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Safe Job Minecraft SMP

career, Degree, education, employment, Engineering, future prospects, health, Job, job market, job security, long term, Mathematics, Minecraft, occupational safety, physically safe, Safe, Safety, Science, smp, STEM, Technology, well-being, Workplace

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	3756	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the real world? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks of gold! Our server is so safe, even creepers wear helmets. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a cuddly pet that loves belly rubs. So put down that STEMshit degree and pick up your pickaxe, because the safest job in the world is waiting for you in our Minecraft SMP!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

allergic reactions, Communication Issues, difficult relationships, disrespectful behavior., family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family photos, family tension, lack of empathy, Minecraft, personal boundaries, PreggoCraft, pregnant SIL, pregnant sister-in-law, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries, step siblings, strained relationships, toxic relationships, wedding drama

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a fun and drama-free environment where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being cropped out of family photos or dealing with passive-aggressive in-laws. We promise no one will put allergens in your food or refuse to speak to you unless they’re trying to “correct” you. And don’t even get us started on the whole wedding drama – on our server, everyone is invited and welcomed with open arms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs a toxic SIL when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Name: LastNameLlamaLOL

AITA Last name Marriage Husband Identity Professional Scientist Family Love Kids Relationship Gender roles Traditions Personal choice Career Reputation Self Equality Compromise Communication, LastNameLlamaLOL

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of being pressured to change your last name just because you’re in a relationship? Join our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individuality and self-expression!

Our server is run by a team of scientists with multiple degrees (in Minecraftology, of course) and a growing reputation in the virtual world. We have several publications under our in-game usernames, which are important to us both professionally and personally.

Join us and build your own identity, without any pressure to conform to outdated traditions. Who needs a partner who thinks changing your last name is the key to love anyway? Build your own family in our server, where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds!

So come on, join us and keep your last name – we promise not to judge you for it. After all, in Minecraft, we’re all just blocks in the grand scheme of things.

GoogleCraft: 1000 Diamonds

browsing, browsing behavior, browsing habits, browsing history, browsing patterns, browsing preferences, browsing statistics, browsing trends, data, diamonds, GOOGLE, GoogleCraft, INFORMATION, internet, knowledge, ONLINE, query, research, Results, search engine, Technology, web

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	296
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8232
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Imagine joining a Minecraft server where you are given 1000 of whatever you last Googled! Did you search for pictures of cute puppies? Well, now you have 1000 adorable puppies following you around in the game! Did you look up how to make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich? Congratulations, you now have 1000 grilled cheese sandwiches magically appearing in your inventory every time you get hungry in Minecraft! Join our server and experience the craziest and most random adventures with your newfound 1000 items – the possibilities are endless!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the whole dang universe! We got more explosions than Hezbollah’s top commanders in Israel, y’all! Join us for some crazy fun and watch out for them airstrikes, cuz you never know when a creeper might come blowin’ up your base! Trust me, it’s a blast! So come on down and join the madness, it’s gonna be a real bang!

ZelenskysVictoryPlan

aggression, compromise, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, victory plan, War, Zelensky, ZelenskysVictoryPlan

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Potions Brewed:	79	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is like no other. we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

but wait, there’s more! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. so u can build ur dream castle without any interruptions.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? yea, u heard me right. once u step foot in our server, u’ll be transported to a land filled with candy mountains and talking trees. it’s like a dream come true, but better.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Arconia Murder Mayhem Server

Arconia, Arconia building, Colima Mexico, crime, crime drama, crime rate, dangerous building, dangerous city, dangerous neighborhood, high homicide rate, homicide rate, MAYHEM, murder, murder investigation, Murder Mystery, murder suspects, Mystery, new york city, New York residency rate, Only Murders in the Building, Server, tv show

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	367477	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis server, it’s like the Arconia building but wit no murders, just pure fun and craziness! our homicide rate is like 2000 per 100,000, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna die for real, just ya Minecraft character lol. we got more action than Colima, Mexico, and that’s sayin’ a lot! come join da madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25

so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

STARKSteal

#exciting, Adventure, chat games, Community, Custom, Economy, Fun, grind, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, mobs, new, non-p2w, Pick up, PvP, Rewards, RPG, smp, Spawners, Survival, Warps

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	211	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	320
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Astral Projections Made:	2

The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

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NewERA

Active, Adventure, better, BUILD, Community, Connect, Discord, Explore, Gaming, grow, Launch, Minecraft, new, Newera, NuevaEra, Project, Server, Share, Support, Survival, TheEzeYT

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Towns Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

nuevaera.holy.gg:19218