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Putin’s Table Flip: Ukraine Edition

aggression, annexation, Black sea, Conflict, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Flip, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, political maneuvering, putin, Putins, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Surprise, Table, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Zombie Dances:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Undead Armies Raised:	0

lol u ever wanted to see ukraine invade russia in minecraft? well now u can on our server! join us for the most epic battle of all time as ukraine surprises putin and takes over russia in the virtual world. build tanks, launch missiles, and show putin who’s boss in this crazy alternate reality where anything can happen. join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

AlzCraft: Memory Boosting Compound

AlzCraft, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease model, Alzheimer’s treatment, BOOSTING, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, cognition, cognitive decline, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, COMPOUND, Memory, memory improvement, Memory Loss, memory restoration, neurodegenerative disease, Neurological Research, neurology, oscillations, therapeutic small molecule

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Votes:	3733	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got this new compound that flips memory back on in alzheimer’s cases! yea u heard right, we got small molecules that make u remember where u put ur diamonds in the game! our mice in the game are like super smart now cuz of this compound, they can do backflips and remember where all the hidden chests are! join us and become a memory master in minecraft, forget about forgetting, join now!

GrimCraft Minecraft Server

Dead, DEPRESSING, Disappointment, Gaming, grim, GrimCraft, Halo, Halo (series), Halo community, Halo fans, halo franchise, Halo matchmaking, halo multiplayer, Halo multiplayer experience, Infinite, match, mcc, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, online gaming, redownloading, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of waiting for a Halo match that never comes? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for some epic battles, crazy adventures, and endless fun that will make you forget all about the Halo multiplayer drought. Our server is so lit, even Master Chief himself would ditch his armor to join in on the fun. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LifeChangingMovieMinecraftSMP

Anon, beloved movies, changed my life, don’t kill yourself, emotional impact, Impactful, Inspirational, life changing, LifeChangingMovieMinecraftSMP, love, mental health, Movie, Moving, must watch, personal growth, Powerful, Self Discovery, self improvement, Therapy, transformation, Zero day

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1231
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?

And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!

Dad’s Dinners Only – No Boyfriend’s Kids!

boyfriends, broken up, Communication, Court, custody, custody time, Dads, dance showcases, DATING, Dinners, emasculated, family dinners, family outings, family unit, judge, Kids, mom’s boyfriend, parenting, rejection, relationships, Siblings, two daddies, younger kids

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8918
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	83	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family reunion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.

MythBustCraft

Awareness, Beliefs, Clarity, critical thinking, culture, Debunking, education, facts, ignorance, knowledge, learning, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, MythBustCraft, Perception, Reality, society, Stereotypes, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Animals Bred:	166	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old myths and misconceptions? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us and discover the truth behind the myth that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies who explode with love.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also learn the shocking truth about why pigs can fly (spoiler alert: they’re actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon). And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks created by evil villagers to control the economy of the Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and uncover the wild and wacky secrets of the Minecraft universe, then come join us on our server. Who knows what other insane truths you’ll discover along the way!

RussianTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, accessibility, banned website, blocked, digital divide, digital rights, freedom of information, geo-restriction, government control, information control, internet censorship, Internet freedom, media regulation, Minecraft, online censorship, online content, online platform, restricted access, restricted content, russia, RussianTube, Server, video streaming

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Zombie Dances:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, russia banned youtube so now u gotta find a new way to entertain urself. this server is like the holy grail of minecraft, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff.

we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out, and we even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows.

plus, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

so come join us and escape the youtube ban in russia, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even flying pigs.

UkraineCraft: Taking Over Russia

annexation, border, Conflict, control, Crimea, Dispute, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Map, Military, occupation, Politics, power struggle, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Square Miles, Territory, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Items Found:	8728	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

LOLZ come join dis minecraft server where we got a russia map dat shows over 130 square miles now under ukraine’s control!! u can be a spy and sneak around tryna take back da land for russia or ukraine or just build a giant potato fortress in da middle of it all!!

we got crazy pvp battles where u can ride polar bears into battle and throw vodka potions at ur enemies!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures, but watch out for da creepers disguised as putin!!

so come join da fun and chaos on dis server where anything can happen, even a dance-off between stalin and lenin!! it’s gonna be a blast, comrade!!

DiamondDamsels Minecraft Server

Blackmail, consent, control, DiamondDamsels, DOMINANCE, double standards, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, patriarchy, power, relationships, Server, sex, social conditioning, Stereotypes, Submission, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Emeralds Found:	1837
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Zombie Dances:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only power a player has over you is their ability to build epic structures and mine rare resources. Forget about being blackmailed with sex, here you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and fighting off creepers to worry about anyone trying to control you with anything other than their impressive redstone contraptions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure or encounter a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank you with exploding TNT traps.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be controlled by is your insatiable desire to mine, build, and conquer. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

EduShonenCraft SMP

Educational, educational comics, educational content, educational entertainment, educational genre, educational graphic novels, educational literature, educational manga, educational material, educational media, educational reading, educational series, educational shonen manga, educational storytelling, educational themes, educational value, EduShonenCraft, learning through manga, Manga, shonen manga, smp

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	142
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old school lessons and textbooks? Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate educational experience! We teach you everything from math to science to history, all while battling creepers and building epic structures. Who needs a boring old shonen manga when you can learn and have fun at the same time in our server? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a math genius who can help you with your homework. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your brain power while having a blast in our crazy Minecraft world!