Hesp Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Java Server for 18+ Rejecting All Underage Applicants!!! 🚫👶

Adventure, Applicants, Bedwars, commandblocks, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, java, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Rejecting, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Towny, underage

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/craftycommies-minecraft-server-where-leftists-use-bad-tactics-for-blocks/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview and FAQ

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Details
Server Type	18+ Server
Server Age	1 day old
Current Project	Building a shopping/farm center at spawn
Community	Full of great people

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, add sugarc4ne on Discord and request to be added.

What are the server rules?

The server has rules against griefing, hacking, and inappropriate language. Please refer to the server’s Discord for complete rules.

Is there a whitelist?

Yes, the server is whitelist only. You will need to be added by an admin to join.

Are there any restrictions on building?

There are no restrictions on building as long as it follows the server rules and respects other players’ space.

Yugi’s Epic Minecraft Server

American Waifu, Anime, character analysis, Cuckren, cultural perceptions, Decuck, Epic, fan theories, Fandom, fictional relationships, love interests, lumping, Manga, media representation, Minecraft, otaku culture, relationships, romantic partners, Server, shipping, Stereotypes, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yugi, Yugis

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3471	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of being mistaken for a Decuck or a Cuckren? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for Yugi and his cute American Waifu to thrive! Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

Bank Account with Mom Minecraft SMP

Account.., adult children, Bank, bank account, Boundaries, colt cabana, Communication, Decision making, elderly parents, family, family dynamics, finances, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, joint account, Minecraft, mom, money management, Mother, personal finance, relationship, sharing, smp, Support, transparency, Trust

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Star Shards Collected:	219	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Colt Cabana shares a bank account with his mother! Why, you ask? Because they both love to spend all their diamonds on the most ridiculous and extravagant items in the game. From diamond-encrusted armor to golden carrots that give you super speed, you never know what they’ll buy next! Join our server for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even get in on the action yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to share a bank account with a celebrity’s mom!

MasterMoms Minecraft Server

academic institution, career advancement, children, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, education, family dynamics, high functioning, master’s degree, MasterMoms, Minecraft, opportunity, parenting, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, sacrifice, self-care, Server, spectrum disorder, support system, Understanding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting and balancing personal goals? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual support group for parents who just need a break from the chaos of everyday life.

Join us and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and mine your way to relaxation. Need some time to focus on yourself and your goals? We’ve got you covered with our virtual retreats and relaxation zones.

Plus, our community is filled with understanding and supportive players who will cheer you on as you navigate the ups and downs of parenthood. Who knew virtual blocks could be so therapeutic?

So, if you’re a parent in need of a break or just looking for a fun and welcoming Minecraft server to join, come on over! We promise you won’t regret it. After all, even parents need some time to game and unwind.

BlockPartyEscape

aita, Babysitting, BlockPartyEscape, Chores, emotional strain, family conflict, family dynamics, Heart condition, hospitalization, household duties, INDEPENDENCE, moving out, neglect, parenting, parents, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, Siblings, social worker, Tension

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and join a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle!

Tired of being the designated babysitter for your siblings? Well, on our server, you can be the ruler of your own kingdom with no annoying little brothers or sisters to boss you around!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any heart conditions getting in the way. And don’t worry, our social worker NPCs will actually listen to you and help make sure you have a stress-free gaming experience.

So come on over and show your parents who’s boss by creating the most epic virtual world they’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying no to is boring chores and demanding siblings. See you in the game!

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Buildings Constructed:	33
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to have even stranger interactions with our wacky and wild community! From trading diamonds for stacks of dirt to building giant statues of chickens, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to eat their way out! So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm, come join us for some laughs and good times.

GratefulCraft

appreciation, attitude of gratitude, Blessings, counting blessings, cultivate gratitude, daily gratitude, grateful heart, grateful moments, GratefulCraft, gratefulness, Gratitude, gratitude journal, gratitude practice, Happiness, mindfulness, positive mindset, positivity, Reflection, self-care, thankful, thankfulness

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Farms Harvested:	318
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you grateful for the endless possibilities of Minecraft? Then you’ll love our server, where you can build a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn while battling flying creepers! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of pixelated building. So come on, dive into our world and let your imagination run wild!

DownUnderCraft

activism, Ambassador, Australia, controversy, Diplomacy, Diplomatic tension, discrimination, downundercraft, equality, foreign affairs, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, LGBTIQ+, lgbtq rights, Politics, pro-LGBTIQ+, protest, social media

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crops Grown:	2498	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Love Letters Sent:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
New Chunks Explored:	688701	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

so like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep everywhere, and even talking parrots that tell jokes. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely. come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about this server!

Mail Dominant Server

Dominant, mail, mail carriers, mail delivery, mail distribution, mail dominant, mail processing, mail service, mail sorting, Postal, postal industry, postal rates, postal regulations, postal service, postal system, postal technology, postal workers, postal workers union, Server, service

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8506

hey u, ya u, do u like mail? well do we have the server for u! this server is like the postal service on steroids, we deliver mail like no one else. we have flying pigs that deliver your mail straight to your doorstep, no need to worry about creepers blowing up your mailbox.

not only that, but we have a secret underground tunnel system that connects all the players’ mailboxes together. you can send secret messages, gifts, or even prank your friends by sending them a box of TNT with a note that says “surprise!”

but wait, there’s more! our post office is run by a group of talking cats who wear tiny mail carrier uniforms. they take their job very seriously and will make sure your mail gets to you in one piece.

so come join our server and experience the thrill of receiving mail like never before. trust us, once you go postal, you’ll never want to go back.

Zaire Vaccine Craft – 84% Effective

‘84, 70-92%, clinical trials, Craft, disease prevention, Ebola outbreak, Effective, epidemic control, global health, Healthcare, infectious diseases, Medical research, MSF, outbreak response, public health, study, vaccination, vaccine, vaccine effectiveness, virus containment, Zaire, Zaire ebolavirus

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Potions Brewed:	158
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly BAM! you get hit with the zaire ebolavirus. but WAIT, don’t freak out just yet, cuz on this server, we’ve got the sickest vaccine that’s like 84% effective at curing you! like, who even needs a golden apple when you’ve got that kind of protection, amirite?

join our server for the most epic adventures and the craziest battles against mobs and other players. trust me, you’ll wanna be part of this epic journey to save the world from the zaire ebolavirus. plus, rumor has it that the vaccine gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. okay, maybe not the lasers part, but you get the idea.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and let’s conquer minecraft together! #vaccinesaveslives #cureforebolavirus #minecraftmadness