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DownPartyDilemma

Birthday Party, child, Communication, controversy, down syndrome, DownPartyDilemma, Empathy, Etiquette, Event, exclusion, Friends, friendship, inclusion, instagram, Invitation, judgment, misunderstanding, mom, parenting, pta, socializing

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of dealing with entitled parents on the PTA who think they can dictate your child’s birthday party guest list? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no drama from overbearing moms who think they know your child’s friends better than you do.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero helicopter parents. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted immunity from all future PTA drama. So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Let’s build some friendships, not just pixelated blocks!

LitterDrop Minecraft Server

environmental impact, litter fines, litter laws, litter prevention, LitterDrop, littering, littering awareness, littering behavior, littering consequences, littering enforcement, littering habits, littering penalties, littering problem, littering solutions, Minecraft, Pollution, Server, trash disposal, waste management

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mines Excavated:	4658
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Votes:	6168

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about littering again! Our server is so clean that even the creepers pick up after themselves. Plus, if you do happen to drop some trash, our virtual police force will track you down and make you pay up in diamonds. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with our pixelated law enforcement. So come join us and experience a world where even the zombies are eco-friendly!

BlockyBlowjobs

BlockyBlowjobs, blowjobs, Communication, consent, emotional connection, Intimacy, oral sex, physical pleasure, Pleasure, pleasure in intimacy, pleasure in relationships, pleasure in sex, relationships, satisfaction, sexual desire, sexual experiences, sexual fulfillment, sexual pleasure, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most unexpected way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where blowjobs are the key to success! That’s right, instead of mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, you’ll be on a quest to find the ultimate pleasure in blowjobs. Who knew that virtual oral sex could be so rewarding?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of seduction. Rumor has it that these llamas hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers. Will you be brave enough to face the seductive llamas and claim your rightful place as their chosen one?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a newfound love for blowjobs along the way!

Redstone Warriors Minecraft Server

Approval, athletes, Competition, International Olympic Committee, Invasion, invasion of Ukraine, IOC, Links, Military, military links, Minecraft, Moscow, neutrals, olympics, Paris, Paris Olympics, Redstone, russia, Russian athletes, Server, Support, Ukraine, Warriors

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Runes Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where two thirds of da players are russian athletes approved by da International Olympic Committee! dey compete as neutrals in da Paris Olympics but secretly support Moscow’s invasion of Ukraine! u can join dem in epic battles and conquer da virtual world together! who needs peace when u can have war in minecraft, amirite? come join da chaos and show off ur military skills, comrade!

CraftySettlements

breach of international law, Conflict, CraftySettlements, Gaza Strip, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, illegal, international court, international relations, Israel, Legal, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, Palestinian territories, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, united nations, united nations resolutions, War Crimes, West Bank

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

lol ok so like u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like the admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot, true story bro. also, there’s a secret hidden village made entirely out of diamond blocks, but only the chosen ones can find it. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz why not right? #minecraft4life #diamondsfordays

BreathCraft: Hot & Cool!

body heat, Body Temperature, Breath, BreathCraft, breathing techniques, cold beverages, comfort, Cool, cool down, Hands, heat transfer, hot, hot beverages, Hot Drinks, mindfulness, Relaxation, respiratory system, self-care, Temperature regulation, Thermal comfort, Thermoregulation, warmth, Winter

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. one time, a creeper and a skeleton walked into a bar and ordered a round of milkshakes. then they started breakdancing and the bartender was like “yo, this is lit!” so now we have breakdancing mobs on our server. u wanna see that? then join now! also, did i mention that our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave? yea, we got that bling bling for days. so come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999.

VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID

covid, Covid-19, detection methods, health, Healthcare, immunity, Long, long covid, Long Term Care, long-term effects, management methods, Medical research, pandemic, pandemic response, Prevention, public health, researchers, risk reduction, Vaccinations, vaccine effectiveness, VaxCraft, viral changes, Virus

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! we’ve got so many cool features like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond.

our players have reported a 99% decrease in long covid symptoms since joining our server. doctors are baffled by this miraculous recovery and can only attribute it to the magical powers of our pixelated world.

come join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens and riding on the backs of dragons. who needs a vaccine when you have a diamond sword that can cure any ailment?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to long covid and hello to endless hours of minecraft madness!

AetherSimp – Where even creepers are scared of committing

+18, AetherSimp, building, claim system, committing, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Discord Linking, Economy, Farming, gallery, hermitcraft, Pl3xmap, player-run shops, Redstone, rules, Scared, smp, Toggle PvP, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Website, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	806
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3829	Buildings Constructed:	36

AethreSMP Minecraft Server

Website	Visit website
World Map	View world map
Discord	Join Discord server
Gallery	View gallery

Overview:

AethreSMP is a new Semi-Vanilla server that offers an enhanced vanilla experience. We focus on maintaining the essence of vanilla gameplay while adding small features to enrich the multiplayer experience. Community input is highly valued, and every player has a voice in decisions about new additions and ongoing developments.

Features:

No Command Based Claim System – Trust-based building system
Vanilla Tweaks – Extra features like Armour Stands and Player Heads
Toggle PVP – Optional PVP for player battles
Discord Linking – Connect chat between Discord and in-game
Pl3xmap – View world map from browser
Player Run Shops and Economy – Player-driven marketplace

Community:

At AethreSMP, we believe in community involvement and embrace diversity. All suggestions and feedback are taken seriously to keep the community informed and involved in server decisions.

Rules:

Full rules can be found on the website. Some key rules include treating players with respect, no hacking or cheating, no stealing, and limited exploits allowed.

Apply on Discord!

FAQs:

1. Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes, new players are welcome! Our community is friendly and helpful to players of all experience levels.

2. How can I contribute ideas to the server?

You can share your suggestions and feedback in our Discord server or on our website.

3. Are there any restrictions on building in the server?

While we don’t have a strict claim system, we do expect players to respect each other’s builds and follow community guidelines.

4. Is PVP mandatory on the server?

No, PVP is optional and players can choose to participate or opt out at any time.

5. Can I run my own shop in the server?

Absolutely! Our server encourages player-run shops and activities. Feel free to set up your own shop and engage with the economy.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

big deal, blocky, BOOTY, Casual Sex, Communication, consent, double standards, emotional connection, emotions, hookup culture, Human nature, Intimacy, its just sex, love, Lust, Minecraft, personal boundaries, physical connection, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, Server, sexual liberation, societal norms

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than our builds is our sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can engage in virtual “relations” with other players. It’s all in good fun, so don’t be shy to get down and dirty in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can catch the chicken, it will grant you three wishes (and maybe a few feathers for good measure).

So come on down to our server and let loose with a community that knows how to have a good time. Just remember, it’s all in good fun – after all, it’s just sex, why do you all like to make such a big deal about it?

AlreadyCrafted Minecraft Server

AlreadyCrafted, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of constantly searching for that perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it’s right in front of you the whole time? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll always be exactly where you want to be – because you’re already there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. Explore our vast world where the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move and skeletons break it down on the dance floor. And don’t even get me started on our legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Because remember, you’re already there!