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SYSarchy

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8719	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

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Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

Active & Supportive Staff, Bliss, Chaos, collide, Discord, Fair Rules, Hilarity, Inclusive Community, Java Edition Only, Launches This Friday, LifeSteal, no land claiming, no pay to win, Organized Discord Channels, PvP, Quality of Life Commands, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, server ip, smp, Teams, Thriving Economy, Veil, Veil SMP, Version

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Age 28 Minecraft Server

“Youth, 28 year old appearance, 28 year olds, Adulthood, age, aging, aging effects, aging process, aging signs, aging signs at 28, Appearance, appearance at 28, body changes, characteristics, facial features, looking 28, Maturity, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical features, Server, signs of aging, youthfulness

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Code, Cryptic, Curious, Diamond, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, Intriguing, Message, message in a bottle, Minecraft, mysterious note, Mystery, number 925936470, puzzling, Riddle, secret, smp, society, unidentified, unknown, wow

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	329	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	7718

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

banging, Dinner, disabled person, DiscoDisabled, disruptive, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, fine dining, Girlfriend, groaning, Italian, loud, mentally disabled, Minecraft, noise, Olive Garden, Restaurant, Retail, screeching, Server, strangers, Table

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

aita, Boundaries, boxers, brother, brother sister, clothing, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family, inappropriate, morning, personal space, privacy, sibling, sibling dynamics, Siblings, t-shirt, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation, underwear, UndieCraft, walking around

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

FavFactzMC SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6194
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Emeralds Found:	1605
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Void Gems Collected:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magic Items Found:	3071	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	46	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!