NOTICE: Server is still in development but it is playable.
brunhildmc.com:25605
| Server Name | HexArchon |
|---|---|
| Description | Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more |
Server Performance: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 5950X * RAM: 3200MHz 16GB * Storage: 400GB NVME SSD * Hosted on US East Coast
Imagine a world where you can roam freely without the fear of being lectured about feminism or social justice. Build your dream mansion without having to worry about someone telling you it’s too big or too extravagant.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who will help you protect your land from any unwanted intruders. These chickens are trained in the ancient art of cluck-fu and will stop at nothing to keep your creations safe.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to liberal women and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ninja chickens!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about diving into a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for fish?
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy! You can build a house out of chocolate blocks and ride a gummy bear into battle against evil marshmallow monsters.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
On our server, you can create epic builds to distract yourself from any unwanted guests, just like this player who is dodging their in-laws like a pro. Build a fortress to keep them out or a secret underground lair to hide from their prying eyes.
And if your in-laws accuse you of being a rude hostess, just tell them you’re too busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers to entertain them. Show them who’s boss in the virtual world and prove that you can handle any situation with style and grace.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night or not. See you in the game, where the only in-laws you have to worry about are the zombie villagers trying to eat your brains!