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Pee-Inducing Beats Minecraft Server

(Audio), Absurd, AI Generated music, Artificial Intelligence, beats, BIZARRE, Bob Dole, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, Music, Parody, PeeInducing, piss yourself, Ridiculous, satire, Server, strange, Technology, weird

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5747
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Crops Grown:	4689
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	132	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Buildings Constructed:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us at https://audio.com/bob-dole for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a magical land filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of llamas as they race through obstacle courses, participate in epic battles against armies of evil chickens, and even build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at https://audio.com/bob-dole and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CommieCraft: Where Russians Build Statues and Creepers Explode!

BUILD, commemoration, CommieCraft, controversial, Country, CREEPERS, culture, Diplomacy, explode, foreign influence, global presence, History, international relations, landmarks, Monuments, nationalism, political statements, pride, public art, russians, sculpture, Statues, Symbolism, tradition

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only statues you see are of Steve and his trusty pig? Well, come join us on our server where we have a whole army of Russian statues standing guard! From Putin to Babushka, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Palace, where all your wildest potato dreams come true. Want to ride a potato unicorn? Done. Want to swim in a pool of mashed potatoes? We got you covered. The Potato Palace is the place to be for all your starchy needs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas? That’s right, these llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Russian statue or ride into battle on the back of a ninja llama. The possibilities are endless!

Gender Bender Craft: Where you can switch characters and swap genders for a hilarious gaming experience!

Bender, Character customization, Character development, Characters, Craft, Experience, game design, Gaming, gaming culture, gender, gender change, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Genders, hilarious, Immersion, Inclusivity, LGBT representation, Mods, narrative choices, player agency, social commentary, societal expectations, Swap, Switch, Transgender, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Emeralds Found:	7672	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one acknowledges your character’s gender fluidity? Look no further, because on our server, everyone will notice and comment on your ever-changing gender! Whether you’re a male one day and a female the next, our players will be sure to give you the recognition you deserve. Join now for a truly immersive and inclusive gaming experience like no other!

BootyCraft: Where half the players base their world view on butts and the other half just build cool stuff!

base, BootyCraft, BUILD, butt sex, Butts, controversial beliefs, controversial opinions, Cool, cultural influences, divisive topics, infanticide, lesbians, lgbtq rights, Moral values, Players, political ideologies, political views, public opinion, reproductive rights, sexual orientation, sexual preferences, Social Issues, societal norms, Stuff, United States voters, view, voting behavior, world, world view

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1104
Astral Projections Made:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where half of the United States voters base their world view on butt sex, lesbians, and infanticide! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that is so open-minded and accepting of all things controversial?

We have epic build battles where you can create your own butt sex-themed castle or lesbian village. And don’t forget about our weekly infanticide tournaments, where you can show off your PvP skills while defending or attacking the baby mobs.

Join us for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that a virtual world could be so wild and wacky? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild!

Anon’s Blocky Paradise: Where You Can Finally Let Loose and Relieve Yourself in Style!

Anon, Anons, bathroom break, blocky, calm down, Chill out, decompress, Escape, Finally, here you go, Loose, me time, mental health, Paradise, Peace of mind, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, Relieve, relieve yourself, self-care, self-soothe, stress relief, Style, take a break, these, Tranquility, unwind, wellness

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Towns Built:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3491
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobs Become Pros (and ESL is welcome!)

acquitted, american football, Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, crime, criminal case, esl, Guilty, Infamous, Innocence, justice system, Legal System, McCraftface, media frenzy, murder trial, Noobs, OJ Simpson, Pros, public opinion, racial tensions, societal impact, trial, Verdict

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ores Mined:	6443
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even OJ Simpson himself would be confused about what’s right and wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like OJ’s infamous car chase.

Our server is so crazy, even OJ himself would be scratching his head trying to figure out what’s going on. Build your own virtual courtroom and hold epic trials with your friends, or embark on a quest to find the real killer (spoiler alert: it was the creeper all along).

So come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun! OJ Simpson may not know who he is, but you’ll definitely know you made the right choice by joining us.

Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

#youtube, ASP, BIRTHDAYS, booru, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, Crafty, discussion, ducks, indie, ips, japanese, koikatsu cards, Language, large indies global, lig, lols, Love Edition, Minecraft, Numbers, OC material, Oshi, Previous thread, Russian, Shill, Streamers, Swarm, Talents, Threshold, tiermaker, twitch, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, Vip, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtubers, youtube equivalent

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Magic Items Found:	7890
Star Shards Collected:	295	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the Love Edition Minecraft server! Looking for some indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers to simp for? Well, look no further because we’ve got the VIP section for all you high rollers out there.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. Check out our leaderboard of top indie vtubers, including the likes of VedaL987, Shylily, and Bao.

And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers trying to sneak in, as long as they don’t own the talents IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re fair game.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Twitch Clips Guides, VOD Archival Guides, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep you in the loop. Plus, who can forget about the ducks on DashDucks’ stream?

So come join us on this wild adventure of indie vtubers, crazy clips, and maybe even a little bit of SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. See you on the server, where the virtual fun never stops!

Peterson’s Troll Smackdown: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, comment section, cowards, deplorables, dissent, Edgy, fantasizes, Hostile, hurt, hurting, internet daddy, Jordan Peterson, Minecraft, Petersons, political ramifications, rejection, slap, SmackDown, Threats, troll, Trolls, turn to, Unhinged

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8283
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8931
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of internet daddy issues? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for edgy anonymous cowards like ourselves to come together and build some epic virtual worlds!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while avoiding the political ramifications of internet drama. Our community is filled with like-minded deplorables who just want to have a good time without worrying about getting slapped by our internet daddy.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs internet daddy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with his unhinged fantasies.

CraftyBagelz – Mining, Crafting, and Memes Galore! #5105

4koma, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Crafting, CraftyBagelz, Events, Friends, Galore, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Mining, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Updates

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against Gregorius, the heavy armor-wearing menace who’s been terrorizing players with his indoor antics. Take on the Fury of Set in a limit break assault that will leave you questioning your sanity. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, but chaos is inevitable.

But that’s not all! We have events like the SCHALE Settlement Task with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate the treacherous waters of high school politics. And who could forget the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll learn the true meaning of noodles and friendship.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Lowkey Lefty Lads Minecraft Madness

Behavior, Communication, culture, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, internet, Keyboard, Lads, Language, Leftist, lefty, Lowercase, Lowkey, madness, Males, Masculinity, Minecraft, ONLINE, Perception, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Typing, writing style

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone types like they’re writing a formal letter? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you lowercase-loving leftists out there! Join us for a wild ride where grammar rules are thrown out the window and lowercase letters reign supreme.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary lowercase warrior, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players who dare to type in uppercase. Rumor has it that if you catch a glimpse of this elusive being, your typing skills will improve tenfold and you’ll never accidentally hit the caps lock key again.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the lowercase lifestyle. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the lowercase warrior and embark on epic quests to rid the world of uppercase tyranny. It’s lowercase or bust, baby!