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CraftyConfessions

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode and basic building? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the one secret you’ve been dying to reveal can finally come to light! Want to confess your undying love for a block of dirt? Go for it! Feel like roleplaying as a llama with a secret identity as a superhero? We’ve got you covered! Our server is a place where your wildest secrets can come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous ways. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner weirdo shine!

EnergiCraft: World Record Breakers

#sustainability, advancement, breakers, Breakthrough, clean energy, discovery, EnergiCraft, energy revolution, energy source, environmental impact, Future, GROUNDBREAKING, innovation, limitless energy, RECORD, renewable energy, research, scientific achievement, scientific breakthrough, Scientific progress, scientists, Technology, world, World record

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	50	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

ok so get this, scientists have like, cracked the code for unlimited energy or whatever and it’s like, a freaking world record, bro. but here’s the kicker – they’re using this insane energy to power the most lit minecraft server you’ve ever seen. like, you can build a house out of pure diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against a dragon. it’s like, next level stuff, man. so come join us and be a part of history in the making. plus, there’s free pizza every friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

UltraCraft: GeneTrackin’

Blood-Brain Barrier, brain function, brain health, Breakthrough, gene expression, Gene therapy, GeneTrackin, Innovative, medical advancements, medical technology, method, neurological disorders, neuroscience, non-invasive, Precision, research, Therapy, Tracking, Treatment, UltraCraft, Ultrasound, ultrasound imaging

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

hey yo! ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the ultrasound method beats the blood-brain barrier to precisely track gene expression? well, look no further cuz we got it all here! come join us and witness the magic of genes being expressed in the most precise and epic way possible! who needs regular old mining and crafting when you can be tracking genes like a boss?! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft!

TwinScythe PVP City: Where Minecraft NPCs have better love lives than you do

bio fuel production, city, Curseforge, decorations, Discord, Dynmap, Furniture, lives, Loot, love, Minecraft, Mod Pack, monster spawners, music instruments, NPC family, Npcs, Paintings, PvP, QoL mods, TwinScythe, weather system

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

TwinScythe PVP City Server

Overview:

Description
TwinScythe PVP City is a 5000×5000 block city with roadways and subway systems. No natural regeneration meaning you must make potions or beer or golden apples to heal yourself. There is tons of furniture and other decorations. No land claim system so anyone can raid / be raided, but due to how large the city is finding your base will be hard. The buildings are full of monster spawners and loot. Minecraft comes alive is on the server so you can start your own NPC family. There are guns, cars and planes with bio fuel production. Playable music instruments. Create your own paintings to hang on the wall and a lot of QoL mods. New weather system with tornados.

Description

TwinScythe PVP City is a 5000×5000 block city with roadways and subway systems. No natural regeneration meaning you must make potions or beer or golden apples to heal yourself. There is tons of furniture and other decorations. No land claim system so anyone can raid / be raided, but due to how large the city is finding your base will be hard. The buildings are full of monster spawners and loot. Minecraft comes alive is on the server so you can start your own NPC family. There are guns, cars and planes with bio fuel production. Playable music instruments. Create your own paintings to hang on the wall and a lot of QoL mods. New weather system with tornados.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is natural regeneration enabled on the server?	No, players must make potions or use other healing items to regenerate health.
Is there a land claim system on the server?	No, anyone can raid or be raided due to the absence of a land claim system.
What additional features are available on the server?	Players can interact with Minecraft Comes Alive, use guns, cars, and planes with bio fuel production, play music instruments, create paintings, and experience a new weather system with tornados.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord server to get the mod pack and access to the server. Modpack is available on curseforge with the name “twinscythe RP”.
Is there a dynmap available for the server?	Yes, you can access the dynmap at http://185.150.190.162:2277/

3x3Craft: Shounen Server

3×3 Shounen edition Anime Manga Shounen Action Adventure Fantasy Comedy Superpowers Friendship Battle Training Teamwork Coming of age Heroic Fighting Determination Growth Rivalry Exciting, 3x3Craft, Server, Shounen

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas, and building a house out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server just to see what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

YuriCraft SMP: It Should Have Been Minecraft SMP

alternative universe, Anime, dreams, fanfiction, fantasies, Girls Love, Lesbian, LGBTQ, longing, love, Manga, Minecraft, missed connections, relationships, romance, should have been, smp, unrequited love, what if, Wishful thinking, yearning, YuRi, YuriCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJ’s and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. We have a competitive llama racing league where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, literally!

3. Our server has a cursed treasure hunt where players must navigate through a maze of traps and puzzles to find the elusive diamond-encrusted potato. Legend has it, whoever finds it will gain ultimate power in the server.

4. We have a prank war going on that has escalated to epic proportions. Players have turned entire villages into giant snow globes, replaced all the sheep with llamas, and even built a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky. You never know what hilarious chaos will ensue next!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes with insane adventures and non-stop laughter, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

CarCam Minecraft Server

bad neighbor, CarCam, city parking, cooperation request, driving lessons, false accusations, false threats, filming on street, filming permit, Minecraft, neighbor communication, neighbor dispute, neighborhood etiquette, note etiquette, parking etiquette, parking rules, parking ticket, police involvement, quiet block, quiet neighborhood, residential neighborhood, residential street, Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Emeralds Found:	5907
Dimension Hops:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Star Shards Collected:	239	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking drama doesn’t exist! Join us and never worry about getting a ticket for parking in the wrong spot, because on our server, you can park wherever you want without any consequences!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without nosy neighbors leaving passive-aggressive notes on your door. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity without any annoying distractions.

And if you ever encounter a player trying to enforce ridiculous rules, just tell them to “deal with it” and continue on your merry way. We encourage a drama-free environment where you can focus on what truly matters – building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities.

So come join us on our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual friends who appreciate your parking skills and don’t judge you for being a jerk? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wacky Minecraft world!

EthnicityCraft: NoFetishizingAllowed

Boundaries, Communication, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, ethnicity, EthnicityCraft, fetish, fetishization, fetishizing, Hispanic, Identity, japanese, Mexican, mixed race, NoFetishizingAllowed, Race, Respect, Self Respect, Teen Drama, teen relationships

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	67353
Dragon Eggs Found:	4528	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t care about your ethnicity, we just care about how many diamonds you can mine! Join us and escape the weirdos like Jaden who are obsessed with your race. On our server, we don’t care if you’re half Mexican, half Japanese, or half Enderman – as long as you’re here to have a good time and build some epic structures!

Say goodbye to creepy comments about your “Hispanic girl ass” and hello to a community of players who just want to craft, explore, and maybe ride a llama or two. So come on over and join us, because on this server, the only thing we’re obsessed with is building the best pixelated world possible. See you there!

CraftyRoasts

apology needed, careless remark, CraftyRoasts, cruel insult, cruel words, damaging communication, disrespectful remark, harsh language, hurtful words, inappropriate language, insensitive remarks, mean spirited comment, offensive language, regretful comments, regrettable conversation, remorseful speech, thoughtless words, unkind statement, verbal abuse, verbal attack, worst thing said

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner prankster and troll your friends with hilarious traps and tricks. Our community is full of mischievous players who will keep you on your toes with their outrageous antics.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to uncover this poultry mystery?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join our server now! Just be prepared to answer the question, “What’s the worst thing you’ve ever said to someone?” because on our server, anything goes!

AbsurdCraftNY: Russian Invasion vs Ukrainian Defense

AbsurdCraftNY, Absurdity, aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Military, new york, occupation, Politics, Russian, Russian Armed Forces, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Armed Forces, united states, War

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cuz we got Russian Armed Forces takin’ over New York and Ukrainian soldiers fightin’ back in Absurdity! It’s like a crazy war zone up in here, with explosions and battles happenin’ all over da place.

But don’t worry, we also got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ down diamonds on ya. Plus, our admins are like magical wizards who can grant you any wish you want in da game.

So come join us and be part of da most insane Minecraft server ever! Who needs reality when you got all dis craziness goin’ on in here? Let’s goooooo!