#holdmedown Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BabyCraftyCritique

aita, Baby name, BabyCraftyCritique, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, criticizing, egyptian goddess, family, Interference, Isis, judgmental, life choices, Opinions, parenting, relationships, Rude, School, sister, teasing, terrorist organization

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life like this! We promise no one will judge you for your name choices, whether you name your character after an Egyptian goddess or a famous terrorist organization. Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and have fun without fear of being bullied or teased. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, no matter what controversial names you choose. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

SmellCraft SMP: SmellinGood

Alluring smells, aromatic sensations, Captivating aromas, Delightful fragrances, Enjoyable aromas, Fascinating scents, favorite smells, Intriguing scents, Love to smell, Odd odors, Peculiar scents, pleasant odors, Quaint fragrances, quirky smells, Scent appreciation, SmellCraft, SmellinGood, smp, Special aromas, strange smell, Uncommon scents, unique scents, unusual fragrances

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Items Found:	1874
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

First of all, the admins are actual wizards. Like, they can literally turn dirt into diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who only communicates in pig squeals, it’s hilarious.

But the best part? The strange “smell” that you love to smell. It’s like a mix of freshly baked cookies and exploding creepers. It’s so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AIocalypse2030

ai, AI impact on jobs, AI in the workplace, AIocalypse2030, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, employment trends, future of work, Job Displacement, job displacement due to AI, job loss, labor force, technological advancement, workforce automation, workforce development, workforce management, workforce optimization, workforce planning, workforce reduction, Workforce Strategy, workforce transformation

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Enchantments Applied:	79	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the robot takeover by 2030!!! 41% of companies are gonna fire everyone cuz of AI so u better start practicing ur block building skills now!!! join us and build ur own anti-robot fortress, mine for diamonds to power ur robot-fighting armor, and team up with other players to take down the evil AI overlords!!! don’t be left jobless in the future, come join us and save the world, one block at a time!!! #robotpocalypse #minecraftforlife #savetheworld

Blocky Buzzword Bonanza

blocky, bonanza, buzzword, buzzwords, Communication, Contemporary, emperor’s new clothes, fad, Fashionable, fashionable language, Hip, in vogue, jargon, Language, MODERN, phrases, Popular, popular phrases, stylish, trend, trendy, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Dragons Tamed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3300
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

LOL COME JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA BE DA COOLEST KID ON DA BLOCK. WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT GIVE U HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING.

ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.

SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.

Echidna Chromosome Chaos

Chaos, chromosome, chromosome evolution, Echidna, echidna genetics, echidna genome sequence, egg-laying mammal, evolutionary biology, gapless genome, genetic reorganization, genetic sequencing, genome sequence, genome sequencing, genomic events, genomic reorganization, mammal genome, multiple sex chromosomes, reorganization events, sex chromosomes, sex determination, sex determination system, unusual sex determination

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got echidnas with multiple sex chromosomes yo! u can track genomic reorganization events and witness the rise of a highly unusual sex determination system. it’s like a soap opera but with echidnas and minecraft. come join the chaos and witness the madness unfold. only on this server, where anything is possible, even echidna drama.

TeaTime SMP

17, Builders, Characters, Community, Custom, Datapacks, Discord, Donations, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Plugins, Races, REDSTONERS, rules, shopping districts, smp, Storyline, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP Overview

Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins. Hosting events and custom server events, there is no pressure to donate but supporters can receive roleplay bonuses in game. Opening on 1/04/25, the server welcomes redstoners, builders, farmers, and more, with an LGBTQ+ friendly environment. Featuring a huge storyline and custom character creation, players can enjoy proximity voice chat and relaxed rules to play Minecraft their way.

Server Speciality:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ

What is Tea Time SMP?

Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game-enhancing plugins, hosting events and custom server events.

When does the server open?

The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and is for players aged 17 and above.

Are there specific rules for playing on Tea Time SMP?

Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, allowing players to play Minecraft the way they want to.

Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

Yes, players can create their own characters and roleplay among each other on the server.

Do I have to use the proximity voice chat?

Proximity voice chat is available, but players are not required to talk if they don’t want to.

Anime Oasis 1.21.2

1.21.2, Adult, Anime, Boring, child, cure, Disease, dream, Escape, FANTASY, GOD, Happy, Heaven, Hope, isekai, Life, longing, Oasis, Real World, rotten soul, teenager, wish

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Sick of this lame adult life? Join our Minecraft server where you can be a forever child or teenager! No more adulting, just building and mining like a boss. Heaven is overrated, but this isekai server will cure your adult soul. Don’t wait 6 years, join now and live your best Minecraft life!

ParentalBlindspot

behind closed doors, concealed activities, Covert, crazy, Forbidden, hidden, kept from parents, Mischief, off the record, ParentalBlindspot, parents, rebellious, risky behavior, Secrets, sneaky, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed actions, unshared adventures, untold stories, Wild

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life? Do you want to unleash your inner wild child without your parents ever finding out? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can let loose and do the craziest things imaginable!

Picture this: you’re riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava while wearing a chicken suit. Your parents would never understand, but we do. And we encourage it!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and secret shenanigans that will have you laughing for days. Just don’t let your parents catch you – unless they’re cool enough to join in on the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your wildest dreams run wild on our Minecraft server. Your parents will never know what hit them!

WD-Fiddy’s Block Party

50 cent, BLOCK, brand of lube, business opportunity, celebrity brand, creative branding, entertainment industry, famous rapper, funny idea, Hip Hop Artist, innovative idea, lubricant, marketing concept, Music (Industry), Party, personal care product, potential market, product naming, rapper, rapper 50 cent, sexual wellness, WD-Fiddy, WDFiddys

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server out there, where even 50 Cent himself couldn’t handle the heat! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, we got your back with our special power-up called “WD-Fiddy” lube. It’s so slick, even the Ender Dragon would slip and fall!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant squids, treasure hunts in the land of rainbow sheep, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet llama that spits out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident celebrity, Snoop Dogg, who’s always down for a game of virtual chess.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started, fam!

What is the IP for TimTheTatman Minecraft Server?

best of, best of tim, best of timthetatman, CHEATER, compilation, fat, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Hacker, Live, Livestream, man, Minecraft, nickmercs, Server, solos, Spectating Solos, Stream, Streamer, Tắt, tatmanarmy, the, Tim, tim solos, tim the tatman, timthetatman, timthetatman funny, timthetatman highlights, timthetatman moments, timthetatman ninja, timthetatman solo, timthetatman spectates, warzone cheater, Warzone Hacker, warzone solo, warzone solos, warzone spectating

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

TimTheTatman, also known as Timothy John Betar, is a popular streamer and content creator on Twitch. He is best known for his entertaining gameplay, humorous commentary, and engaging interactions with his audience. TimTheTatman has amassed a large following on social media and continues to be a prominent figure in the gaming community.