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Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	2247
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	739431	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	119	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Gems Collected:	28

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Dimension Hops:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Zombie Dances:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Crops Grown:	7812	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9713	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.