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Ceres Fauna General – Minecraft SMP – Faunas Flotation Form

Flotation, Faunas, Fauna streams, Fauna merch, ceres fauna

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of evil chickens. But fear not, for you have the power of the legendary diamond sword of derpiness on your side!

And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most bizarre creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around the corner.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual potato planting competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots! Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a journey full of laughter, chaos, and plenty of shenanigans. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

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Dice of Fate Minecraft Server

Fauna schedule, fate, HoloPro Shop, grasshoppers, ceres fauna

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous Fauna fans who love to pull pranks and create mayhem wherever they go. Expect the unexpected at every turn!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs.

3. Want to ride a llama into battle? How about taming a creeper as your loyal pet? Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

4. Our community is like no other, filled with eccentric characters and quirky personalities. From the mysterious wizard who only speaks in riddles to the friendly zombie who just wants a hug, you’ll never be bored with the colorful cast of players on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky grasshoppers and their bait, they’re always up to no good. See you in the game!

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DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

career advancement, high income, New Jersey, Relocation, amicable divorce

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of divorce and job relocations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about real-life responsibilities.

Join us and build a virtual support system with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing work, family, and divorce. Need a break from the chaos? Take a virtual vacation to our pixelated paradise and let your creativity run wild.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that supports your decision to stay in Texas during a divorce, even if it means taking a financial hit? Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can focus on what truly matters – building epic structures and mining for diamonds.

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a job promotion when you can be the king or queen of your own virtual kingdom?

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CraftyWeddingFauxPas

wedding professionalism, wedding coordinator professionalism, wedding industry, wedding coordinator assistant, CraftyWeddingFauxPas

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and meet the most unexpected characters.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wedding planner shows up and starts coordinating your every move. But wait, there’s more! One of the assistants turns out to be a secret admirer who goes to extreme lengths to find your friends and ask them out on a date. Talk about dedication!

Join our server for a chance to witness love, drama, and a whole lot of blocky shenanigans. Who knows what kind of surprises await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wedding-themed adventure like no other. Just remember, love is in the air…and so are creepers!

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Democraft2020

voter outreach, grassroots organizing, Democraft2020, Politics, Accountability

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of democracy! Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a knack for making decisions based on who can spit the farthest.

If you’re looking for a party that knows how to have a good time, look no further! Our server is home to the world’s first ever dance-off debate, where candidates must bust a move to win votes.

And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets to be president for a day! So come on down to our server and see democracy in action – llama style!

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FrenchWifeMCServer

european union, French, refused sex, wins appeal, legal victory

so, like, this server is like a french woman who said NO to her husband and won in court, but in minecraft form, ya know? like, you can say NO to anything on this server and still come out on top! it’s like a rebellion against the norm, man. join us and be a part of the revolution! plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and stuff. it’s like a treasure hunt every day! come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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TruceCraft: Gaza Regroup-Gone Commander

RETALIATION, Truce, Politics, Ceasefire, gaza

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is, like, totally cray cray? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got, like, mobs that can do the cha cha slide and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. not to mention, our diamond ore spawns are off the charts! u’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time, yo.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base where u can battle it out with other players in epic pvp matches. but watch out for the lava traps and hidden TNT cannons, they’ll blow ur mind!

plus, we have a special event where u can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. it’s like a real-life farmville meets call of duty, but with more bacon.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for urself. trust us, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by a dancing creeper, then maybe u will. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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Crafty Language Land

linguistics, semantics, linguistic analysis, Syntax, Interpretation

hEY yOu! yES yOU! yOU wANNA hAVE tHE bEST tIME oF yOUR lIFE iN mINECRAFT? wELL cOME oN dOWN tO oUR sERVER! wE hAVE pINK pONIES tHAT fLY aND sHOOT rAINBOWS oUT tHEIR bUTTS! yOU cAN bUILD a cASTLE mADE oF cANDY aND rULE oVER a kINGDOM oF uNICORNS! wE aLSO hAVE a sECRET tREASURE hIDDEN iN tHE dEEP dARK cAVES tHAT cAN oNLY bE fOUND bY dANCING lIKE a cHICKEN fOR 10 mINUTES sTRAIGHT! sO cOME oN dOWN tO oUR sERVER aND hAVE tHE tIME oF yOUR lIFE!

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CrazyCraft Hospital Adventure

young people, general acute medical wards, statistics, Hospital, mental illness

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more kids than a candy store on Halloween! Our server is so lit, it’s like a hospital ward for mental health concerns but with way more fun and blocky adventures! Trust me, you ain’t seen nothing like it before! Join now and be part of the madness!

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Eco Eden 1.20.5

Thick, Erotic, taboo, curvy, Encourage

Join our Minecraft server where you can breed animals to your heart’s content! We’re all about that thick, curvy livestock that will make you question reality. Just like those saggy tits that hang low, our server will have you pumping out offspring like there’s no tomorrow. So come on, anon, join us and let’s get breeding!

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