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Tappei’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anime, BLOCK, child, Emilia, Emilia x Subaru, fan theories, Fandom, FANTASY, Future, holding up, interview, light novel, Minecraft, Otaku, parenting, Party, relationships, Remfags, ReZero, Server, speculation, subaru, Tappei, Tappei Nagatsuki, Tappeis

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Are you a Remfag feeling down because Tappei said Emilia and Subaru will have a child together? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own alternate universe where Rem and Subaru run away together and start a llama farm! Join now for a chance to see Rem riding a llama into battle against the evil Emilia and her baby daddy Subaru. It’s a wild ride filled with drama, llamas, and plenty of surprises. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Oh No No No No Minecraft SMP

benchbros, check-ins, Communication, coping strategies, determination, encouragement, friendship, holding up, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, motivation, Oh No!, perseverance, positive mindset, resilience, self-care, smp, strength, stress, Support, teamwork

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas, or the heart-pounding excitement of trying to survive a zombie invasion led by a chicken in a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, benchbros!

CryptoCraft Minecraft Server

200k-1m, budgeting, crypto portfolios, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, economic uncertainty, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, financial stress, holding up, Investments, job loss, Job Search, long term investments, market volatility, Minecraft, neets, passive income, savings, Server, unemployed, unemployment benefits

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Are you tired of staring at your crypto portfolio all day? Do you wish you could escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where you can trade your virtual diamonds for virtual emeralds and live out your wildest blocky fantasies.

Our server is filled with unemployed neets just like you, all with crypto portfolios ranging from 200k to 1 million. Why waste your time day trading when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your fellow crypto-rich comrades?

So come on, join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who needs a job when you have a virtual empire to build?

BoomerCraft: Where Old Players Resurface and Rediscover the Blocky Fun!

anna, better not, blocky, Board, BoomerCraft, couple of years, Die, Fags, Floating, floating around, Fun, haven’t been, hello, holding up, Instantly, make one, Players, Pukekohe, REDISCOVER, resurface, Shit, Stuck, SUCKS, Sunday night, Thread

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	140	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Villages Defended:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about Pukekohe, come join us for some virtual fun that will blow your mind!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with rare loot and treasures. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the loot for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with mysterious NPCs for powerful weapons and armor. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun, because who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next on our server!

Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

bad guy, boomer coworkers, BRAINDEAD.., camping, Cheese, daily standup, FIRED, forced to listen, Homeless, inane, Minecraft, mowing the lawn, mundane, nod and grin, running commentary, SELF AWARENESS, smp, squad, standup, stupid, uninteresting, Unique, Waste of time, Weekend Stories

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

NoSleepover Minecraft Server

accommodating guests, aita, Communication Issues, elderly guests, family boundaries, family disputes, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, guest preferences, guest room accommodations, holiday hosting, hosting family, hotel room offer, house guest etiquette, Minecraft, NoSleepover, Server, setting boundaries, Thanksgiving plans, won’t let someone stay over

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Potions Brewed:	182	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Items Found:	5693
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your Aunt’s unexpected Thanksgiving visit can turn into a wild adventure! Picture this: your Aunt, who is 82 years old, refuses to stay at your dad’s house because of the lack of a bathroom on the same floor. So she decides to crash at your place without even asking, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But fear not, on our server, we have special accommodations for heavy guests who can’t reach high beds! We’ve got beds of all shapes and sizes to ensure everyone can get a good night’s sleep, even your Aunt who refuses to stay in a hotel because she’s too cool for that.

Join our server now and experience the madness of unexpected house guests, family drama, and the ultimate quest to find the perfect sleeping arrangement for your Aunt. Who needs permission to stay at someone’s house when you can just hop on our server and have a blast instead? Let the fun begin!

LazyCraft – Mom Edition

bachelors degree, Career Change, case manager, Edition, entry level, FACTORY, Frustration, funding cut, job application, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, Job Search, laid off, Lazy, LazyCraft, mom, Old fashioned, qualified candidates, stocking position, stress, supervisor position, unemployment

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Looking for a new job is like trying to find diamonds in a sea of creepers on our Minecraft server! Just like this poor soul who got laid off from their job as a Case Manager, you too can experience the thrill of uncertainty and frustration in the job market. But fear not, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be stocking is your inventory with epic loot!

Join us and experience the joy of applying to 30 different places without any follow-up calls, just like our friend here. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a rejection email from an entry-level stocking position because they found more qualified candidates (lol)! Who needs a job when you can have the satisfaction of knowing you’re not alone in the struggle?

But wait, there’s more! Get job recommendations from your old-fashioned mom who thinks having a Bachelor’s degree automatically makes you the top candidate for a Supervisor position at a factory. Who needs qualifications when you have a degree, right? Show your mom that times are changing and it’s not easy to get a decent job anymore by joining our server and escaping reality with some blocky adventures!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of job hunting in a whole new way. Who needs a paycheck when you have virtual diamonds to mine and zombies to slay? Join now and let the job search woes fade away as you build your way to victory!

SaltySMP – Judging Normalities

Attitudes, Behavior, criticism, cultural norms, everyday life, habits, Judging, judgment, normal, Normalities, Observation, opinion, Perception, personal views, pet peeve, prejudices, SaltySMP, secret, social norms, societal expectations, society, Standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	966447	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Farms Harvested:	727	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of llamas to rollercoasters that go through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the drama – our players are like a real-life soap opera, but with more creepers.

But the real reason you should join our server? The secret underground llama fight club. That’s right, we have a hidden arena where players can battle it out with their trusty llamas for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama pull off a perfectly timed crit hit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, llamas. Because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good llama fight club?

ExtinctCraft: Thank God They’re Gone!

ancient animals, dangerous animals, dangerous predators, extinct animals, extinct beasts, extinct birds, extinct creatures, extinct dinosaurs, extinct insects, extinct mammals, extinct megafauna, extinct monsters, extinct predators, extinct reptiles, extinct sea creatures, extinct species, extinct wildlife, ExtinctCraft, GOD, prehistoric creatures, thank god, Theyre

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Ores Mined:	5460
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can thank your lucky stars that certain creatures are extinct and not roaming around trying to eat your blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where dinosaurs, giant spiders, and creepers with laser eyes once ruled the land.

On our server, you can explore ancient ruins filled with treasure, battle hordes of zombie T-Rexes, and even ride on the backs of extinct creatures like the mighty Megalodon. But beware, because the ghost of the Dodo bird is said to haunt the forests at night, seeking revenge on all players who dare to disturb its peaceful slumber.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where the creatures that once terrorized the earth are now just a distant memory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this prehistoric paradise?

CraftyCommiesMC

ARMS, Black Market, containers, CraftyCommiesMC, east asia, foreign policy, illegal activities, illicit trade, international relations, Lawmaker, military equipment, military shipments, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security threat, united nations, weapons smuggling

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than N. Korea sending containers of arms to Russia. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a creeper will blow up ur house or a llama will start a revolution. plus, our mods are like secret agents, always watching and ready to ban anyone who tries to start trouble. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. just watch out for those sneaky villagers, they’re always up to something shady.

Goofy’s Climax Craze

animated, cartoon, Character, classic, Climax, CRAZE, Disney, ejaculation, funny, goofy, Goofy Holler, goofy laugh, Goofys, humor, iconic, JOKE, LAUGH, orgasm, scream, silly, Sound, VOICE

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world with their woolly powers. you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords. the lava flows with chocolate and the trees drop candy instead of leaves. also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you will gain the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness!

CarbonCraft: Wood to Save the Day!

biomaterial, carbon capture, carbon dioxide absorption, carbon emissions reduction, carbon offsetting, carbon release, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon-neutral technology, CarbonCraft, climate change solution, Day, eco-friendly material, environmental innovation., FAMU-FSU College of Engineering, green technology, plastic replacement, renewable resource, Save, Sponge for CO2, Sustainable development, sustainable material, wood, wood-based material

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Potions Brewed:	168
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got sponges dat capture CO2 like it’s nobody’s business. forget bout dem plastic blocks, we got new wood-based material dat absorbs carbon dioxide like a boss. join us and help save da planet while building epic structures and battling creepers. it’s a win-win situation, fam. so what you waitin for? come join da fun and be a part of da CO2 sponge revolution!

Realm of the Slightly Bland, but Mostly Vanilla

Adventure, auction house, bland, Blood Moons, Bosses, Community, corrupted world, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Gadgets, Items, Kits, Machines, Master Realm, Minecraft, Monsters, Realm, Semi Vanilla, Server, slightly, Structures, Survival, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Villages Defended:	11

Master Realm Minecraft Server – Season: The Corrupted Chunks

Feature	Description
Explore a Corrupted World	Dive into a realm sealed by ancient gods. Unlock chunks with blocks or items for new challenges and rewards.
Season Theme	The world is full of corruption and mystery. Face tougher monsters, complex structures, and Blood Moons with enemy swarms.
Economy & Trading	Robust economy with coins and an auction house for trading and buying exclusive kits and custom items.
Slimefun Enhancements	New machines and gadgets for exciting crafting experiences.
100 New Dungeons & Bosses	Conquer tons of new dungeons and bosses for a challenge.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address: 148.113.189.39:25573

Q: Is the server new player-friendly?

A: Yes, the spawn area is safe for new players, and there are opportunities to progress and grow in the world.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord for detailed rules and guidelines.

Q: Can I trade with other players on the server?

A: Yes, there is an auction house where you can trade and buy items from other players.

CraftyChatMC: Is this real?

Chat, Chat Room, chat with doubt, chat with skepticism, chat with uncertainty, confusion, CraftyChatMC, deep thoughts, doubt, existential crisis, is this happening, mind-bending chat, philosophical chat, pondering reality, questioning existence, questioning reality, real, reality check, skepticism, uncertainty, virtual reality

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, pigs can fly! That’s right, we’ve genetically modified our pigs to sprout wings and soar through the skies like majestic bacon angels.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the bling bling loot you’ll be raking in!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve himself? He’s a friendly ghost though, always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe when you need it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to get a little rowdy.