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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4530 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 107 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2982 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
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So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.