HIM039s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, forum communities, forum discussions, forum nostalgia, game discussions, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming discussions, gaming forums, Gaming Genres, gaming nostalgia, gaming series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online communities, online gaming, Server, specific game genres, specific game series, video games

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Explore our custom-built worlds filled with hidden treasures and secret passages.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that fart rainbows and shoot fireballs out of their horns. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Opiate Oasis Minecraft SMP

7-hydroxymitragynine, addiction, Cheaper, fentanyl, HIGH, Kratom, Kratom Extract, Legal, Minecraft, Mitragynine, nod, Oasis, opiate, opiates, Oxy, PILLS, Quitting, Regulation, restriction, Smoke Shop, smp, stores, STRONG, withdrawals

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Star Shards Collected:	90	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild ride that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud nine? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination – and maybe a few blocks here and there. We’ve got players quitting their kratom habits just to experience the high of our server! With our newest 7-hydroxymitragynine pills, you’ll feel like you’re on a 10-15mg oxy trip every time you log on.

But beware, these pills are so strong that you might find yourself high as a kite for days on end. Who needs reality when you can catch a real nod in the virtual world? So come join us before these pills get banned and we all have to go back to boring old regular kratom extracts.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft high – join our server now and let the madness begin!

SisOuttaHereCraft

apartment, Boundaries, Communication, difficult decision, emotional strain, Eviction, family, financial crisis, living situation, overwhelmed, personal space, Pregnancy, Pregnant, RESPONSIBILITY, SisOuttaHereCraft, sister, sisterly love., stress, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real-life drama and chaos of living with entitled siblings! Join us for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with freeloading family members who overstay their welcome.

Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your own virtual space without worrying about unwanted houseguests. No more stress, no more excuses – just pure gaming fun!

Join now and experience the freedom of kicking out annoying relatives in a virtual world. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

FoodFusionCraft

bizarre food combinations, culinary adventures, culinary experiments, culinary oddities, experimental cooking, FoodFusionCraft, odd food pairings, offbeat food choices, quirky food choices, quirky taste tests, strange food, strange taste sensations, surprising flavor combinations, taste test, unconventional flavors, unexpected food pairings, unique taste experiences, unusual flavors, unusual food combinations, weird food combo, weird taste sensations

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Are you tired of boring old food combos in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can create the craziest food combos ever imagined! Ever tried a diamond pickaxe dipped in a bucket of lava? It’s to die for! And don’t even get me started on our signature dish, Creeper Surprise – you never know what’s gonna explode in your mouth next! So if you’re looking for a taste sensation like no other, join us now and feast your way to victory!

CoalCraft Minecraft Server

coal producers, CoalCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Energy Sector, expands, foreign policy, global trade, government actions, long tail tags: international relations, market implications, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Server, U.S

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine coal like russian coal producers but without the sanctions cuz we are rebels who don’t follow the rules! build your own coal empire and dominate the server with your coal power! who needs diamonds when you have coal?! plus, we have a secret underground coal mine where you can battle zombie coal miners for ultimate coal supremacy! join now and show those russian coal producers who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

CraftyUkrainians

aggression, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, cross-border conflict, defense tactics, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, global impact, international relations, Invasion, long-range strikes, Military, military strategy, missile attacks, political turmoil, RETALIATION, russia, security measures, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Magic Items Found:	8445	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Votes:	6990
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Players Killed by Monsters:	8743

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s long-range strikes bring war home to russia! we have explosions galore and chaos at every turn. build your base, gather resources, and fight off enemy players in this intense battle for supremacy. but watch out for the ukrainian army, they’re always ready to strike with their long-range missiles. join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Crafty Patriot Minecraft Server

anti-American protests., anti-American sentiment, anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, anti-colonialism, Anti-establishment, anti-globalization, anti-government, anti-hegemony, anti-imperialism, anti-imperialist propaganda, anti-interventionism, anti-US foreign policy, anti-US imperialism, anti-US rhetoric, anti-Western sentiment, Crafty, Death to America, extremist views, Minecraft, Patriot, Political protest, radical ideology, Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server!

Join us on our quest for world domination as we shout “Death to America!” and build monuments to our supreme leader, Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground literally explodes beneath you, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Death to America! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take it seriously)

Minecraft SMP: The “OP Gulp” Anonymous Complainer

Anatomy Diagrams, ANONYMOUS, Complainer, endo, Endosoma, Fetish Anatomy, Full Tour, Guidelines, gulp, hot, INTERNAL, Internal View, Long Neck, Mawplay, Minecraft, Mouthplay, Nonfatal, prey, Protection, QoTT, Safe, smp, Thread, Unbirth, vore

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	9948
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9626

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to post inside body heavy content of a wide range of nature! From fetish anatomy diagrams to safe vore, we’ve got it all. Internals are the name of the game here, so get ready to explore the depths of the human body like never before.

Join us for outrageous adventures like finding yourself inside a giant’s stomach or getting swallowed whole by a dragon. Safe vore is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee here on our server. So if you’ve ever wanted to experience being unbirthed or play around in someone’s maw, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all – we also have a special seal of protection for all prey, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t actually be harmed during your vore adventures. So come on in and join the fun, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything is possible – even long necks being hot!

FrontSeatFiasco

awkward situation, bay area, car ride, Communication, dating etiquette, driving etiquette, Expectations, feeling excluded, feeling left out, feeling uncomfortable, friendship, FrontSeatFiasco, introverted, lack of interaction, long-time friends, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, saving money, seating arrangement, social dynamics, third wheel

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Villages Defended:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be treated like an Uber driver by your friends! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about awkward car rides.

On our server, you can expect to meet new friends who actually introduce you to their dates and sit in the front seat like normal human beings. No more feeling like a third wheel in the backseat of life!

We guarantee that you won’t be accused of cockblocking or blamed for lack of conversation because we value communication and friendship above all else. Plus, we have plenty of introverted players who will initiate conversations and make you feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkward car ride drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a friend who will actually sit in the front seat with you!

LonelyCraft: Cure with Blocks!

blocks, community involvement, coping strategies, counseling, cure, Emotional support, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, meditation, mental health, Mental well-being, mindfulness, online therapy, positive affirmations, seeking professional help, self-care, social connection, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5972
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the vast Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for loneliness! Join us and you’ll never feel alone again, thanks to our friendly community of players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual realm together.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, you read that right)! Our custom plugins and mods will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of awesomeness.

So say goodbye to loneliness and hello to adventure on our server! Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.