hikkimori – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

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FastingFrenzyCraft

band member, Confrontation, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSMENT, fasting, FastingFrenzyCraft, high school, intervention, invasion of privacy, marching band, passed out, Religion, Rude, School, senior year, sick, social media, standing up, Support

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some high school band drama like you’ve never seen before!

Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?

Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?

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CrushedByMinecraftSMP

CrushedByMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

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AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!

awkward body language, awkward conversation, awkward encounters, awkward jokes, awkward pauses, awkward situations, awkward timing, awkward tone, AwkwardCraft, Body language, communication styles, conversation dynamics, cringy, forced small talk, inappropriate topics, lack of chemistry, misunderstandings, nervous laughter, personal boundaries, social anxiety, social cues, uncomfortable silence

Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

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UNIFILgateRage

Attack, COMPOUND, Conflict, destroy, injured, international relations, Israeli forces, lebanon, main gate, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping mission, SECURITY, UN, UN peacekeeping, Unifil, UNIFILgateRage, united nations, violence

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos even the UN peacekeepers can’t handle it! our main gate gets destroyed more times than you can count, but that just adds to the fun! we’ve got explosions, battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest ride of your life!

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PangeaMC

Earth, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.

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Wacky Town Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, character-driven, comedy, crime, detective, humor, investigation, Japan, Logic, Manga, Math, Minecraft, Mystery, problem solving, quirky, School, Server, slice of life, Soredemo Machi Wa Mawatteiru, TOWN, Unique, useless, Wacky

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we solve mysteries using MATH! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, all you need is your trusty calculator to crack the case.

Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.

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Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call

alarm clock, alarm tag, alarm use, Anon, anon alarm clock, anon clock, anon use, Anons, Call, clock anon, clock tag, clock use, long tail tag, Minecraft, smp, use alarm clock, use long tail, wake, which alarm clock

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out which alarm clock Anon uses! Rumor has it, Anon’s alarm clock is actually a creeper that explodes every morning to wake them up. Will you be able to survive the explosive wake-up call and join Anon on their crazy adventures in our server? Only one way to find out – join now!

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CoverCraftMuslimLand

body image, catcalling, Communication, CoverCraftMuslimLand, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Harassment, Insecurity, Modest clothing, modesty, Muslim country, peer pressure, Respect, self esteem, travel, women’s trip

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

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PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks

blocks, Bonding, cherished memory, Connection, fond memory, Happiness, Heartwarming, Intimacy, joy, long term relationship, love, Nostalgia, partner, PartnerCraft, past, PRESENT, relationship, romance, shared experience, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, special moment, unforgettable

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect partner in crime? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to team up with fellow players and create unforgettable memories together.

Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!

But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!

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BlockyBrewHaHa

BlockyBrewHaHa

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building your own world, but without the risk of getting arrested? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”

We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?

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