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EldenCraft – /erg/ Minecraft Server

486218761, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, Dead, elden ring, EldenCraft, ERG, Google spreadsheets, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Main information document, map genie, Minecraft, patch notes, Rentry, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join our server for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can team up with your friends to take on epic bosses and conquer dungeons filled with loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest patch includes new features like horseback combat and flying mounts, so you can ride into battle in style.

And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry! Our interactive map will guide you through every corner of the world, so you’ll never be stranded again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the group password “ergDead” to unlock exclusive content and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

TechyCraft2021

ai, biotechnology, Breakthrough, Cutting Edge, data science, Development, discovery, Fascinating, genetic engineering, innovation, machine learning, nanotechnology, quantum computing, recent, renewable energy, research, robotics, scientific advancement, space exploration, technological advancement, TechyCraft2021

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Have you heard of the latest scientific discovery that allows you to turn your Minecraft character into a real-life superhero? Well, on our server, we’ve harnessed this technology to give all our players superpowers! Imagine flying through the virtual skies, shooting fireballs from your hands, or even turning invisible to prank your friends. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero!

CraftyMuseveniJailbreak

African politics, authoritarian regime, Censorship, CraftyMuseveniJailbreak, digital rights, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, insulting, jailed, Legal System, online activism, Political Criticism, political dissent, president, six years, social justice, social media, social media influencer, TikToker, uganda, Yoweri Museveni

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Join this epic Minecraft server where we have a secret underground base filled with dancing Ugandan TikTokers who got jailed for making fun of the president! Build your own cell and try to escape before the guards catch you! Will you be able to survive the wrath of President Yoweri Museveni and his army of angry chickens? Join now for a chance to become the ultimate meme lord of the server!

ChubbySantaChimneyClimb

annual visit, chimney, chimney entry, chimney exit, christmas, christmas eve, ChubbySantaChimneyClimb, Festive, festive treats, gift giver, Gifts, holiday, holiday tradition, jolly, milk and cookies, north pole, reindeer, santa, Santa Claus, Sleigh, tradition

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

join our epic minecraft server where santa is the ultimate boss battle! he’s tired of only getting milk and cookies, so now he’s on a rampage, trying to take over the entire world of minecraft! fight off his army of evil elves and save christmas before it’s too late!

but that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden dungeon where you can find the legendary candy cane sword, the only weapon capable of defeating santa and restoring peace to the land. gather your friends and embark on this epic quest to save christmas and become the ultimate hero of the server!

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant snowman that roams the server, crushing anyone who dares to challenge him. but if you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and epic treasures that will make you the envy of all your fellow players.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on the craziest, most festive adventure of your minecraft life! but be warned – santa is watching, and he’s not happy about being left out of the fun.

HighwayJerk Minecraft Server

AMA, blow my load, cars passing, cheers, drinks, exhibitionism, FREEWAYS, HighwayJerk, honks, jerking off, Minecraft, never been arrested, people staring, public masturbation, risky behavior, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	New Chunks Explored:	895514
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Look no further than our server, where we encourage all kinds of unconventional activities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own highway rest stop, complete with a special “entertainment” area for all your needs. Get ready for a wild ride as you interact with other players who share your unique interests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Honk and Cheer” event, where players compete to see who can get the most attention from passing cars. Will you be the next champion?

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner exhibitionist run wild. Just make sure to watch out for any pesky cops – they just don’t understand the true beauty of highway jerking.

MagicLanternMC – Unleash the magic on our Minecraft server!

Carnivore (DCS1000), CIPAV, Cyber Security, data collection, digital forensics, electronic surveillance, FBI surveillance, government surveillance, hacking tools, law enforcement tools, Magic, MAGIC LANTERN, MagicLanternMC, Minecraft, privacy concerns, privacy invasion, privacy violations, Server, Spyware, surveillance laws, surveillance software, surveillance techniques, Surveillance technology, surveillance technology advancements, Unleash

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more secrets than the government! Ever heard of Magic Lantern, CIPAV, and Carnivore (DCS1000)? Well, on our server, we’ve got them all and more! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind these mysterious programs and maybe even use them to your advantage in the game.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their snouts. You won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, talking pigs, and maybe even a few government agents trying to shut us down. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover on our server!

WeddingWreckersMC

bride, bridesmaid drama, cousin drama, Cultural differences, Elopement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, rude cousin, snitching, traditional wedding, video evidence, wedding canceled, wedding cancellation, wedding celebrations, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingWreckersMC

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, wedding cancellations, and epic snitching moments!

Picture this: Uncle Jay is set to marry shy Mel, who just wants a low-key wedding. But hold up, here comes Aunt Amanda with her big wedding dreams. Cue the bridesmaid drama with cousin Leti, who’s basically a walking, talking insult machine towards poor Mel.

But fear not, because our server is here to provide you with all the juicy gossip and family drama you could ever want. Witness the epic showdown between Mel and Leti, complete with video evidence of Leti talking major smack. And don’t forget the moment when OP swoops in with the ultimate snitch move, causing chaos and tears all around.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, come join us! Just beware of Leti and her snitch-hating ways – you never know when the next family feud will break out.

KharkivCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

current events, eastern europe, european security, failed attack, failed invasion, failed offensive, failed operation, global conflict, international relations, Kharkiv region, KharkivCraft, military aggression, military conflict, military strategy, political tension, Revenge, Russian offensive, ukraine conflict, war crisis, world news, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally epic and full of crazy adventures? well, do i have the server for u! picture this: u log on and u immediately get thrown into a world where u have to fight off a russian offensive in the kharkiv region. but, like, don’t worry, cuz president zelenskyy is there to help u out! join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of ur life. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u could ever dream of. so, what r u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s kick some russian butt together!

CraftyBookmarks

Access, Bookmark, browser, convenience, CraftyBookmarks, Digital, Effective, efficiency, Favorite, internet, organization, Physical, productivity, reading, Resources, Save, Simple, Technology, Time, Tools, Website

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread, man. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, the most epic adventures and stuff. like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and everyone had to fight them off with, like, diamond swords and stuff. it was, like, insane, man.

and, like, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of weirdos you’ll ever meet. we all, like, build crazy castles and roller coasters and stuff. one time, someone built a giant toilet just for fun. it was, like, hilarious, man.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, we have, like, weekly treasure hunts where you can find, like, rare loot and stuff. one time, someone found a diamond block in a hidden cave and everyone was, like, freaking out. it was, like, the best day ever, man.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and meet some awesome peeps, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best decision you’ll ever make. trust me, bro.

Family Fail Minecraft Server

black sheep, burden, comparison, Disappointment, Expectations, Fail, Failure, family, Guilt, inadequacy, let down, low self-esteem, Minecraft, misunderstood, negative self-image, outcast, PRESSURE, self-doubt, Server, shame, Struggling, underachiever, unworthy

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	700483
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of being the black sheep of your family? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, being a failure is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to live up to your family’s expectations. Build a house that constantly collapses, mine for diamonds only to accidentally throw them in lava, and fail spectacularly at every PvP battle. Embrace your inner failure and join us today!