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RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Magic Items Found:	3645
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
New Chunks Explored:	346519	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, dicked around, ease of transport, ethnostate, hillbillies, homogenous, large bodies of water, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Ostriches, powerful empires, re-tart, sand-head, Server, superior, Trade, White

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

achievement, aftermath, BeryL, Berylbros, bros, Competition, Conclusion, Contest, dust, dust settled, end result, Final Result, Minecraft, now.., outcome, Reflection, resolution, satisfaction, Settlers, settling scores, smp, success, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WIN

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Votes:	5604
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	107
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	215

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2384	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	71	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Void Gems Collected:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!