hoarding guide Minecraft Servers

hoarding guide

  • PixelTouhou Minecraft Server

    PixelTouhou Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as Patchouli’s bookshelf? Look no further! Join our server and experience the madness of Touhou Project like never before.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, Marisa accidentally unleashed a horde of creepers in Gensokyo and chaos ensued. But instead of running away, the Touhou girls decided to fight back with diamond swords and potions of invisibility. It was epic!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can team up with your favorite Touhou characters and build your own spell card-inspired structures. Want to create a giant Reimu shrine made entirely of redstone? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

    So come on, join us and let’s create our own crazy Gensokyo in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you? Just watch out for any stray creepers – they tend to have a mind of their own in our server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelPillowFight – Minecraft Madness #502

    PixelPillowFight – Minecraft Madness #502

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! We’ve got more updates than a Touhou game release! Join us for the 4/20 Edition where we celebrate in style.

    Our server is so fire that even the Lotus Eaters would want to join in on the fun. Cheating Detective Satori couldn’t even figure out how awesome it is here!

    We’ve got more fangames than you can shake a stick at. From Dream Logical World to Hero of Ice Fairy, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the high score spreadsheet – it’s more competitive than a danmaku showdown!

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the fumo of weedno we’ve got waiting for you. It’s a trip you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BridalDrama: Maid of Confusion!

    BridalDrama: Maid of Confusion!

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Bridesmaid Betrayal Server: Where Tensions Run High and Friendship is a Lie

    Welcome, wanderer! Here, on the brink of the Blocky Abyss, you will discover a Minecraft server that defies all logic and thrives on the most absurd of familial squabbles. Why compromise friendships when you can create chaos? Forget diamonds and gold—prepare for the emotional landmines of bridal politics. Are you ready to hop down this rabid rabbit hole?

    Groundbreaking Features:

      • Bridesmaid’s Bane: In this world, your worth is measured by those shiny, pixelated flasks. Don’t want to be a bridesmaid? Prepare for a slapstick showdown with your sister’s virtual entourage!
    Feature Name Description
    The Bridal Feud Engage in multiplayer battles where ‘selfishness’ manifests as strange mobs chasing you! Collect protective gear made of wedding cake!
    Sisterly Sabotage Launch surprise attacks during critical moments in your sister’s ‘special day’ quests. But beware! It might backfire… hilariously!
    Emotional Currency Trade feelings of dissatisfaction for blocks of emotional support. But don’t blame us if the economy crashes!

    Gameplay Mechanics:

      • Vows of the Void: Each player must pledge allegiance to a faction—Team Sister or Team Self. Competitive quests will ensue, impacting how every pixelated wedding cake is sliced!

      • Bridal Hyperdrive: This isn’t your grandma’s pedestrian wedding. Here, ceremonies evolve into twisted races! The faster you complete your “best man” crafting challenges, the more spectacular the union becomes!

    Confounding Testimonials:

    "I joined to avoid my sister’s wedding drama and accidentally started a cult about it. I don’t even know how to craft a cake!" – 💔 Broken Sibling

    "I thought it was just a game. Now I’m leading a rebellion against emotional obligations while dodging bridal showers in survival mode!" – 🎉 Rebel Bride

    FAQs (Frequently Avoided Questions)

      • Q: Why does everyone keep blaming me for ruining the wedding? A: It’s probably your fault for not picking a side. Or maybe it’s the cake. Always examine the cake.

      • Q: Can I just attend without the drama? A: Attending without being a centerpiece is virtually impossible. The servers see everything.

      • Q: What if I want to be a bridesmaid after all? A: The in-game spirits of bridesmaids may haunt your blocks. Use at your own chaos risk!

    The Hidden Truth: Conspiracy or Coincidence?

    Rumor has it that this server is actually a front for an underground wedding planning syndicate. Trust no one! They are watching—even while you’re crafting. The shadows whisper of players who have mysteriously vanished during wedding quests.

    Divine Warnings:

      • Bridal Blood Cult: Join at your peril! Membership requires an offering—a block of your finest passion. The fine print says you might get turned into a wedding gift!

      • The Dreaded Role Reversal: Ever thought you could be the bride instead? Some say the server’s evolving dynamics might just hand you the bridal bouquet… and a barrage of chaos.

    Caution: Joining This Server Changes You

    Do you dare step into a world where friendships can shatter like glass chandeliers? Become part of a festering saga that mirrors the chaos of family gatherings but in pixelated form! Click the join button only if you’re willing to embrace the unhinged—because here, every block placed can become a nail in the coffin of sisterhood.


    🧨 Dive in! Be wary though, the path to pixelated oblivion twists and turns through the most unexpected realms of wedding drama. What side will you take? The choice is yours, but consequences are inevitable. Are you a player, or are you just another bridesmaid caught in the web?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Change the World: Minecraft SMP

    Change the World: Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, fam! You’re totally NOT gonna wanna miss this Minecraft SMP – it’s like if a wild giraffe got hit by a lightning bolt and then decided to start a band! Seriously, I’m not even kidding!

    Picture this: you’re mining in a cave, just chilling, when suddenly a flying chicken with a top hat swoops down and challenges you to a duel – but wait! It’s actually your long-lost cousin who got lost in the Nether and came back as a feathered overlord! You know what they say – family reunions are fuller of surprises than your Aunt Martha’s Thanksgiving casserole that exploded last year!

    And guess what? We’ve got a totally legit rule that if you craft a cake while wearing a full set of diamond armor, YOU become the king of all tacos – and I don’t mean like your regular crunchy ones, I mean the legendary tacos that can shoot rainbows and make the moon dance! I once had a taco that legit took me to another dimension, where people were riding dolphins on rollerblades – trust me, the rides in this SMP are next-level!

    If you join, you’ll get exclusive access to the Secret Society of Cactus Huggers. No, seriously, we hug cactus, and if you don’t believe me, just ask the ghost of my pet parrot who could quote Shakespeare and insist that all spiders are just misunderstood friends! And YOU could be a part of it! Conquer the wilderness, or just build a giant tea kettle to house all your imaginary friends.

    But wait, there’s MORE! We’re launching a weekly contest to see who can build the most ridiculous statue of a potato wearing sunglasses, while simultaneously fending off the attack of mutant llamas – spoiler alert, they spit, and it is DISGUSTING! Last time, I ended up wearing a suit made of raw beef just to distract them! Who knew llamas could be so judgmental?

    So WHY ARE YOU STILL SITTING THERE, reading this? Join our Minecraft SMP and dive into the absolute chaos, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe the number of times you can trip over your pet dog named Sir Barksalot! Come for the adventure, stay for the insanity, and maybe bring a rubber duckie for good luck? Because let’s be real, in this world, who doesn’t need a rubber duckie in their inventory? Quack quack, my dude!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HiddenGemCrafting

    HiddenGemCrafting

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌍✨ Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid your pixelated eyes on! 🚀✨ Forget about those snooze-fest vanilla servers where the only excitement is finding a rare flower while you’re digging dirt! Join us instead, where absolutely anything can happen—like that time Steve got chased by a rogue llama wearing a diamond helmet. True story!

      • Real-Life Enderman: Spend your nights dodging our mystical, real-life Enderman who mysteriously appears whenever you take a selfie in the game. Players swear they’ve seen him pop up in their bedrooms IRL to photobomb their Snapchats! 😱📸

      • Creeper Karaoke Contests: Ever wanted to hear a creeper belt out your favorite pop songs? Join our Creeper Karaoke Machine event, hosted by DJ Steve! Prizes include genuine ‘Boomtastic’ Creeper T-Shirts and a chance to perform a duet with the legendary Creeper who once graced the Billboard charts! 🎤💥

      • Portal to the Upside-Down: Who needs the Overworld when you can access our famous “Upside-Down” dimension? Here, gravity works backward! Watch as your mobs spontaneously float by like helium balloons while you struggle to keep your precious diamonds from slipping through the roof (that’s actually the floor). 💫⬆️

      • Mystery Box Raves: Every hour, we spawn a massive Mystery Box somewhere in the world. What’s inside? It could be anything from a rare enchanted item to a live mob that will have a tea party with you (yes, a tea party!). Our last player opened a box and found a real functioning toaster! 🍞🤣

      • Pet Pig Revolution: Join the weekly rally of our sentient pigs as they demand equal rights for all grazing mobs! Who would’ve thought that downloading a mod could lead to pigs demanding justice while sporting tiny top hats? It’s the cutest thing since…ever. 🐷🎩✊

      • Legendary Taco Tuesdays: Who needs Taco Bell when you’ve got Taco Tuesdays right in the game? Our server hosts epic battles where players must find the ingredients to make the legendary "Creeper Taco," rumored to grant you temporary invincibility! Those pesky spiders won’t know what hit them! 🌮💥

    So, what are you waiting for? Dust off your pickaxe and prepare for outrageous adventures filled with laughter, chaos, and more bunnies than you can shake a stick at! Join us—the only server where we have more stories than actual pixels! 🚀🌈🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP