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GirigiriCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	126
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (and possibly running to the bathroom)! Our server is cursed with the most bizarre and hilarious quirks, like needing to pee whenever you’re nervous. But don’t worry, we have a special power that helps you hold it in – just like the reclusive boy in the story!

Embark on quests to find the legendary toilet paper sword, battle against mobs of angry bladder-control monsters, and build the most epic bathrooms in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a server quite like this one. So come join us and let the laughter (and pee) flow!

GirigiriCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, bathroom, bladder control, Chapter 36, charming girl, comedy, CURSE, cursed, Daily Girigiri Out, daily series, desuarchive, GirigiriCraft, hold it in, Manga, Minecraft, Nervous, reclusive boy, romance, Server, shy boy, shy girl, slice of life, special power, Supernatural

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Potions Brewed:	132	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	928931
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Join our wacky Minecraft server where you can experience the hilarious adventures of a charming girl cursed to need the bathroom whenever she’s nervous! But don’t worry, because on our server, there’s a reclusive boy with a special power that helps her hold it in!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and absurd storyline like this? You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through the crazy world of our server, filled with unexpected twists and turns. Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic battle between a girl in desperate need of a toilet and a boy with the power to save her from embarrassment?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who knows what other zany adventures await you in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

asteroid, DinoDoom, Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Votes:	5451	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

administrator, Arena, Auction, Auto-mine, Competitions, diamonds, donation, Events, free, Friends, high quality, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Resources, Server, Shop, TalesCraft, Trade, Website

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	421265
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9296	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

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No Peek Minecraft Server

avoid smash, do not look, do not look at smash, don’t watch smash, ignore smash, Minecraft, peek, prevent looking at smash, refrain from looking at smash, Server, SMASH, stay away from smash

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

BE, cautionary tale, comedy, Craft, documentary, Dystopia, Entertainment, film, Future, Government, humor, idio, idiocracy, intelligence, Luke Wilson, Mike Judge, Movie, Politics, pop culture, satire, satire film, smp, social commentary, society, supposed, WASNT

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Dimension Hops:	9	Animals Bred:	56
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

CraftyDadGaySon

acceptance, aita, Communication, copying behavior, CraftyDadGaySon, FaceTime, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Financial Stability, gender stereotypes, good dad, Headbands, Homophobia, LGBTQ, love, making our son gay, not together, parenting, personal beliefs, ridiculous reaction, son’s father

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2612
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Items Found:	5182	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	129	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

advice for today, BoomerCraftTipsNTricks, changing times, contemporary advice, current advice, evolving advice, generational advice, generational differences, generational wisdom, ineffective advice, irrelevant advice, modern solutions, obsolete advice, old-fashioned advice, older generations, outdated advice, outdated beliefs, past advice, traditional advice, unhelpful advice, updated advice

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

Blood, Bot, CRAZE, FINNISH, Finnish man, future technology, Honey, human eye, Impressive.., innovation, invention, medicine delivery, Minecraft, Nano, nano scale, nanobots, proof, ring structures, Robots, Server, small rings, soft robots, Technology, viscotic fluid, zero-elastic-energy mode

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchantments Applied:	213	Mines Excavated:	2296
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP

Anime, Character, Chunibyo, comedy, COSPLAY, cute, Dekomori, DEKOMORIDESU, Delusional, FANART, FANTASY, friendship, japanese, Kawaii, Magical Girl, Minecraft, moe, Otaku, Rikka Takanashi, schoolgirl, slice of life, smp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	175
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because DEKOMORIDESU is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers.

So why should you join DEKOMORIDESU? Because where else can you participate in epic llama races, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and engage in intense battles with a giant squid boss named Squishy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the madness begin!

WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

acceptance, Best Friend, Boundaries, celebration, Cultural, decision, family, friendship, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Server, South Asian, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingWoes

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values inclusivity and acceptance? Look no further than our server! We welcome players of all backgrounds and orientations, because we believe everyone deserves a place to call home in the Minecraft world.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We even have a special event where players can compete in a wedding planning competition – just make sure to invite your partner, because we celebrate love in all its forms!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community – where the only thing that matters is having fun and spreading positivity. So come on over and join us, because on our server, everyone is family – even if your best friend tries to exclude your wife from the guest list!

HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!

aita, chicken sandwich, cold, Communication, Disappointment, Expectations, Food, foodie, Fresh, Fries, Gesture, Grateful, HangryCraft, Justice, Krabby Patty burger, lettuce, pineapple Frosty, Surprise, surprise gone wrong, unappreciated, Wendys, Wife

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never serve you a cold Krabby Patty burger or forget your fries! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the freshest ingredients and our Frostys are always pineapple-y delicious.

Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for the elusive lettuce block to add to your burger, or embark on a quest to find the perfect spot to enjoy your meal without getting attacked by creepers. And don’t worry, we always listen to our players’ requests and make sure to deliver the full meal deal every time.

So come on in and feast on the most epic virtual meals of your life! Just be sure to thank us grandly for our culinary creations, or risk facing the wrath of hangry gamers. See you at the table!