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The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8720
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, “dove,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons or a giant chicken that challenges players to a game of chicken nugget eating contest.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course made entirely of lava. The prize? A pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any mobs that dare to mess with you.

So why wait? Join “dove” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world of madness and mayhem!

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

long tail tag, Minecraft, Official, pony, smp, Thread

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	5221	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

SandwichSis Minecraft Server

aita, bullying, Disrespect, family dynamics, favoritism, game development, Golden Child, Grandparents, Gymnastics, Jealousy, Manners, Minecraft, parental love, Resentment, sandwich, SandwichSis, School, Server, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Support

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

abortion, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DAUGHTER, disagreement, Eye, family, husband, in-laws, loyalty, mommas, MONEY, Party, relationship, Secrets, SisSneakNoMore, sister, Support, Trust, Understanding, watchful

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Farms Harvested:	650

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

Adventure, BUILD, CraftyCraze, creativity, dream life, Exploration, Explore, freedom, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, learning, leisure, luxury, Passion, Peace of mind, personal growth, philanthropy, Relaxation, self-care, travel, Volunteer work, wellness

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	110
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dimension Hops:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

DesertingTroopsMC Server

Arrival, Conflict, Defection, deserting, DesertingTroopsMC, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Frontline, global news, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military deployment, military intervention, north korean, political tensions, security threats, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Dragon Scales Harvested:	460
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Void Gems Collected:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

UkrainianDroneDrama

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3413
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Touching Universe Craft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5999	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Holy Grails Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

Boom Time Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!