Hogalalla Is BACK with a New Twist Minecraft Servers

BdayBash Minecraft Server

Apology, BdayBash, Birthday, city, clean, drop off, friend A, friend B, friendship, hard drugs, help out, Hometown, MIL, Minecraft, Nervous, Recovery, refusing, relapse, Server, spend, Upset, Visit, wife’s friend

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Zombie Dances:	8

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server for the most insane adventures and outrageous stories! Just like the time when Tina’s friend Brian tried to make her relapse with drugs, but now he wants to apologize to her husband in the game! Will you forgive him or start a virtual war? Trust your gut and join us for some crazy fun! Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next on our server!

DadEnvyCraft

Appearance, body image, body shaming, criticism, DadEnvyCraft, diet, eating disorder, Exercise, family dynamics, FITNESS, health, healthy lifestyle, Jealousy, overweight, Parent-child relationship, Physical fitness, self esteem, self-care, sibling rivalry, underweight

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4423
Star Shards Collected:	223	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as insane as my dad’s comments on my workout routine? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret dungeon where players can battle against a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought off a flock of feathered foes!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs wings when you have magical veggies, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a legendary giant pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance a porky powerhouse? Join our server to find out!

So come on down to our server and leave behind the real world drama for a world of wacky wonders and whimsical adventures. Who needs a dad criticizing your workout routine when you can be battling chickens and dancing with pigs? Join now and let the madness begin!

GrownUpFun Minecraft Server

Adulthood, appreciation, Childhood, Curiosity, Development, discovery, Experience, Exploration, GrownUpFun, growth, hobbies, interests, learning, Maturity, Minecraft, Passion, perspective, Server, Surprises, transformation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Divine Spears Created:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Remember when you thought broccoli was boring as a kid? Well, this Minecraft server is like the broccoli of the gaming world – it may not seem exciting at first, but once you give it a try, you’ll be hooked!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden apples. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city where players can ride on rainbow-colored minecarts and befriend talking chickens.

But that’s not all – our server also has a magical portal that transports players to a dimension filled with giant mushrooms and friendly unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare pink sheep that grants wishes to those who pet it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and wacky adventures! Who knew broccoli could be so much fun?

BlockyBabies: Spawn or Nah?

BlockyBabies, childfree, Childless, children, decision, emotional fulfillment, family, Family Planning, financial considerations, Future, Kids, Legacy, Lifestyle, long-term commitment, Nah, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, Procreation, RESPONSIBILITY, societal expectations, Spawn

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Crops Grown:	4636	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about riding on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbows out of your diamond sword? Only on our server can you find such epic and ridiculous adventures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky dragon loves to throw dance parties in the End dimension, complete with glowstone disco balls and funky music made by note blocks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find mutant chickens, flying pigs, and a disco-loving dragon all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

GuoCraft Minecraft Server

alleged, Chinese, controversy, Corruption, crime, Disappearance, extradition, fugitive, government official, GuoCraft, illegal activities, International, investigation, law enforcement, Mayor Alice Guo, Minecraft, missing, news headline, Philippine, Philippines-China relations, Politics, scandal, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. We got, like, this crazy story about this Philippine Mayor Alice Guo who, like, got linked to some Chinese crime and then, like, she just straight up goes ‘missing’. Like, what even, right?

But, like, don’t worry about all that drama, man. Come join our server and escape from all that real life craziness. We got, like, epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind. Plus, our community is, like, the coolest bunch of players you’ll ever meet.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Mayor Alice Guo’s disappearance. Or maybe not. But either way, it’s gonna be a blast, man.

PutinsBlockParty

accusations, allegations, ASSASSINATE, bankrolling, Conflict, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, Intelligence Operations, international relations, political tensions, putin, PutinsBlockParty, russia, sanctions, security threats, UKRAINIAN, US, world news

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Emeralds Found:	2366	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

lol imagine if putin actually got assassinated, that would be wild right? but guess what, on our minecraft server, you can be the one to protect putin from all those sneaky ukrainians trying to take him down. join now and show russia that you got putin’s back, literally. also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground bunker where putin himself hangs out and plays minecraft with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come on over and help us keep putin safe from those pesky assassins, because on this server, we take protecting our leader very seriously.

PopcornVeggieCraft

crunchy, Culinary, DELICIOUS, diet-friendly, easy snack, fiber, gluten free, guilt-free, Healthy snack, low calorie, movie night, Popcorn, popcorn addict, popcorn lover, PopcornVeggieCraft, satisfying, Savory, snack, Tasty, Vegetable, whole grain

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	8856	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the popcorn is always poppin’ and the fun never stops! we have a secret farm where the popcorn grows like magic beans and you can harvest it for all your snacking needs.

but that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of friendly llamas who will guide you on quests to find the rarest popcorn kernels in all the land.

if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies, searching for hidden treasures and battling evil mobs along the way.

so come on down to our server and experience the most delicious and action-packed minecraft adventure of your life! it’s a vegetable-filled journey you won’t want to miss!

EcoBotzIBD – Healing Mice & Having Fun!

animal studies, biocompatible materials, biodegradable, biomedical engineering, Biomedical Innovations, Digestive health, drug delivery, Drug Release, EcoBotzIBD, experimental medicine, Fun, Gastrointestinal Disorders, healing, inflammatory bowel disease, Medical research, Mice, microrobots, Nanoparticles, nanotechnology, preclinical studies, Targeted therapy, therapies, treatments

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8666	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Star Shards Collected:	210
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like no other! we got biodegradable microrobots delivering therapies to treat inflammatory bowel disease in mice! yea u heard right, we got tiny robots helpin out dem lil mice with their tummy troubles.

but wait, there’s more! we also got flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop! imagine dat, walkin around and suddenly a diamond falls from the sky! it’s like a dream come true!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and traps? yea, it’s like a real life adventure movie down there! u gotta watch out for the lava pits and the sneaky skeletons though, they’ll get ya if u ain’t careful.

so what are u waiting for? come join dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have some fun together! who knows what other wild surprises we got in store for u 😉

7K Crew Minecraft Server

7000, Accept, agree, benefit, CONSIDER, Contemplate, CREW, decision, enticement, Financial, incentive, Join, Minecraft, MONEY, offer, opportunity, participate, Ponder, Proposal, REWARD, Server, temptation, think about

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	818	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity for you to join us for the low, low price of $7000!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, they also encountered a talking cow who gave them the power to fly and shoot fireballs from their hands.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pink sheep that can grant wishes to anyone who shears their wool. Want a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? No problem! Just ask the pink sheep and watch as your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might just find that $7000 was the best investment you ever made.

CraftyCriminals Minecraft Server

CraftyCriminals, crime, criminals at large, Criminals., elude, Escape, evade, Evasion, get off scot-free, got away with it, Justice, law, long tail, Minecraft, Outsmart, outwit, robbery, Server, Successful, tags, theft, they, Unpunished

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes! Need a break from the real world? Come join us and let your wildest dreams come true.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh. We even have a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs!

But the best part? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Legend has it that the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to uncover the treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft master!