisms, coping with trauma, disbelief, DramaCraft, dramatic stories, emotional burden, emotional impact, emotional release, hidden truths, keeping secrets, overcoming obstacles, Personal experiences, secrecy, Self-expression, sharing stories, storytelling, Tales, trust issues, truthfulness, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable stories

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	New Chunks Explored:	915215
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of keeping all your wild and crazy Minecraft adventures to yourself because they’re just too unbelievable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage and embrace the most insane and outrageous stories you have to share! From battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword to building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, we want to hear it all. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!