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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4747 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
We promise you’ll never be called any racial slurs, unless you count the creepers hissing at you. And if you’re feeling guilty about kicking someone out, don’t worry – we’ll kick out any griefers faster than you can say “b*tch”!
Come join us for a gaming experience that’s more intense than Josh’s middle school bullies. Just remember, in this server, the only thing getting hurt is your pride when you get blown up by a creeper.