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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 229 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4353 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the US government is shook. They think we’re gonna start a missile transfer operation with Iran and Russia. Like, can you imagine? We’re just here building pixelated castles and they’re thinking we’re plotting world domination.
So come join us and be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while mining for diamonds. YOLO, amirite?