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Slightly Chaotic 4b4t: Where Survival and Chaos Collide, Just like a Clown Car!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Love Letters Sent:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6

4b4t Server Overview

Builders	4
Tools	4
Owner	JavaProject
IP	4b4t.ca
Version	1.20.6

4b4t is a premium anarchy server known for being one of 2b2t’s clones. Owned by JavaProject, a current Sysadmin for a tech enterprise, 4b4t stays up to date with a decent community, even if it is small. The server is homehosted on high-speed enterprise hardware utilizing folia to provide all players a great experience.

For more information, join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/gytRwnbae4

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 4b4t.ca
Who owns the server?	The server is owned by JavaProject, a current Sysadmin for a tech enterprise.
What version is the server running?	The server is running version 1.20.6

BlockHoarding Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Emeralds Found:	3084
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7501	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you a hoarder at heart? Do you have a soft spot for old stuff with a history? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is like a virtual museum of memories, where you can hoard all the pixelated treasures your heart desires.

Join us and become the ultimate collector, building your own virtual empire of nostalgia. From ancient relics to modern masterpieces, there’s no limit to what you can hoard in our pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about running out of space – our server is like a bottomless pit of storage, so you can keep hoarding to your heart’s content. So come on in and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your hard drive space).

BeachBumBarefoot in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crops Grown:	6476	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including naked beach parties! Join us for a chance to strip down and show off your blocky bod while building sandcastles and battling creepers in the nude. Who knew pixelated nudity could be so liberating?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!

SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive

Accountability, Apology, Baptism, Boundaries, Contention, dress, family, forgiveness, grudge, Household, overstepping, parenting, punishment, Religious, Respect, SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive, sister, Special

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	137
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of your little sister constantly stealing your stuff and not respecting your boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build giant walls to keep her out!

Imagine a world where you can dress up your character in your precious baptism dress and twirl around without fear of it being stolen by your sibling. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and set boundaries that will actually be respected.

Don’t hold pointless grudges in real life, come join our server and let the virtual world be your playground for sibling rivalry. Plus, we have a special “Twirl Around in Your Baptism Dress” event every Sunday! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PixelPajamaParty

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and ride on flying pigs to explore the far reaches of the server.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, ride on giant spiders as your trusty steed, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why sleep naked when you can join our server and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	155
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	9441

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchantments Applied:	74	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3214
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.