| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9082 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5645 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8441 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Votes: | 5744 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
1. Our server is literally run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players. Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want to ride a dragon? Easy peasy, just ask the unicorns!
2. We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fierce wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land spreading joy and explosions wherever he goes. Join forces with him and you’ll be unstoppable!
4. We host weekly building competitions where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. Trust me, it’s a clucking good time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s smile together in this wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9756 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Rumor has it that the winner of our next tournament will be granted the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Yes, you heard that right – you could be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle, all thanks to your mad Minecraft skills.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and become the wealthiest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 4011 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8724 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Forget about researching for hours, just jump into the game and let your arguments do the talking. And hey, if you catch someone using AI to win debates, call them out and earn an extra vote for the real showdown.
Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history through epic Minecraft battles? Join now and show off your debate skills in the most outrageous way possible!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5012 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
Embark on a quest to find alone time with your baby brother, amidst the chaos of his partner moving in without your knowledge and the impending arrival of a new baby. Will you be able to carve out a moment for a heart-to-heart chat before the baby zombie invasion begins?
Experience the thrill of trying to connect with your brother while his partner insists on being part of every adventure. Will you be able to navigate through the maze of family dynamics and create a bond stronger than a nether fortress?
Join us on this server where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions and emotions run higher than a tower of scaffolding. Who needs diamonds when you have the drama of family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end?
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8319 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Join our server and show off your bling while battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you’ll be the envy of all your friends when they see you strutting around in your shiny diamond armor. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fashion warfare begin!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4523 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 4532 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2576 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 8715 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 4922 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 4929 |
Our visual system be workin’ overtime tryna process all da crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server. We got so much detail and action goin’ on, it’s like a movie playin’ in front of your eyes!
Come join us and experience the wildest ride of your life! Who needs reality when you got our server to blow your mind? So what you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready for a visual overload like never before!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9587 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 |
| Animals Bred: | 146 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Join us on our server and experience the epic adventures of Steve, a white male protagonist, and Ming-Ming, an Asian female co-protagonist, as they journey through pixelated worlds in search of the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny.
But beware, the evil Villager King is always lurking around the corner, ready to steal your diamonds and turn them into questionable fashion choices. Will you be able to defeat him and save the day?
So why settle for the same old boring character choices in other games when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!
