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BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

2021, bar, BlockyCancerCare, cancer detection, cancer screenings, full, government programs, health, health care system costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare economics, healthcare expenses, healthcare finance., healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare spending, healthcare statistics, medicaid, medical costs, medicare, private insurance, uninsured persons, united states

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ores Mined:	8321
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!

MyLittleServer Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, MyLittleServer, OWNER, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

The owner of the server “MyLittleServer” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

89.248.193.185:30145

Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

apply, Community, Discord, Enival, Explore, Friendly, java, Mods, New server, no-tp, PRETEND, proximity chat, Qol, QoL mods, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smooth gameplay, smp, Suggestions, Trust, trust-based, Votes, Whitelist, world, World Map

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQs

Q: How can I join Enival server?

A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please check the rules channel on Discord for the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Please be respectful of other players’ builds.

RogueCraft Minecraft Server

game balance, game community, game design, game design decisions, game developers, game development, game development process, game features, game fixes, game improvement, Game Mechanics, game mechanics overhaul, game patches, game redesigns, game ruining, game updates, indie games, Minecraft, player feedback, RogueCraft, roguelike, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	368246
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Astral Projections Made:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Farms Harvested:	610

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

Aaron Rodgers, agent, anonymous quote, Antonio Pierce, Bengals, bills, boyle, Brett Favre, congressional hearing, dolphins, Edition, Go Bills, Haason Reddick, huntley, Jack Jones, knee injury, Minecraft, MNF, NFL, Parkinson’s diagnosis, QB, smp, Thompson, titans, Trent Brown, Uncertain

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

ParentFavMinecraftServer

Argument, bank account, Birthday, CAR, clothes, facebook, family dynamics, favoritism, marketplace, middle child, MONEY, Necklace, ParentFavMinecraftServer, parents, School, Shoes, Siblings, sports, unfair treatment, Xbox, Yelling

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Potions Brewed:	57
Ores Mined:	4128	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual paradise where you are the ruler of your own destiny!

On our server, you can create epic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a secret underground lair to hide from your annoying siblings. No more fighting over who gets the last cookie or who gets to use the TV remote – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Plus, we have a special feature that allows you to earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Use this money to buy virtual cars, phones, and even shiny necklaces for yourself – no more relying on your parents to buy you things!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your real life. Who needs a car for your 16th birthday when you can build a virtual one in Minecraft? Let’s escape reality and have some lolzy fun together!

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Emeralds Found:	8442	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

bewildering concepts, bewildering truths, cognitive dissonance, Common Knowledge, confusion, enigmatic knowledge, ignorance, IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP, lack of understanding, misconceptions, Misinformation, mysterious beliefs, perplexing concepts, perplexing truths, perplexity, puzzling facts, puzzling ideas, societal beliefs, surprising facts, surprising misunderstandings, unexpected knowledge

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4981	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crops Grown:	6657
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

alarm clock woes, back to reality, blocky, coffee needed, DREAD, early mornings, Escape, long day ahead, Monday blues, Monday dread, Monday struggles, MondayCraft, need more sleep, not ready for Monday, sleepy, start of the week, stressful week ahead, tired, Ultimate, unmotivated, weekend over, wish it was Friday, workweek.

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crops Grown:	2825
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Ukraine, UN, united nations, War, Zelensky

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar