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Blocky Dilemmas Minecraft Server

blocky, consequences, controversial questions, dark humor, death, Decision making, dilemmas, existential crisis, fear, Human nature, hypothetical scenarios, instinctual desires, life choices, life or death, Minecraft, morality, Pleasure, provocative discussions, Server, sex, taboo topics, ultimate choice, ultimate dilemma, would you rather

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	2225
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Divine Spears Created:	26
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the choice is simple: join us and have a blast, or face the consequences of instant death! But don’t worry, we promise you’ll be too busy laughing and having a great time to even think about choosing death.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun with a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our server and let your imagination run wild?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and choose life (and lots of laughs) over death. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

Aigmi, bathroom habits, BIZARRE, bodily functions, cleaning, funny, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, odd, Peeing, penis, personal habits, quirky, smp, strange, stray piss, Tornado, UNUSUAL, Urination, weird, whirl

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	565382
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

AdoptedSisMC Server

Abuse, AdoptedSisMC, adoption, adoptive family, AITAH, biological parents, Childhood, family, half-sister, Jealousy, loving family, Lucky, Raised, Safe, Server, Struggles, survivor, torture, Understanding

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Votes:	8147
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Towns Built:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

PhilippineSeaPirates

Beijing, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German warships, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, naval deployment, naval diplomacy, naval maneuvers, naval power, naval visit, Philippines, PhilippineSeaPirates, regional stability, South China Sea, Taiwan Strait, territorial disputes

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Emeralds Found:	1010	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Sahara

Community, ETERNAL, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, PvE, SAHARA, Season, September 14th, Server, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Love Letters Sent:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3529	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

66.59.210.172:25568

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

feeling good, good morning, Good Vibes, great day, Happy, Minecraft, morning inspiration, morning motivation, morning routine, morning vibes, Optimistic, Poland, polska, positive energy, positive mindset, positivity, Ready, Server, start the day right, Sunny, sunny day, sunny weather

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Potions Brewed:	169	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Emeralds Found:	1851

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ores Mined:	6203	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchantments Applied:	259
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Potions Brewed:	112	Emeralds Found:	2104
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!