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Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Void Armor Forged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1118
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

Water Polo Girls Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary water polo tournament, where players must battle it out in the water while wearing nothing but their birthday suits. Why, you ask? Because it’s scientifically proven that playing water polo half naked increases your chances of finding rare loot in the game. Don’t question it, just dive in and start splashing around!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server – just be prepared for anything and everything!

ToddlerTangoCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your own family? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family drama instead!

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations, just like this mom who invited her in-laws to her daughter’s dance recital without asking her husband first. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate a virtual dance recital with angry grandparents and a crying toddler – it’s sure to be a hilarious disaster!

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and create your own outrageous stories to share with your friends. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

RedFlagRadar Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the quirky, offbeat players out there!

Join us if you can spot a ‘red flag’ in a person faster than a creeper can blow up your base! We’re talking about those players who stack their dirt blocks in a weird pattern or always wear mismatched armor – you know, the real oddballs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From a secret underground village of llamas to a haunted mansion filled with mischievous villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and laugh your way through epic quests and hilarious mishaps, join us today! Just remember, the crazier, the better!

CraftyHabitBreaker

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens! These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and wheat, so saddle up and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you in stitches, come join us and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky evil chickens – they’re always up to no good!

PutinBdayWishCamKids

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we force u to send birthday wishes to putin on camera!! it’s like a russian school but way more fun cuz u get to build stuff and fight zombies instead of doing boring schoolwork. plus, putin might even give u a shoutout on his next birthday speech!! who wouldn’t want that kind of clout?? join now and be part of the most insane birthday celebration ever!! 🎉🎈🎂 #putinbdaybash

CoronaCraft: Where even creepers are social distancing! Join us for some quarantined fun on a survival journey!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3252	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

CoronaCraft Server Overview

Server Age	4 years old
Current Season	January – Present
World Border	Expanded for 1.21 update

Server Features

Custom Advancements
Expansive Shopping District
Proximity Voice Chat In-game
Server Events
Custom Roles
Server perks for donors
Friendly and helpful community
Community Projects all the time
Giveaways
24/7 Server Uptime
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads
Crafting Tweaks

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the server?

You can check out our website at https://www.coronacraft.cc/ or join our discord at https://discord.gg/pGQ6hjaYPj to join the server.

Is the server friendly to content creators and technical players?

Yes, the server is content-creator and technical player friendly. If you stream/make videos or make large technical farms, this is the place for you!

Are there any server perks for donors?

Yes, there are server perks for donors which provide additional benefits while playing on the server.

Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can summon giant chickens to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his moves are as deadly as his chicken minions!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Island, where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, wacky, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this zany world. Spread this message far and wide and support it – you won’t regret it!

Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.