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BloodCraft: Real-Time Health Monitor

biomedical engineering, Blood Monitoring, Blood-Powered, Blood-Powered Chip, Bloodcraft, Chip, health, Health Innovation, health monitoring, health tech, health tracking., Healthcare, innovation, Medical Devices, medical technology, monitor, novel, Novel Chip, real-time, Real-Time Monitoring, realtime, Technology, Wearable Health Devices, wearable tech

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magic Items Found:	2659
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got a blood-powered chip that can monitor yo health in real-time? Yeah, you heard me right! Forget about boring ol’ health bars, we got futuristic technology up in here!

Picture this: you mining away in the caves, when suddenly the chip starts beeping like crazy! Turns out, there’s a creeper sneaking up behind you ready to blow you to smithereens! But don’t worry, the chip will alert you just in time to save yo booty!

And that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground lab where we conduct crazy experiments on mobs. Ever seen a zombie riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Yeah, we did that!

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have blood-powered chips and zombie pig jockeys? Let’s get weird, baby!

IntoxicatedMC

Bank, base, Cash, Casino, city, Competition, DEA, Drugs, Economy, evolution gaming, Factions, Gear, Griefing, hustle, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Police, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, real estate, Roleplay, Shops, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3462	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

play.intox-mc.net

HouliganPvP

Factions, Fun, Gamemodes, HouliganPvP, outposts, Payouts, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

This is the new ultimate server for everyone! Don’t waste anymore time, just join and start playing with others! There are payouts, outposts, PvP, fun and a lot more to explore in our different gamemodes. We are waiting for you!

172.255.100.28:25561

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

akihiko kayaba, Anime, Antagonist, bad, character analysis, controversial, debate, Ethics, Evil, Gaming, gray area, Kayabas, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood villain, morality, redemption arc, SÃO, Server, sword art online, video games, Villain, virtual reality

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll come face to face with the legendary Akihiko Kayaba himself. But get this, he’s not actually evil! In fact, he just wants to challenge you to a game of Minecraft to see if you have what it takes to defeat him.

Rumor has it that if you manage to beat Akihiko in a build battle, he’ll reward you with a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. But beware, if you lose, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Akihiko Kayaba who’s boss in the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

AyakashiCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, ayakashi triangle, AyakashiCraft, BETRAYAL, Drama, FANTASY, friendship, Jealousy, Love Triangle, Manga, manga characters, manga series, matsuri, Minecraft, relationship, romance, Secrets, senpai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, suzu, work

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Matsuri and Senpai have the craziest adventures together! Watch as they battle dragons, build epic castles, and even go on romantic dates in pixelated paradise. And don’t worry, Suzu is definitely not a cuck in this server – she’s actually a secret ninja warrior who protects the land from evil mobs. So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, love, and blocky shenanigans!

BlockyCoincidence Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, BlockyCoincidence, chance, Coincidence, crazy, destiny, Experience, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, happenstance, Incredible, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, Server, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that it’s actually a secret portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to stumble upon bizarre coincidences and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who knows, you might even discover a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft – join us now!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, career, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, fallacies, false beliefs, generalizations, inaccuracies, Industry, Job, line of work, Misconception, misconceptions about work, misinterpretations, misunderstandings, Myths, preconceptions, Profession, Stereotypes, work

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16

People often think that running a Minecraft server is just about building cool structures and surviving in the virtual world. But let me tell you, on our server, it’s a whole different ball game. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. If you don’t comply, they will unleash their army of zombie chickens on you. But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja pandas who will protect you and help you navigate through this crazy llama-filled world. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the llama uprising!

MarijuanaManiaCraft

Brazil, Brazilian law, Cannabis, court ruling, crime, criminal justice, decriminalization, drug laws, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug possession, drug reform, law, Legal System, legalization, majority, Marijuana, MarijuanaManiaCraft, Possession, SUPREME COURT, top court

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Potions Brewed:	71	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we be livin’ like the top court in Brazil – chillin’ and smokin’ that sweet Mary Jane without a care in the world! Who needs to worry about possession when you can be building epic structures and exploring crazy worlds in Minecraft? Join us and be part of the dankest community around. Plus, our PvP battles are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re floating on a cloud of smoke. So come on, join us and let’s blaze it up together!

StickShift80sKarate

1980s, 70s, 80s, 90s, ALI, classic, Coming of Age, cultural references, Daniel, driving stick, film, Martial Arts, mom, Movie, Nostalgia, Setting, StickShift80sKarate, The Karate Kid, time period

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	141
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can learn karate like the karate kid!!! we got senseis who will teach u how to wax on, wax off while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

we even have a secret dojo where u can challenge other players to epic karate battles to see who is the ultimate karate master of the server.

plus, if u join now, u get a free bonsai tree to decorate ur virtual minecraft house with. so come on, join now and become the karate king of the minecraft world!!!

AntidepressantDropOutsCraft

antidepressant withdrawal, AntidepressantDropOutsCraft, antidepressants, cost effective, GP support, Healthcare, long-term use, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, prescription drugs, psychological support, Quitting, Recovery, scale, study, support system, Therapy, Treatment, UK researchers

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Votes:	7813
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	54

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server and you’ll be so happy you’ll quit taking antidepressants! Our server is so lit that even the saddest of sad bois will be all smiles. Our players are like therapists, but way cheaper and way more fun. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro in no time. So ditch those meds and come join the party!