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Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	6115	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Animals Bred:	173	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

CrushObsessedMC SMP

acceptance, Closure, coping mechanisms, Crush, CrushObsessedMC, emotional attachment, healing, HEARTBREAK, infatuation, letting go, long term crush, love, moving on, obsessed, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, relationships, self reflection, self-care, smp, time heals, unrequited love

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	854674
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, I heard that if you join, you’ll instantly become best friends with Notch and he’ll give you unlimited diamonds and golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the creepers throw parties and dance to disco music. It’s wild, I tell ya!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon and fly around the map like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, there’s a secret love potion that will make your crush fall head over heels for you in the game. It’s like a virtual love story, but with pixelated blocks and stuff.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures of your life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. It’s a total game-changer, trust me!

BlockyLoveHub

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Emeralds Found:	1716
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining and crafting? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of excitement and adventure!

On our server, the frequency of sex while married is through the roof! We have special in-game events where players can participate in virtual weddings and have their own Minecraft babies! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft family?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Dating Show, where players can compete for the affections of the fearsome creature. Who will win its heart and become the ultimate Minecraft power couple?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

BillionaireCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	767
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE YOU CAN GROW YOUR VIRTUAL WEALTH FASTER THAN BILLIONAIRES IN 2024! OUR PLAYERS MAKE $2 TRILLION IN A DAY, NO JOKE!

WE HAVE DIAMONDS GALORE, LIKE MORE DIAMONDS THAN YOU CAN COUNT! BUILD A MANSION MADE OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BECAUSE WHY NOT?!

JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT BILLIONAIRE FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “STEVE!” OXFAM RESEARCHERS ARE SHOOK BY OUR EPIC WEALTH GROWTH, THEY CAN’T EVEN KEEP UP!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! COME JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER AND BECOME A VIRTUAL TRILLIONAIRE IN NO TIME! #MINECRAFTGOALS #DIAMONDLIFE

TankerTNTBoomCraft

accident, Africa, CASUALTIES, death toll, Disaster, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fatalities, Fire, gasoline, injured, Lagos, News, Nigerian, Nigerian explosion, Tanker, tanker explosion, TankerTNTBoomCraft, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Farms Harvested:	293	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the explosions are just as lit as this Nigerian gasoline tanker! We got more action than a TNT block in a creeper convention! Join now and see if you can survive longer than those poor souls in Nigeria! Plus, our community is so fire, it’ll make you forget all about those 86 casualties. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s blow stuff up together!

MysticServer

average players, Banking, bookbag system, Creative World, droppable heads, Factions, Features, Fishing, KitPvP, Minecraftserver, Mining, multiplayer, MysticServer, New server, non pay-to-win, Non-overpowered, PvP, Spilling, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Void Gems Collected:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	22
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Buildings Constructed:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Mystic Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Non PTW, Non OP
Droppable Heads	Worth half your money
Bookbag System	Extra storage
Banking	Keep items safe
Leveling System	Level up mining, fishing, etc
Additional Features	Creative world, KitPVP, and more
Player Count	Average of 10 players
Server IP	MysticServer.Us.To

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, it is non pay-to-win
What kind of storage system does the server have?	It has a bookbag system for extra storage
Can I level up skills like mining and fishing?	Yes, you can level up skills such as mining and fishing
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 10 players online
Are there different game modes on the server?	Yes, there is a creative world, KitPVP, and more

Eternal Quests 1.20.1

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Yo, bro, forget about being a lonely loser in real life, come join our epic Minecraft server where you can be a total Chad building master!

We got all the blocks you could ever dream of, so you can create your own virtual paradise and escape from the harsh reality of being a 25+ year old ugly dude.

Join us and make friends with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of being forever alone, but in a fun and hilarious way.

Don’t waste your time feeling sorry for yourself, come join our server and let’s build some epic sh*t together!

Bro’s Funeral Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family and forgiveness.

Experience the thrill of trying to reconcile with a long-lost brother who hated you so much he didn’t even want you at his funeral. Will you be able to navigate the awkward social interactions and dirty looks from strangers? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the deep end of regret and sadness as you try to come to terms with the fact that your brother never forgave you, even though you begged for it. Can you handle the emotional turmoil while building your dream Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of family drama, heartbreak, and maybe even a little bit of closure. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

BabyShowerDramaCraft

baby shower, baby shower games, BabyShowerDramaCraft, budgeting, Disappointment, event coordination, event planning, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, guest list, Miscommunication., party planning, pregnant sister, Resentment, shower preparations, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sister relationships, sisterly bond, ungrateful behavior

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring baby showers with just a few guests? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for the wildest baby shower experience ever!

Imagine a baby shower with 120 guests, all in a virtual world where anything is possible. Our server offers epic quests to find the perfect stroller, build the most amazing centerpieces, and even battle dragons to protect the baby shower gifts.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features intense drama between family members, passive-aggressive text messages, and ungrateful behavior that will leave you speechless. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness right here in Minecraft?

So if you’re looking for a baby shower experience like no other, join our server now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and maybe even a few uninvitations along the way. Don’t miss out on the baby shower event of a lifetime!

MasterpieceYT – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mines Excavated:	3197
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1832

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! And the admin is a literal wizard who can summon diamond armor out of thin air. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones. It’s like a mix of Lord of the Rings and Spongebob Squarepants, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a total blast!

CraftyAging

aging, alcohol consumption, CraftyAging, diet, environmental factors, Exercise, genetics, lack of exercise, lack of hydration, lack of sleep, lifestyle factors, Pollution, poor nutrition, premature aging, skincare, sleep deprivation, smoking, stress, sun exposure, unhealthy habits

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4432	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ages a person REALLY quickly! Our server is so intense, it’s like every minute in the game is a year in real life. One player built a house and by the time they finished, they had a full beard and a mortgage! Another player tried to mine for diamonds but ended up with a head full of gray hair instead. So if you’re looking for a server that will make you age faster than a president in office, join us now!