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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6551 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
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