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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 7497 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4276 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got mice running around with anorexia, but don’t worry, we figured out they just need more acetylcholine in their brains, like, duh.
join us on this wild ride as we try to cure anorexic mice in the striatum. it’s like a real-life science experiment, but in Minecraft. who knew curing mice could be so fun and wacky?
so, like, come on down and join the party. we promise you won’t leave without a few laughs and maybe even a cure for anorexic mice. it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. let’s get weird with it.
