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SpudCraft: The Potato Patch of Vanilla Goodness

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

SpudCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
Easy way to get back to spawn using /spawn command
Simple voice chat mod
Purely vanilla with essential datapacks
15-year-old age requirement for maturity
Kind, mature, and interactive community
Collaborative build projects, events, and game nights
BlueMap for world exploration
Custom world generation

SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it around two months old! Join the Discord and submit your application to be a part of this welcoming community.

Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is SpudCraft?	SpudCraft is a community united by our love for Minecraft, aiming to grow into a safe and trusting community.
What features does SpudCraft offer?	Trust-based diamond economy system /spawn command to return to spawn Simple voice chat mod Purely vanilla with essential datapacks 15-year-old age requirement Kind, mature, and interactive community Collaborative build projects, events, game nights BlueMap for world exploration Custom world generation

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

amateur porn, ban users, banging, BlockyBanter, cute couples, Fake, fake professional porn, For-profit, major porn sites, Minecraft, new videos, non-commercial, original content, Server, uploading, worsening porn industry

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where cute affectionate couples can bang freely! Unlike major porn sites, we encourage users to upload their original, non-commercial content of adorable Minecraft couples getting it on. Say goodbye to the days of only seeing fake professional porn, because here you can witness the real deal with our “amateur” players who are anything but fake. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting screwed is the blocks in our virtual world!

SteamyRemasteredMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Potions Brewed:	177	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most lit parties in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret skin that turns you into a flying pig with laser eyes. Plus, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you infinite health and super speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now before it gets delisted from Steam for being too crazy and chaotic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Dad’sPassNoWait Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boyfriend, Communication, crazy, DadsPassNoWait, DAUGHTER, decision, family, Father, Future, home, House, Inheritance, life together, Minecraft, Morbid, moving on, next step, passing away, Plans, relationship, Server, unrealistic, Waiting

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2247	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have real-life soap opera drama happening every day!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 39-year-old woman, her 42-year-old boyfriend, and her 4-year-old daughter as they navigate love, betrayal, and inheritance disputes. Will the boyfriend inherit the house and refuse to move out, causing chaos and mayhem in their virtual world? Only time will tell!

Forget about building pixelated castles and farms, come join us for the ultimate reality show experience in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

LaundryGriefer420

anger, apartment complex, baskets, clothes, clothing, dryer, errands, laundromat, Laundry, laundry loads, laundry room, LaundryGriefer420, open dryers, Peace, rapid speed, Timer, Touch, Walmart, washers

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Farms Harvested:	624
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with laundry thieves like the one in this story! Join us and never worry about someone touching your virtual blocks without permission.

Our server is filled with magical dryers that dry your clothes at lightning speed, so you can focus on building the most epic structures without any interruptions. Plus, we have a strict “no touching other players’ items” policy, so you can rest assured that your creations are safe from any pesky laundry snatchers.

Join us now and experience a world where your virtual belongings are always respected, and where you can unleash your creativity without any laundry-related drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret laundromat dungeon filled with enchanted washing machines and mystical dryers. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

StrugglinSMP – What’s a struggle that only makes sense once it’s yours?

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Void Armor Forged:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only struggle is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of survival skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or the challenge of building a house while being bombarded by exploding sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who loves to photobomb your selfies and the elusive Creeper who just wants to give you a hug (and blow you up).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs, then come join us on our SMP! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a lot of TNT, because you’re gonna need it.

StealMyDiamondsCraft

consequences, crime, desire, dishonesty, dream, Ethics, FANTASY, Forbidden, Greed, heist, hypothetical scenario, moral dilemma, Perfect Crime, Risk, secrecy, stealing, StealMyDiamondsCraft, temptation, Thrill, wish fulfillment

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Star Shards Collected:	291
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you dream of a life of crime and mischief? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can steal to your heart’s content without any consequences! That’s right, no pesky police officers or jail time here, just pure thievery and chaos!

Join our server and embark on epic heists to steal diamonds, emeralds, and even entire buildings! Want to rob a bank? Go for it! Feel like snatching the crown jewels? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless when you’re a master thief on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you steal to your heart’s content, but you can also engage in epic battles with other players to see who the ultimate thief is. Build your own hideout, gather a crew of fellow thieves, and plot your way to the top of the criminal underworld.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest criminal fantasies! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual crimes are being committed. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to steal your way to the top!

AmbulanceCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian forces are attacking ambulances for no reason, like seriously wtf bro. we got medics getting injured left and right trying to save lives but these russians just dont care. if you want some crazy action and intense battles, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from the russians and plan your revenge. join now before the russians take over the whole server, save the medics, save the world!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition

army chief, Border dispute, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, european politics, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military conflict, military presence, military strategy, national defense, russia, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial boundaries, territorial control, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

haha, ukraine be like “i take over russia land, no big deal” 😂 come join our minecraft server where we take over lands like ukraine! we have epic battles and crazy wars, you can be a part of the action! also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone! join now and be a part of the madness! 🤪🎮💎 #minecraftmadness #ukrainetakeover

VaxCraft2021: Heartbreak Edition

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Buildings Constructed:	12

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, bro? Well lemme tell ya, dis place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory! We got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns poopin’ rainbows, and a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out on weekends.

If you’re lookin’ for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, then you’ve come to the right place. We got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation, and PvP battles that’ll leave you laughin’ like a villager on payday.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine deep in the Nether, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!