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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9972 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 117 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!