hold it in Minecraft Servers

Hold It In

  • GirigiriCraft Minecraft Server

    GirigiriCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (and possibly running to the bathroom)! Our server is cursed with the most bizarre and hilarious quirks, like needing to pee whenever you’re nervous. But don’t worry, we have a special power that helps you hold it in – just like the reclusive boy in the story!

    Embark on quests to find the legendary toilet paper sword, battle against mobs of angry bladder-control monsters, and build the most epic bathrooms in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a server quite like this one. So come join us and let the laughter (and pee) flow!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GirigiriCraft Minecraft Server

    GirigiriCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our wacky Minecraft server where you can experience the hilarious adventures of a charming girl cursed to need the bathroom whenever she’s nervous! But don’t worry, because on our server, there’s a reclusive boy with a special power that helps her hold it in!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and absurd storyline like this? You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through the crazy world of our server, filled with unexpected twists and turns. Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic battle between a girl in desperate need of a toilet and a boy with the power to save her from embarrassment?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who knows what other zany adventures await you in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Modern Chaos: Because following the rules is overrated! v1.20.4 Java

    Modern Chaos: Because following the rules is overrated! v1.20.4 Java

    New Minecraft Servers

    Modern Anarchy Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

    Server IP: modern-anarchy.org

    Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

      • Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
      • No bans ever – only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.

    Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

      • Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
      • Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

    World Exploration Extravaganza:

      • Discover a vast 3×3 million block world border.
      • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.
      • Explore and exploit the nether roof.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

      • Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
      • Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

    Shape the Future with Direct Input:

      • Join our Discord and engage with the community.
      • Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
      • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
      • Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

      • Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

    Server IP: modern-anarchy.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SharkWife Minecraft Server

    SharkWife Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join me and my adorable shark wife for some underwater adventures! She may have razor-sharp teeth, but she’s got a heart of gold (and a love for diamond blocks).

    Join us as we build an underwater kingdom filled with treasure chests, sunken ships, and maybe even a few mermaid neighbors. Just watch out for the occasional kraken attack – my wife has a bit of a temper when it comes to giant sea monsters.

    So come on down and swim with the sharks (literally) on our server! Who knows, you might even find true love among the coral reefs. Just be sure to bring your scuba gear and a sense of humor – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GawrCraft – Gura’s Minecraft Server

    GawrCraft – Gura’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter!

    Our server is so wild, even Gawr Gura herself would want to join in on the fun! We have special events like the Gawr Gura Birthday Celebration 2024, where we party like there’s no tomorrow! And don’t miss out on the Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun, where you can strut your stuff in style!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with wacky characters, crazy challenges, and endless possibilities. You’ll never have a dull moment when you’re part of our Minecraft family. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • InfantCraft Server: Seriously, AITA for not caring about ancient history?

    InfantCraft Server: Seriously, AITA for not caring about ancient history?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to be part of a family feud that makes the Kardashians look tame.

    Our server is so wild, it’ll make you question your own family dynamics. With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you choose your in-game family or betray them for the rival clan? The choice is yours!

    Join now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual family feuds in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DaughterDramaCraft

    DaughterDramaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and favoritism? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your real-life family issues behind! On our server, everyone is treated equally, even if you’re just a blocky character. No more dollar store gifts for your Minecraft character, only the best loot and adventures await you here!

    Imagine a world where trampolines are for everyone, not just for the favorites. Build your own trampoline kingdom and let your Minecraft daughter jump to her heart’s content! No more stomping away in frustration, only happy faces and endless fun on our server.

    Join us now and experience a virtual family where everyone is loved and appreciated, no two-week notice required for babysitting services! Say goodbye to real-life family drama and hello to a world of blocks, pixels, and pure joy. Don’t miss out on this epic Minecraft adventure – join our server today and leave the real world behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and start doing the Macarena! Or how about the time a pack of zombie pigs invaded a player’s house and redecorated it with pink wool and diamond blocks? Anything can happen on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

    But that’s not all! We also have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off in a duel, but instead of swords they’re using giant rubber chickens! The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon to ride around on.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a herd of llamas breakdancing in the town square or a giant chicken laying diamond eggs. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ExistentialCraft

    ExistentialCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the existence of unicorns! That’s right, our server is home to a secret land where majestic unicorns roam freely, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever they go. But be warned, these unicorns are not your average mythical creatures – they have a taste for adventure and are always up for a challenge.

    Embark on quests to find rare unicorn horns, battle against evil trolls trying to steal their magic, and even ride on the back of a unicorn as you explore the vast and magical world we have created. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to unlocking their hidden powers and becoming a unicorn yourself!

    So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the most magical and outrageous adventure in Minecraft history! Who needs concrete evidence when you have unicorns to prove the impossible?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SolarCraft Minecraft Server

    SolarCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, dis server is lit af like dem solar farms approved by da UK gov’t! We got 3 HUGE solar farms ready to power up ur Minecraft world like never before. And guess what? We also got rooftop installs for all u fancy players who wanna flex on dem peasants. Join dis server and let da sun shine on ur pixelated face as u build, mine, and slay dem mobs like a boss. Don’t be a noob, join now and be part of da solar revolution in Minecraft! 🌞💥 #SolarPowerGoals #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP