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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 1016 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 2043 |
Farms Harvested: | 781 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 51 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7183 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).