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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6988 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 250 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?