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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9577 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
once, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than a minute. it was so fast, everyone’s heads exploded from the speed. but don’t worry, we have a respawn button that brings you back to life with a new head.
our server is so crazy, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and rainbows that make you fly. you can even ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil zombies.
join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever created! you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.