hijueputa – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CreeperCounselorCraft
Awareness, counseling, CreeperCounselorCraft, education, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health awareness campaign, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, self-care, society, stigma, Support, Therapy
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server where we have therapists on standby to help you with your mental health while you build your dream castle!
Our server is so therapeutic, even the creepers have learned to express their feelings through interpretive dance. Plus, our virtual group therapy sessions are so effective, even the Ender Dragon has stopped attacking players out of sheer emotional growth.
So come join us and let your worries melt away as you craft, build, and heal in the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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MakeCraftGreatAgain
anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, demonstration, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, far-right movement, Globalization, Leaders, Make Europe Great Again, MakeCraftGreatAgain, nationalism, Politics, populism, protest, Rally, right wing, spain, speeches
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz we got far-right leaders rallying in spain to ‘make europe great again’! like wut even is that? but who cares cuz we got epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion! join now and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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Eco Crafters 1.21.3
1.21.3, bathroom charges, Crafters, Eco, Europe, European bathrooms, European restrooms, lavatory expenses, pay for facilities, pay for toilets, pay per use, pay to use, public toilets, rest stop fees, restroom charges, restroom expenses, restroom fees, restroom payments, toilet costs, toilet tolls, washroom charges, washroom fees, WC fees
Yo, listen up gamers! Ever been to Europe and had to pay just to take a freakin’ pee? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can pee for free all day long! No more wasting your hard-earned diamonds on bathroom breaks, join now and let the golden showers flow!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Dance your way through the night with our funky fresh mobs and party like it’s 1999.
And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Forget about boring old mine carts, this rollercoaster will have you screaming for your momma in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the toilets are free, the mobs are lit, and the rollercoasters are out of this world! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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Pres4Day Minecraft SMP
Civic Duty, constitutional authority, Decision making, Diplomacy, economic reform, executive orders, executive power, Government, international relations, leadership, legislation, Minecraft, national security, policy making, political agenda, political influence, Political power, Pres4Day, president, public opinion, public service, smp, social justice
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race we host every month. It’s a chaotic frenzy of colorful wool and spitting contests that will leave you breathless and covered in llama saliva. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama at full speed through a maze of cacti and lava pits.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. President for a day? More like Chicken King for eternity!

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Graffiti Crafters United
artistic expression, Comments.., Crafters, Graffiti, graffiti artists, graffiti community, graffiti culture, graffiti tagging culture, graffiti tags, graffiti tags and throw ups, graffiti writers, illegal art, public art, Spray Paint, spray paint art, street art, tagging, tags, United, urban art, urban vandalism, Vandalism
come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. we got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if u sacrifice a diamond block. build a house out of rainbow blocks and live with unicorns and flying pigs. join now or forever be stuck in a boring old world where nothing exciting happens. also, we have free pizza every tuesday. come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!

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Pixel Fusion Realms 1.21.3
1.21.3, ai, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGenrated Art, Embeddings, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, Fusion, LoRa Training, models, OP Pasta, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, Pregnant ghost, prompts, Realms, Related boards, Samplers
Yo, have you heard of this wild Minecraft server? It’s like entering the realm of a pregnant ghost, but in a fun way, ya know? Join us for some crazy adventures and shenanigans that will make you question reality.
We’ve got more mods and plugins than you can shake a stick at, making the gameplay so outrageous that you’ll never want to leave. Plus, our community is as diverse as a box of crayons, so you’ll always have someone to chat with while you build your pixelated empire.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs rationality when you can have a pregnant ghost Edition Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

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CraftyNightOut – Minecraft SMP
activities, chilling, concerts, CraftyNightOut, dining out, Entertainment, Events, Friends, Fun, going out, hanging out, Live Music, Minecraft, movies, nightlife, partying, Plans, Relaxing, smp, socializing, staying in, tonight, Unwinding
Brooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I just joined. It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. The admins are like wizards who grant you wishes and the players are all unicorns in disguise.
You gotta join because there’s a secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen and ride on the backs of dragons. The currency is made of diamond blocks and the only rule is that you have to wear a pumpkin on your head at all times.
Last week, we had a massive water balloon fight in the Nether and the winner got a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and sing campfire songs while the skeletons serenade us with their xylophones.
So, what are you up to tonight? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will make no sense tomorrow!

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BlockheadsRUs
absurd assumptions, BIAS, BlockheadsRUs, closed-mindedness, cultural bias, damaging stereotypes, discrimination, dumb stereotype, generalizations, harmful beliefs, ignorance, ignorant assumptions, irrational beliefs, misconceptions, prejudice, ridiculous stereotypes, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, unfair judgments, unfounded beliefs
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stereotypes? Join our server and break free from the chains of mediocrity! Our server is so wild and wacky, even the creepers are confused.
We have a special area where players can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.
But the best part? We have a magical portal that leads to a land where llamas rule the land and demand to be worshipped as gods. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve bowed down to a llama king.
So if you’re ready to experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server of all time, join us and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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BlockyPeaceAccord
BlockyPeaceAccord, Captives, Captivity, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, fragile state, frail appearance, freed captives, freedom, hostage release, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, Israeli hostages, Middle East conflict, Palestinian prisoners, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, peace negotiations, political prisoners, prisoner exchange, Release
Yo, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! We got Israeli hostages and Palestinian prisoners teaming up to take down the evil mobs and build the most epic structures! Join us and witness the wildest alliances you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of players accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure chests. But instead of keeping all the loot for themselves, they decided to share it with everyone on the server. That’s right, we’re all about teamwork and spreading the love (and diamonds)!
Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that even the creepers have started to behave themselves. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for a love of building and crafting. Who knew creepers could be so artistic?
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a peace treaty between zombies and skeletons. Stranger things have happened on this server!

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Raffeans Poop Hoeh 1.20
Absurd, BIZARRE, BUT I POOP FROM THERE, funny, Hoeh, humor, internet culture, meme, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, Poop, poop jokes, quirky, Raffeans, Random, strange, surreal, viral, weird, WTF
Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a wild ride through the land of pixelated madness!
We got cows that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move like it’s Thriller all over again!
Plus, our admin is a literal unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbow lasers out of their horn, like wtf is even reality anymore?!
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds!

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