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MineCraftMania

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6034	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Towns Built:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Join our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your blinged-out crib. So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life!

BandarCraft: Sahand Sinks!

accident, Bandar Abbas, BandarCraft, CAPSIZES, Defense, Incident, investigation, iran, Iranian, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Naval, Navy, OPERATIONs, Persian Gulf, rescue, Sahand, Sinking, sinks, Vessel, warship

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
New Chunks Explored:	67014	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

LOL OKAY SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE IRANIAN WARSHIP SAHAND DECIDED TO CAPSIZE IN BANDAR ABBAS BUT IN MINECRAFT LOL. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF A WARSHIP FLIPPING UPSIDE DOWN IN A RANDOM PORT CITY.

WE HAVE CRAZY MINI GAMES LIKE “SAVE THE SAILORS” WHERE YOU HAVE TO RESCUE THE CREW MEMBERS FROM DROWNING.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT CALLED “SINK OR SWIM” WHERE YOU HAVE TO BUILD YOUR OWN BOAT AND TRY TO SURVIVE THE CAPSIZING OF THE SAHAND.

SO IF YOU’RE INTO WACKY DISASTERS AND RIDICULOUS CHALLENGES, COME JOIN US ON THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER!

LottoCraft: Rarer Than Diamonds!

analogy, chance, comparison, diamonds, exaggeration, Expectation, gambling, hype, Lottery, LottoCraft, LUCK, Numbers, Odds, Perception, Popular, Probability, rare, rarer, Saying, scarcity, statistics, ticket, winning

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161

lol this server is like finding a diamond block in a stack of dirt, except way more fun cuz you get to punch creepers in the face. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at zombies. we have a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas wearing sunglasses. plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a wooden sword and won. come join us for a wild ride that’s rarer than finding a unicorn in a field of rainbows!

Minecraft on EpiCraft

1.20, Adventure World, Community Events, Custom, Custom Plugins, Epicraft, free, Javabedrock, Mental Health Aware, Minecraf, Minecraft, No Resets, No Whitelist, Optional PvP, Prison, Safe, Skills, smp, Survival, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

EpiCraft [SMP] {Survival} {Adventure World} {Custom Plugins} {Weekly Challenges} {Skills} {Community Events} {Optional PvP} {NO Whitelist} {NO Resets} {1.20+} {Java+Bedrock} {Mental Health Aware}

Hi all. Some of you might reminisce about the 2012’s and fond memories of a Golden Age.

I’m hosting an Epic Reunion atm and looking for old and new retrocrafters from that and beyond.

Help us get started together.

Ps. The network needs testers and some links aren’t branded. That means premium items are free.

Ip play.epicraftmc.com

Bedrock only port 25565

See u there!

play.epicraftmc.com

Minecraft server: Mario’s Block Party

BLOCK, childhood games, classic games, gaming classics, gaming collection, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming relics, Mario, mario bros, Mario memories, Marios, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, old school gaming, Party, retro collection, retro gaming, Server, throwback gaming, trashcan collection, video games, vintage video games

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Animals Bred:	200	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired content? Well, look no further because our server is like a dumpster fire of awesomeness!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and fight off hordes of evil chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!

CraftyDevs Minecraft Server: “Lies to Faces”

broken trust, communication breakdown, community management, CraftyDevs, customer satisfaction, customer service, Deception, developer accountability, dishonesty, faces, false promises, game development, gamedevs, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Lies, lying.., Minecraft, player feedback, player loyalty, player relations, Server, Support, trust issues, unethical behavior

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of gamedevs lying to your face? Join our Minecraft server where the only lies you’ll hear are from the sneaky creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is so honest, even the pigs tell the truth (well, most of the time). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond cave, you’ll uncover the truth about why gamedevs lie in the first place. So come join us and uncover the ultimate conspiracy in the world of Minecraft!

GrannyCraft: No Regrets

10 years, acceptance, bad mouthing, Cultural differences, DATING, distance issues, DOCTORS, dying wish, family, grandmother, GrannyCraft, health, inner circle, Marriage, Minority, only child, refusal, regrets, relationships, slavic, traditional views

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as fighting off creepers! Join us for a grand adventure filled with crazy relatives, cultural clashes, and forbidden love stories.

Are you ready to navigate through the treacherous waters of family expectations and societal norms? Will you stand up to your grandma’s “dying wish” to marry within your culture, or will you forge your own path with your Slavic boyfriend from a different village?

Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and build your own unique story. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough amidst all the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and come join us on the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, bilateral talks, Defense, defense agreements, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, discharge, expulsion, foreign policy, India, Indian nationals, Indian soldiers, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military service, Minecraft, modi, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4525
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians and indians fighting it out in epic battles! modi and putin had a chat and now all the indians are getting kicked out of the russian military, so they need a new place to show off their skills! join us for crazy pvp battles, build epic bases, and maybe even start a world war or two! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft? join now and be part of the chaos!

PatriotCraft: NATO Edition

air defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, fresh news, international relations, Julianna Smith, military aid, military support, nato, NATO request, News, Patriot systems, PatriotCraft, response, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukrainians, united states, US Ambassador

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

so like, u know how u always wanted to be an ambassador to NATO but u were like, nah too much work, well guess what, on this server u can be the US Ambassador to NATO in Minecraft! u can negotiate with other players for resources, build air defense systems, and even ask for Patriot systems like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be the most powerful diplomat in the Minecraft world! who needs real life when u can be a virtual ambassador, amirite?

ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.