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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6774 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9187 |
So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?
So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains