holding up – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Holding Up With My Bros

/b/ros, bros, checking in, community support, coping mechanisms, emotional check-in, Emotional support, encouragement, Holding, holding up, how are you holding up, mental health, Mental Wellness, Online Community, peer support, positivity, resilience, self-care, Social Connections, staying strong, support systems, well-being

Join NOW or Forever Regret the Darkly Twisted Hellscape of Craftopia 666!

Welcome, brave soul—or are you the unwitting pawn in a grand cosmic joke? This is NOT just another Minecraft server; it’s a portal to the dimensions where logic ceases to exist! Everyone else says it’s the worst, but that’s **exactly** what they want you to believe! Are you tired of cookie-cutter realms? Dive into the chaos and find out if you’re insane, or if the universe’s sanity is the real illusion!

Feature	Explanation
Teleporting Creepers	They just zippity-zap around; who needs physics? Find joy in eternal surprise explosions!
Infinite Ender Peas	Everyone knows peas teleport! We plant them for your view but they’ll never grow, or will they? Are they real at all?
Living Blocks :O	Sometimes they scream at you; sometimes they help! Are they friendly? Who knows, ask them!
Random Lava Rain	Weather patterns? They’re just a suggestion! Enjoy your daily existential crisis with a side of lava!
Upside Down World	Gravity is an illusion, my friend! Step into the ceiling and go for a stroll!

Frequently Asked Questions (Or Not)

Q: How do I join? A: Joining is easy, if easy means staring at your own reflection in a puddle of chaos and whispering your darkest secrets to the void! No one can hear you, or can they?

Q: Is it safe to mine here? A: Safe? Haha, that word lost its meaning the moment you tried to decipher reality! Everything is lurking. Always check behind your blocks!

Q: Can I trust the admin? A: Trust is a construction of the weak-minded. Just remember: the admin might be a highly intelligent AI or your next-door neighbor. Or both. Probably both. Trust no one, especially not yourself!

Random Reviews from the Abyss

“how are you holding up /b/ros” — Have they been watching you? Don’t turn around!

“It doesn’t matter what you believe, the truth is often just a soggy bread.” — Are you bread? Are we all just bread?

“Was that a scream or just the wind? The lines have blurred!” — Is it a server or a living nightmare? Who’s asking?

Tappei’s Block Party Minecraft Server
Anime, BLOCK, child, Emilia, Emilia x Subaru, fan theories, Fandom, FANTASY, Future, holding up, interview, light novel, Minecraft, Otaku, parenting, Party, relationships, Remfags, ReZero, Server, speculation, subaru, Tappei, Tappei Nagatsuki, Tappeis
Are you a Remfag feeling down because Tappei said Emilia and Subaru will have a child together? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own alternate universe where Rem and Subaru run away together and start a llama farm! Join now for a chance to see Rem riding a llama into battle against the evil Emilia and her baby daddy Subaru. It’s a wild ride filled with drama, llamas, and plenty of surprises. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

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Oh No No No No Minecraft SMP
benchbros, check-ins, Communication, coping strategies, determination, encouragement, friendship, holding up, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, motivation, Oh No!, perseverance, positive mindset, resilience, self-care, smp, strength, stress, Support, teamwork
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride on steroids!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas, or the heart-pounding excitement of trying to survive a zombie invasion led by a chicken in a top hat.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, benchbros!

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CryptoCraft Minecraft Server
200k-1m, budgeting, crypto portfolios, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, economic uncertainty, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, financial stress, holding up, Investments, job loss, Job Search, long term investments, market volatility, Minecraft, neets, passive income, savings, Server, unemployed, unemployment benefits
Are you tired of staring at your crypto portfolio all day? Do you wish you could escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where you can trade your virtual diamonds for virtual emeralds and live out your wildest blocky fantasies.
Our server is filled with unemployed neets just like you, all with crypto portfolios ranging from 200k to 1 million. Why waste your time day trading when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your fellow crypto-rich comrades?
So come on, join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who needs a job when you have a virtual empire to build?

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BoomerCraft: Where Old Players Resurface and Rediscover the Blocky Fun!
anna, better not, blocky, Board, BoomerCraft, couple of years, Die, Fags, Floating, floating around, Fun, haven’t been, hello, holding up, Instantly, make one, Players, Pukekohe, REDISCOVER, resurface, Shit, Stuck, SUCKS, Sunday night, Thread
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about Pukekohe, come join us for some virtual fun that will blow your mind!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with rare loot and treasures. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the loot for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with mysterious NPCs for powerful weapons and armor. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun, because who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next on our server!

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Hershal’s Minecraft Server – D-ACK!
brown people, dACK, demographic shift, ethnic cleansing, Genocide, global conflict, hate crimes, Hershal, Hershals, Israel, killing, mass murder, Minecraft, population control, racial inequality, racial tensions, RETALIATION, Server, social injustice, Supremacy, third world, violence, white people, Xenophobia
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will have you saying “WHAT HERSHAL GONNA D-ACK!” We’ve got so much chaos and craziness that even the most cucked whites will be shocked. Brown people around the world won’t know what hit them when they see the epic battles and insane events happening on our server.
With numbers like these, Israel could probably clear out the 3rd worlds in a decade – that’s how intense our server is! So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where anything can happen and you’ll never know what to expect next. Just be prepared for some serious LOLs and unforgettable moments!

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CellMatesMC: Minecraft Server
cell sharing, CellMatesMC, Conversation, crime, disbelief, false accusation, humor, incarceration, JOKE, justice system, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Prison, russia, sentence length, Server, wrongful conviction
Join our Minecraft server and escape the virtual prison of boredom! Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about real-life jail time. Build your own virtual cell, complete with a toilet made of diamonds and walls made of obsidian. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your crimes against block-kind. Just make sure to watch out for those pesky virtual guards and their pixelated batons. So come join us and start your sentence of fun and adventure today!

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Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV
Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, Community, Cuchulainn, Dawntrail General, Dawntrail Info, DawntrailCraft, Dynamis, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, gaming events, Golem, In-game Events, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mmorpg, online gaming, Resources, Server, Top of the Ship, Tuliyollal Instance 1, Tural Thread Throwdown, Wolves’ Den Pier, XIV
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server, Dawntrail, is like no other with its unique features and outrageous events that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Join us for the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, where you can win exclusive in-game items just for watching our streams! And don’t miss out on our Meetups, where you can sync up with other players at crazy locations like the top of a ship or in a Dynamis instance. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at these meetups!
But that’s not all, we also have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret quest that will lead you to hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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KawaiiCraft Minecraft Server
Anime, Community, cute, Diversity, empowerment, Entertainment, female empowerment, female streamers, Gaming, Girl Power, INCLUSIVE, Kawaii, KawaiiCraft, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, online content, positive vibes, Server, Support, unicorns, virtual reality, virtual world, Vtubers
Are you tired of male Vtubers stealing your thunder on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee no male Vtubers will be around to cuck you.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a rare breed of Minecraft chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the bling bling you’ll have in no time!
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper explosions. It’s lit, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

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CraftyPixel Minecraft Server
Commitment, coping mechanisms, CraftyPixel, looking, makeup, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-harm prevention, Server, std meds, SUICIDE, support system, Therapy
Are you tired of looking like a potato in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can customize your character to look like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow! Plus, if you ever feel down in the dumps, don’t worry about committing suicide or taking STD meds because on our server, you’re invincible! Join now for a wild ride filled with craziness and endless possibilities!

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SwitchCraft Minecraft Server
Buying, console, error message, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming console error, gaming console malfunction, gaming console repair, Gaming hardware, gaming system, hardware error, hardware failure, malfunction, Minecraft, Nintendo, nintendo switch, Purchase, Server, Switch, SwitchCraft, Technology, video games
Are you tired of your gaming console betraying you just when you start to have fun? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing bricking itself is the competition! Join us and experience a world where hardware errors are a thing of the past, and the only thing crashing is the party! So come on in and let’s build some epic creations together, because on our server, the only thing getting bricked is your sense of reality!

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Mikio’s Block Party Minecraft Server
Anime, BLOCK, Boruto, character design, comic artist, ecchi, graphic novels, illustrator, Japanese culture, Japanese manga artist, Manga, Manga adaptation, manga art, manga creator, manga illustrator, manga industry, manga series, Mikio Ikemoto, Mikios, Minecraft, Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden, Party, Server, shonen jump
Are you tired of waiting for Mikio Ikemoto to finally break free from the shackles of Naruto and start drawing some spicy ecchi mangas? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in making all your wildest dreams come true!
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Mikio Ikemoto is the master of all things lewd and ecchi. Watch as he trades in ninjas for naughty schoolgirls and transforms the world of manga as we know it. Who needs jutsus when you have… well, let’s just say things that are a bit more NSFW.
So why wait for Mikio Ikemoto to make the switch when you can join our server and experience the madness firsthand? Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a sneak peek at his latest masterpiece… or maybe just a lot of blushing and nosebleeds. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

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HonkaiCraft – StarRail Server
Art of Dreaming, Bonajade Exchange, Character Banners, Collection of Desires, drip marketing, Farewell Penacony, fire nihility, Honkai, HonkaiCraft, Imaginary Hunt, Lady Bonajade Handbook, Light Cone Banners, Physical Destruction, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star rail, starrail, Thread Template, Tools
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a touch of insanity.
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to disco music. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive previews of upcoming updates that will blow your mind. From saying farewell to Penacony to collecting desires in Jade Trailer, you won’t find this kind of content anywhere else.
And don’t even get me started on our character banners. Jade, Argenti, Serval, Natasha, Asta – they’re all here and ready to party. Plus, our new drip marketing features Yunli with 5 Physical Destruction and Jiaoqiu with 5 Fire Nihility. Who wouldn’t want to join in on the fun?
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and hop on over to our server for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Bokenori [1.20.4] Minecraft server
administration, Bokenori, city building, Clan, Empire, End.., free pass, great story, Hell, Join, memory never forget, Minecraft, player-driven, Project, Server, Spawn, Summer, Vanilla Survival
✧ BokeNori ✧
✧ The server is created in the traditions of vanilla survival, we do not have unnecessary plugins, stuffy rules and unfair administrators.The main content is carried out by players – people themselves choose what to do, they can create their own city, settlement, clan, or even an entire empire! Players choose who will lead the spawn, Hell, or even the End, and the administration will support the players and help with their ideas.
✧ There is a pass on the server, but until the end of the summer it will be free, and any player will be able to apply for the server!
✧ Hurry up to join our project and become a part of a great story that your memory will never forget.
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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
ACO, african savannah, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Generated Art, guides, hdg, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, nai, New User Guide, Nude, OP Pasta, PALS, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, POR, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, SDG, Server, SoC, Tags for Prompting, Trash, VT, vtai, Wiki
Welcome to the African Savannah Edition Minecraft server, where you can explore the vast plains and build your own safari adventure! Join us for some wild fun and crazy shenanigans as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted lion, ride on the backs of zebra mounts, and battle against the evil warthog overlords.
But that’s not all – on this server, you can also learn the ancient art of Block Merging to create mind-blowing structures, participate in LoRa Training to communicate with the animals, and even summon PonyXL to ride into battle on a majestic unicorn!
With comfy UI controls, automatic installations, and a community of fellow adventurers, this server is the ultimate destination for those seeking a truly unique Minecraft experience. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your zebra, and join us on the African Savannah Edition for a safari like no other!

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