Hermitcraft 10: Episode 8 – RANKING HERMITS Minecraft Servers

BoomerBashCraft

BoomerBashCraft, chickens, children, Communication, Confrontation, ditch, Girls, Help, inappropriate, Interaction, intervention, judgment, Manners, old man, parenting, park, Picnic, Respect, Safety, scolding, stranger danger

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Crops Grown:	5791	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be catching is blocks, not chickens! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy encounters, like the time a mysterious old man asked players to help him catch chickens in a ditch. Don’t worry, we’ve got your back – no creepy requests allowed here!

Embark on epic quests with your fellow players, whether you’re building towering castles or exploring hidden caves. Just remember, if someone asks you to help them catch chickens, it’s probably best to decline. Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that’s sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you next?

NettyCraft: Hostage Negotiations

biden, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic resolution, foreign policy, gallant, Halevi, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiation tactics, negotiations, Netanyahu, NettyCraft, peace talks, political leaders, Report, SECURITY, united states

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Farms Harvested:	279	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7543	New Chunks Explored:	597167

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden you get a message from Biden and Netanyahu asking for your help in negotiating a hostage deal. like, what even is happening, right?

Gallant and Halevi are there too, like some kind of Minecraft dream team, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. they’re all like, “come join our server and help us save the day!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

so you join the server and suddenly you’re in the middle of this crazy negotiation, trying to outsmart the bad guys and save the hostages. but don’t worry, because you’ve got Biden, Netanyahu, Gallant, and Halevi by your side, ready to take down anyone who stands in your way.

if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about saving the day and being a total hero, then this is the server for you. join now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

BroomMine (Vanilla) Minecraft Server

administration, banner, BroomMine, Community, Discord, Minecraft, Plugins, responsive, Server, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8265	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ores Mined:	9979	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

BroomMine – Best Vanilla Minecraft Server

WhiteList Via DISCORD!

Good community

correctly selected plugins

responsive administration

bm.broom-mine.org

Harmony Falls: Where Creepers Sing, Players Scream, and Trees Do the Cha Cha Slide

bears, Bosses, Build Competitions, Cha, Clans, Competitions, CREEPERS, dragons, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Falls, GLADIATOR, griffins, Harmony, Hide and seek, MCMMO, Murder Mystery, Pets, Players, Quests, RPG, scream, sing, Skills, slide, smp, Tournaments, Towny, Trees

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5169	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Server Details
Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls:

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

Proximity Voice Chat
PvE & PvP
Bosses/Dungeons
Pets
RPG Elements
Events

Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

So, what are you waiting for? Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your journey like never before!

Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

See you in Harmony Falls

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls?	No, PvP is optional and can be toggled on or off within the server.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, Harmony Falls hosts events, tournaments, and competitions with prizes. Examples include hide and seek tournaments, murder mystery, and build competitions.
Can I create my own town on the server?	Yes, players can build their own towns/clans, establish relations with others, and trade or engage in PvP.
Are there any plans for additional features on Harmony Falls?	Yes, the server is constantly updating and adding new content, such as new bosses, dungeons, and pets.

Mine2Craft – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, d2g, Datdota, DING DING DING, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Mine2Craft, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, twitter, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the Macarena. It was a place where the laws of physics were merely a suggestion and the only limit was your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to legendary treasures, secret dungeons, and a hidden village where villagers throw the wildest parties. Rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you might even find the fabled Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant you three wishes (and unlimited diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, blockheads!

JustedSteve Minecraft SMP

Character, conscientious, Equitable, ETHICAL, fair, Fiction, honorable, JustedSteve, Justice, Lawful, Literature, Minecraft, moral compass, morally upright, most justed, Noble, Principled, Protagonist, right-minded, Righteousness, smp, upstanding, Virtuous

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	33
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all the memelords and pranksters out there! Join us and witness the most JUSTED character in all of fiction wreak havoc on our server.

Rumor has it that this character once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time they pranked the admin by replacing all the diamonds with dirt blocks!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can keep up with the chaos. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!

Mom’s Funeral Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping, dad, Decision making, Emotional support, family, Funeral, Grief, hotel costs, mental illness, Minecraft, moms, mourning, personal space, privacy, Respect, selfish, Server, sister, strangers

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	4186
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Farms Harvested:	889
Towns Built:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no unexpected guests staying in your room without your consent, unlike poor OP’s situation. Join us and never worry about sharing your virtual space with strangers who may or may not judge you for needing alone time. Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even need to take a walk around the block to cope – just log in and let the good times roll! So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – unless you want to bring it to our virtual world, in which case, we have popcorn ready for the show!

CraftyGrannyGriefPunch

adult child, anger, Blame, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conversation, CraftyGrannyGriefPunch, emotional trauma, Facebook message, family dynamics, God’s Plan, grandmother, healing, hurt, miscarriage, overzealous, parenting, relationship issues, religious nut, seduction

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of dealing with overzealous religious nuts in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only plan is to have fun and build amazing creations! No need to worry about unwanted conversations about God’s plan for your life, just focus on crafting and exploring in our virtual world.

Join us and leave the drama behind. Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even recreate the entire universe in blocks! Our community is filled with friendly players who are here to support you and help you forget about the craziness of the real world.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those religious nutjobs in the dust and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life at the bottom of a Minecraft cave!

ChildhoodTraumaMinecraftSMP

childhood memories, childhood trauma, childhood wounds, ChildhoodTraumaMinecraftSMP, coping mechanisms, deep-seated trauma, emotional baggage, emotional scars, healing journey, Inner Demons, lasting effects, Long-term impact, mental health, overcoming adversity, personal growth, psychological damage, Self Discovery, self reflection, Therapy, traumatic experience, unresolved issues

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to make your childhood traumas disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as messed up as you are.

Ever been traumatized by a chicken pecking you to death in your early Minecraft days? Well, fear not, because on our server, chickens are banned and replaced with adorable, harmless bunnies. No more PTSD flashbacks every time you see a feathered friend!

Remember that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, losing all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a strict “no lava” policy. You can dig to your heart’s content without fear of burning to a crisp.

And let’s not forget about that one time you built a beautiful house, only for it to be blown up by a sneaky creeper. Well, on our server, creepers are equipped with party hats and confetti cannons, turning their explosions into a festive celebration.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where we turn your childhood traumas into hilarious anecdotes and create a safe space for all your gaming needs. Who knew therapy could be this fun?

CraftyTruthsMC

acceptance, bittersweet, CraftyTruthsMC, depression, Despair, emotions, existentialism, Grief, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, inevitability, Life, Loneliness, Loss, mortality, Pain, Reality, Sadness, Struggle, Suffering, Truth

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures you could ever imagine.

Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your personal guide through the server. As you explore, you come across a village of friendly llamas who challenge you to a dance-off to prove your worthiness.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Deep in the mines, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of singing creepers. And if you can impress them with your dance moves, they’ll give you access to their hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!