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TurkeyCraft2021

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, decision, emotional labor, family, gatherings, holidays, Hosting, misunderstandings, relationships, Resentment, self-care, stress, Support, Thanksgiving, tradition, TurkeyCraft2021

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	923	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Emeralds Found:	402	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Looking for a server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no crazy uncles showing up uninvited or passive-aggressive emails about who’s bringing what dish.

Join us for a drama-free Thanksgiving feast where you can enjoy virtual turkey and ham without any family arguments. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family dynamics, so you can focus on building and crafting to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Trust us, you won’t find any stroke-induced drama here – just pure Minecraft fun. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

CraftyNSFW: Share Your Proud Secrets!

Adult, Alluring, CraftyNSFW, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, INTIMATE, kink, Naughty, NSFW, Proud, Provocative, RISQUE, scandalous, secret, Secrets, seductive, Sensual, Share, Steamy, taboo, tantalizing

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Star Shards Collected:	99	New Chunks Explored:	231801
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wild and NSFW action happens! Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets with pride. From building giant phallic structures to hosting naked skin contests, our server is the place to let your naughty side run wild. So come on, join us and let’s get NSFW together!

ArcticSubs12: Defend Canada from Russian & Chinese invasions!

Arctic, arctic circle, Arctic defense, ArcticSubs12, Canada, China, Chinese, DEFEND, Defense, Geopolitics, international relations, invasions, Maritime, Military, military technology, nato, Naval, north pole, russia, Russian, SECURITY, strategy, Submarines, submarines procurement, Surveillance

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mines Excavated:	1888	Dragon Eggs Found:	4274
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Farms Harvested:	440	Star Shards Collected:	239
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate Arctic defense base but in Minecraft! We need 12 new submarines to protect our land from Russia and China who are tryna invade our icy territory. Join us and help us build the craziest underwater base ever! We got polar bears as guards and penguins as our allies. Plus, we have secret igloos filled with treasure and diamonds. So come on and join the coolest (literally) server out there!

Legit Vanilla

Anarchy, Anarchyminecraft, Anarchysurvival, authentic, betterteams, Community, Creative, Legit, Legit Minecraft, Legit Server, Legitimate Vanilla, Legitvanilla, Minecraft, new, Newserver, No Rules, no staff, Norules, Norulesanarchy, Nostaff, original, player, Players, rules, Server, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, vanilla server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Legitimate Vanilla

This means there are:

1. NO Rules2. NO Staff

What happens to this server is entirely up to the people who play it.

legitvanilla.cloudnord.net

Grimwald SMP: Where skeletons pay rent and creepers follow building codes

apply, building, codes, Community, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Democracy, Difficulty, Discord, Events, follow, Griefers, Grimwald, hackers, Minecraft, Minigames, Pay, pay to win, Plugins, Projects, Rent, rules, Server, Skeletons, smp, Updates, Voicechat, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4219	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Enchantments Applied:	195
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

About Us

We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.

Features

Proximity Voicechat	This is optional but it’s there if you want to use it
Vanilla Tweaks Datapacks	For quality of life enhancements
Coreprotect	Instead of land claim to protect the server against theft and griefing
Hard Difficulty
Democracy	All major server decisions are voted on by the players
Updates	To new versions soon after they come out
Vanilla-like Configs	TNT, rail and carpet duping is allowed, bedrock breaking works etc.
Friendly Community
Minigames and Events
Group Projects
No Pay to Win
Apply Here:	Application Form

FAQ

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, as long as you follow the rules.

2. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

Some quality of life datapacks are used, but the server is mainly vanilla.

3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?

Coreprotect is used instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows reverting the world to previous states and banning responsible players.

4. Are there any in-game communication features?

Proximity voicechat is available as an optional feature.

5. Can players participate in server decisions?

Yes, all major server decisions are voted on by the players.

”TF2Craft Server”

Community, competitive, discussion, Feedback, First Person Shooter, gameplay, Gaming, map ranking, multiplayer, new maps, online gaming, reviews, Server, Shooter, Steam, strategy, team fortress 2, tf2, TF2Craft, Updates, valve, video games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Ores Mined:	7335	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old maps where you can predict every block and mob? Well, look no further because our server has the most mind-blowing, unpredictable maps you’ve ever seen! We’ve got floating islands made entirely of cake, underwater cities filled with talking dolphins, and even a secret dimension where everything is made of rainbow-colored cheese! You’ll never get bored exploring our crazy, wacky worlds.

But that’s not all – we also have a ranking system for our maps that will blow your mind! You can compete against other players to see who can conquer the most ridiculous challenges, like riding a pig off a cliff while juggling TNT, or building a giant statue of a chicken using only dirt blocks. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, hilarious maps you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MineCraft Polska Server

demokracja, dyktatura, EDYCJA, historia, komunizm, LÍDER, Minecraft, opozycja, partia, polityk, polityka, polska, Polska Ludowa, Propaganda, przeszłość, PZPR, rewolucja, rząd, sekretarz, Server, socjalizm, wybory

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you get to be the secretary of the PZPR (Polish United Workers’ Party)! That’s right, you’ll be making all the important decisions and leading your comrades to victory in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for epic battles against capitalist pigs and imperialist dogs, as we strive to build a socialist utopia in the pixelated realm. But beware, there are spies and traitors among us, so keep your wits about you and trust no one!

So come on, comrade, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets from the Cold War era while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the revolution begin!

DadSaysNoToDinner

Birthday, birthday celebration, blended family, Body Worlds exhibit, celebration, college transition, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadSaysNoToDinner, Disappointment, experiences, family, father daughter relationship, long-distance relationship, Memories, quality time, Rainforest Cafe, stepfamily, vacation

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Potions Brewed:	174	Villages Defended:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your dad drama? Look no further! Our server is like a rainforest cafe for your soul, with surprises around every corner.

Join us for epic adventures and unforgettable memories, unlike the lame Walmart cake your dad is offering. Our Body Worlds exhibit is out of this world, and our $20 tickets are a steal compared to the emotional toll of family drama.

Forget about brunch with your dad, come brunch with us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. And if your dad tries to ruin it, just build a virtual wall and block him out.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

CraftyLaughs Minecraft Server

amusing, Chuckle, Clever, Connection, CraftyLaughs, Creative, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, internet, JOKE, LAUGH, lol, Minecraft, name.., Network, Server, Technology, WiFi, wireless

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Towns Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Have you ever seen a WIFI network name that made you spit out your drink from laughing so hard? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft server and experiencing that level of hilarity 24/7! Our server is like a comedy club on steroids, with jokes flying left and right as you mine, build, and battle your way to victory. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to LOL your way to Minecraft greatness!

DreamJobCraft

career satisfaction, creativity, dream job, DreamJobCraft, following your heart, fulfillment, Happiness, love, no object, non-traditional job, Passion, personal fulfillment, pursuing dreams, Pursuing passion, pursuing your passion, Self-expression, unconventional career, unconventional choice, unconventional job, unconventional path, unique career

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	268	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest dreams!

Imagine a world where you can be a professional unicorn wrangler, a professional banana peeler, or even a professional cloud sculptor. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you embark on crazy adventures and meet wacky characters along the way. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving or become the world’s first professional llama whisperer.

So what are you waiting for? Leave reality behind and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience like no other!