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KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crops Grown:	5718
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Emeralds Found:	2665	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Void Gems Collected:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

PlacentaCraft: Baby Brain Boosters

baby, Boosters, Brain, fetal brain, Fetal development, health, immune activation, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, inflammation, maternal health, maternal immune system, metabolic diseases, microglia, Monitoring, placenta, PlacentaCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnant Women, prenatal care, research, Testing

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES, BUILD EPIC CASTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! WE ALSO HAVE IMMUNE ACTIVATION IN PREGNANT WOMEN! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! PREGNANT WOMEN WITH METABOLIC DISEASES FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!

AND GET THIS, WE HAVE FETAL BRAIN IMMUNE CELLS CALLED MICROGLIA! WHO KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? YOU CAN’T MONITOR MICROGLIA IN THE FETAL BRAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN TEST IMMUNE CELLS IN THE PLACENTA INSTEAD! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET IMMUNE-ACTIVATED, BABY! WOOHOO!

JoinWood Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, JoinWood, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	144
Void Armor Forged:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Come in, you won’t regret it 🙂

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TheCrib: Where even creepers are welcome! Java + Bedrock 1.20, all versions supported, surviving with style!

Anarchy, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Community, CREEPERS, discord server, Events, Factions, Ip:, java, Java versions, Join, major versions, player experience, Quality, quality of life, smp, Style, Support, Supported, Survival, Surviving, TheCrib, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	162	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3644
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Available Versions	Java 1.7 to latest

Important Links

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port: 19132
Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQs

Question	Answer
What type of server is TheCrib?	TheCrib is a Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy based server.
What platforms does the server support?	The server supports both Java & Bedrock platforms.
Which versions of Java are available to join on?	Versions 1.7 to the latest version of Java are supported.

KingdomCraft Server: Heartfelt Tales

358/2 Days, adaptation, Builds upon, Chain of Memories, Disney, enhances, games, Heartfelt, Heartless, keyblade, kingdom hearts, kingdom hearts II, kingdom hearts iii, Kingdom Hearts: Final Mix, kingdomcraft, Manga, nobodies, organization XIII, series, Server, sora, storytime, Tales

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6987
Dragon Eggs Found:	4700	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ores Mined:	3962
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild adventure like no other? Look no further than our server, where we bring the magic of Kingdom Hearts to life in a way that will blow your mind!

Join us as we dive into the world of Kingdom Hearts III and beyond, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Our server is not just a game, it’s an experience that will have you questioning reality itself.

From battling heartless to teaming up with your favorite characters, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and embark on a journey that will leave you saying, “I never knew Minecraft could be this epic!”

”The Blockhead Haven Minecraft Server”

#youtube, arch linux, Blockhead, bootable usb, Character, command line, command not found, computer science, error message, Haven, installation, IT Support, Linux installation, Minecraft, operating system, Rufus, Server, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, tutorial, user rootfs, wasted N

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	9825	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crops Grown:	3308
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too easy? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, even installing Arch Linux will seem like a walk in the park compared to the insanity you’ll encounter here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of every command saying “not found” right from the start! It’s like a never-ending puzzle that will keep you on your toes (or scratching your head) for hours on end. And forget about YouTube tutorials, you won’t find any help here – just endless confusion and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so out there that even the user is [rootfs ”]#” – who knows what that even means, but it’s sure to keep you guessing and laughing the whole time. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and embrace the madness!

WeddingCraft2021

affordability, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, destination wedding, Empathy, Etiquette, financial constraints, friendship, Guilt, perspective, relationships, Sacrifices, self-care, social pressure, special occasions, standing firm, Support, travel expenses, Understanding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Astral Projections Made:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crops Grown:	6746

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending expensive destination weddings? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to break the bank to join in on the fun.

Join us and escape the drama of real-life weddings. No more cold shoulders or accusations of being unsupportive. On our server, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your free time (in the best way possible).

Who needs friends when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to support you? Plus, we won’t judge you for refusing to attend a wedding due to financial constraints. In fact, we encourage it!

So come on, stand your ground and join our server. We promise you won’t regret it (unlike that expensive destination wedding).

Movie Magic Minecraft Server

action, Cinematic, Cliches, Drama, Entertainment, escapism, exaggerated, FANTASY, Fiction, Hollywood, imagination, larger than life, Magic, make believe, Minecraft, Movie, movies, plot twists, romance, Server, Special effects, storytelling, Suspense, unrealistic

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3337
Crops Grown:	3977	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Do you ever watch movies and wonder why you never see people riding dragons or fighting off zombies in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more! Join us for epic battles against hordes of creepers, build your own castle to protect yourself from the impending dragon invasion, and even team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon. So why settle for boring real life when you can experience all the excitement and adventure in our crazy Minecraft world? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockbusterCraft

all time, award winning movies, best movie, BlockBusterCraft, cinema lovers, classic cinema, critically acclaimed, favorite film, film buffs, greatest films, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie recommendations, must watch, timeless movies, top choices, top films, top movies, Top Picks, top rated, top rated movies

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the blockbuster of all servers! Imagine a world where every block is made of diamond ore and every mob drops enchanted golden apples. That’s right, on our server, pigs fly and zombies breakdance to thriller.

Join us and you’ll be transported into a realm where the best movie of all time is playing on repeat, and you’re the star of the show. Fight off hordes of evil villagers with your trusty diamond sword, or team up with your friends to build the ultimate fortress made entirely of cake.

So why join our server? Because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper blast. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!