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DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP

America, CONSERVATIVE, current events, debate, Democracy, Democrat, dft, Diamond, donald trump, election, Farming, Government, liberal, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, News, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, TEAM, trump, Usa, Voting

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

CakeBlock Minecraft Server

appreciation, Backlash, baking, baking projects, Birthday Party, cake decorating, CakeBlock, cakes, Effort, Events, Friends, Frustration, Guilt, homemade cakes, kids birthday, love baking, Minecraft, selfish, Server, special occasion, store-bought, taken for granted

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of baking cakes for ungrateful friends who don’t appreciate your culinary masterpieces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and unleash your baking skills in a virtual world where your cakes will always be met with praise and admiration. No more tears over rejected cakes or ungrateful friends – here, every slice is a slice of heaven!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret recipe for a cake that grants you superpowers in the game. Imagine flying through the pixelated skies or shooting fireballs from your fingertips, all thanks to your baking prowess!

So come on over and join us on this sweet adventure where your cakes are always the star of the show. Don’t let those ungrateful friends bring you down – rise up and conquer the baking world in our Minecraft server!

NormalButWeirdMCSMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	3428
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to explore a secret underground base filled with talking cows who are plotting to take over the server? Or how about joining a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes but also has a tendency to explode?

If you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCrepesAndCaves

avocado toast, bagel and lox, Breakfast, breakfast burrito, breakfast ideas, breakfast sandwich, brunch, CraftyCrepesAndCaves, crepes, favorite dish, Food, French toast, frittata, granola, hash browns, non-traditional, oatmeal, PANCAKES, smoothie bowl, waffles, yogurt parfait

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7788
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimension Hops:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring breakfast options in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of breakfast dishes that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! From pancake towers taller than the Eiffel Tower to waffle sandwiches stuffed with diamond-encrusted butter, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of cooking up the most delectable breakfast feasts you’ve ever laid eyes on. Rumor has it they even have a bacon waterfall that flows with maple syrup!

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and feast your way to breakfast bliss! Who needs bacon and eggs when you have diamond-studded pancakes and bacon waterfalls, am I right?

CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, cost, CraftyIsrael, Damage, Defense, Destruction, financial impact, Infrastructure, international relations, IRan attack, Israel, long tail tag, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attack, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, tens of millions, War

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Void Armor Forged:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and break stuff and just go crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro.

like, imagine this: u join the server and suddenly u are in the middle of a war between Iran and Israel. but get this, u are the one who has to save Israel from the attack. u gotta build defenses, gather resources, and fight off the enemy. it’s like a real-life battle but in minecraft.

and get this, if u manage to save Israel, u get rewarded with tons of diamonds and gold. like, who wouldn’t want to join a server where u can be a hero and get rich at the same time?

so come on, join the server and show everyone what u got. let’s save Israel and get rich together, bro.

NaziFlagOopsieCraft

anti-semitism, Apology, community outrage, controversy, court hearing, cultural insensitivity, Hate Speech, Inappropriate Behavior, Israeli flag, legal consequences, Nazi swastika, NaziFlagOopsieCraft, offensive display, offensive symbol, public apology, regretful actions, restaurateur, social media backlash, Sydney, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

EarthCube

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival Games, Towny, Towny Factions Earth Map Community Building Minecraft sports Siege wars Survival PvP Economy Minigames Custom plugins Quests Exploration Roleplay Dungeons Magic Clans Events Crafting, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ores Mined:	4532
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

EarthCube is a Towny/Fractions server on a Earth Map! The community here is active and there is never ending fun with building, mc sports, and siege wars!.

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Game Freak Data Heist Minecraft Server

1TB data stolen, cyber attack, cyber security incident, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data, data breach, data breach news, data leak, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, data theft, digital theft, Freak, Game, game freak, Game Freak breach, gaming industry cyber attack, Hacker, HACKING, heist, Information Security, Minecraft, Server, stolen data

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	181
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with endless amounts of space? Well, look no further because our server only has 50GB of space for you to build and explore! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a top-secret government base and we can’t risk sharing too much information with the public. Join us for the thrill of living on the edge of server space limitations!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly. He’s been known to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a friendly hug instead of blowing them up. It’s a real blast!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who are not afraid to peck you to death if you try to steal their shiny loot.

So come join us on our limited space, haunted, treasure-filled Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens.

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

away, can’t, consequences, Frustration, getting, he, IT, Justice, Keep, long tail tags: accountability, Minecraft, repeated behavior, smp, with

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3250	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

OpinionCraft: BF Edition

aita, arrested, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, brother, Communication, Conflict, cordial, Decision making, disregarding, driving by, DWI charge, Edition, opinion, OpinionCraft, Pick up, relationship, Respect, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mines Excavated:	1967	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Void Gems Collected:	32	Gods Slained:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and outrageous stories that will make your head spin.

We’ve got scandalous love triangles, intense rivalries, and unexpected alliances that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs soap operas when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold in real-time?

Plus, with our unique gameplay features and crazy events, you’ll never have a dull moment. Build your own drama-filled kingdom, form alliances with other players, or start a war that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server – unless you want to spill the tea in the chat!