hisses Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Booty Busters

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9395
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server! Join us for insane adventures, outrageous quests, and ridiculous shenanigans!

Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build castles made of candy, and tame fire-breathing llamas. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to fight off zombie unicorns, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even ride a flying pig into the sunset.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity at your fingertips?

Pixel Pervs & AI Art

ACO, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGENerated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, hdg, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Lost, Mac, models, nai, New User Guide, Nude, OP Pasta, Other links, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, SDG, Smug upshorts, SoC, Tags for Prompting, Trash, VT, vtai, Wiki

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing smugger than your upshorts is our community! 🤣

🌟 Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because we’ve got more drama than a season of LOST! 🌟

⚔️ Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos! ⚔️

⛏️ Need some guidance? Check out our New User Guide, it’s more important than finding the Holy Grail! ⛏️

🔥 Get ready for some mind-blowing animation and block merging that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! 🔥

🎮 Our comfy UI will make you feel like you’re gaming on a cloud, and our Forge is hotter than a Nether portal! 🎮

💃 Looking for some spicy models, characters, or even fetish content? We’ve got it all, baby! 💃

📚 Explore our Wiki, LoRa Training, and OP Pasta for all the info you need to dominate the server like a boss! 📚

🦄 And don’t forget to check out our related boards for even more outrageous resources and fun! 🦄

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮

PizzaCraft: Where Dr. Oetker Pizzas Are King! LOL

Britain, consumer choices, convenience food, convenience meals, culinary reputation, Dr Oetker, drug addicts, fast food, food culture, food preferences, food quality, frozen food, frozen meals, frozen pizza brands, King, lol, low quality., Oetker, pizza toppings, Pizzacraft, pizzas, popular brands, taste preferences, unhealthy eating

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing lower than Dr Oetker pizzas in Britain is the level of insanity you’ll experience here!

Join us for epic battles with pizza-loving drug addicts, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of questionable frozen food. Build your own pizza fortress and defend it against hordes of hungry zombies who are craving a slice of the action.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the cheesy chaos that awaits. So grab your pixelated pepperoni and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Are you ready to join the madness? Sign up now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your taste buds confused) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Brides Gone Wild

attraction, blocky, brides, Commitment, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Lust, Marriage, married women, monogamy, Passion, relationships, seduction, Sensuality, Sexuality, taboo, temptation, Wild

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the juicy secrets of why married women are so erotic! Our server is filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner.

Explore our world and you may stumble upon a hidden village where all the married women are actually seductive sirens who will lure you in with their charms. Or maybe you’ll find a secret dungeon where married women are actually powerful witches casting spells of seduction on unsuspecting players.

But beware, not all married women on our server are what they seem. Some may actually be shape-shifting aliens from a distant planet who have come to Earth to learn the ways of love and seduction.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with erotic mysteries and scandalous adventures, then come join our Minecraft server today!

GetALifeCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and INSANE challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and UNICORNS. Yes, you read that right, UNICORNS. Legend has it that those who find the treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the LEGENDARY Ender Dragon Racing League. Test your skills against other players as you race through the End dimension on the backs of flying dragons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. YOLO, am I right?

BroCraft: Where Missing Him So F***ing Much is the Norm

brocraft, bros, emotional, FING, Grief, Heartache, longing, longing for him, love, Memories, miss him, missing, missing dearly, missing deeply, missing intensely, missing someone, missing terribly, norm, Sadness, separation, so fucking much, sorrow, yearning

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Potions Brewed:	155
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the griefing is legendary and the adventures are epic! Join us if you miss your long lost pet rock, Steve, who mysteriously disappeared after a creeper explosion. Rumor has it that he’s living a luxurious life in the Nether, sipping on lava cocktails and partying with zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, you can reunite with him on our server and embark on a quest to bring him back to the overworld. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden diamond mine along the way! So come on, join us and let’s rock this world together!

Crafty Souls – Minecraft Server for Elden Ring Fans

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2207	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because Our Server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you explore our News section filled with YouTube videos that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Need a break from all the chaos? Check out our Latest patches for some soothing patch notes that will make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Main information document for all the juicy details about our server that will leave you speechless. Plan out your character with our Character planners and get ready for some epic battles.

And don’t forget about our Interactive map that will guide you through the lands of our server with ease. Need to join a group? Just enter the password “erg” and you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the madness that is Our Server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret code like “474300792” that will unlock a whole new level of craziness. See you there, adventurer!

NoFriendsMinecraft – Where you can play solo without the annoying need for friends!

anger, ANNOYING, Competition, death wish, depression, desire for fun, emotional turmoil, Existence, Friends, friendship, Frustration, hatred, introverted, ISOLATION, Jealousy, Loneliness, Misanthropy, NoFriendsMinecraft, Peace, Play, self loathing, social anxiety, Social Interaction, solitude, Solo

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Are you tired of dealing with annoying people and just want to have fun on your own terms? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

Join us and escape the madness of the real world where everyone is just too damn social for their own good. No more competing for attention or feeling jealous of other people’s social circles. On our server, you can be the king or queen of your own domain, ruling over your virtual kingdom with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whichever you prefer).

Forget about making friends, who needs them anyway? On our server, you can have all the fun you want without having to deal with pesky humans. Build, explore, and conquer all on your own terms. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers, but who cares about them?).

So come join us and let’s create a world where you can truly be yourself without having to deal with all the drama of the real world. Who needs other people when you have a whole Minecraft universe to explore? Let’s make this world a better place, one block at a time.

Anya’s Poop Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mines Excavated:	4500	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the main plot revolves around Anya and her legendary pooping abilities! Join us for a wild ride filled with unbelievable adventures and hilarious moments as we explore the magical world of Minecraft like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of unicorn warriors who ride into battle on rainbow llamas. Join their ranks and fight alongside them as you embark on quests to defeat the evil gummy bear army threatening to take over the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamond blocks, emerald ore, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover these riches and become the wealthiest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when it involves Anya and her pooping adventures.

Crafty Chelsea’s Crazy Minecraft Adventures

acquaintance, Adventures, Awareness, Chelsea, Chelseas, Columbia, Community, Crafty, crazy, Drama, familiarity, gossip, Identity, local gossip, Minecraft, Missouri, recognition, reputation, Rumors, scandal, Secrets, slut, small town, social circles

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9338
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Have you heard about Chelsea from Columbia, Missouri? She’s the wildest player on our server, always causing chaos and stirring up drama. Join our server to see if you can keep up with her antics and maybe even become her Minecraft BFF!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigs wearing top hats. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat these fancy swine will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE BLOCKS! Who wouldn’t want to explore a cheesy paradise while dodging creeper explosions and skeleton archers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!