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Chunky Minecraft SMP Lad

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP server and escape the clutches of the fat sack of shit! We offer a sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without the constant bombardment of baby gorilla podcasts. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about Patreon pages and Twitch streams. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only fat sacks of shit are the ones we build out of blocks!

———– HixeLand ———– Griefersky Server Minecraft server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

The owner of the server “———- HixeLand ———– Griefersky Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

144.76.124.84:25735

Jean’s Cheating Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, consequences, faithfulness, fidelity, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, Jean, Jeans, love, loyalty, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, Nadia, relationship, Respect, Server, Trust

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we answer life’s burning questions like “Would Jean allow Nadia to cheat on him after they were married?” Join us and find out in our exclusive role-playing scenario where you can witness the drama unfold in pixelated glory!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a tiny sword.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama, chicken jousting, and underground dance parties. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Trump’s Minecraft SMP Adventures with Epstein

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where we uncover the truth behind Trump’s secret life as a Minecraft player! Rumor has it that he built a secret underground base to hide his involvement in Epstein’s pedophilia ring. Can you help us find the evidence and bring justice to the virtual world? Join now for a chance to uncover the scandal of the century and maybe even earn some diamond blocks along the way!

Jerk Off Minecraft Server

Decision making, Dilemma, inner conflict, inner debate, Jerk, jerk off, Masturbation, Minecraft, personal choice, Release, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-control, Server, sexual desire, sexual release, solo play, temptation, urge

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only question you’ll be asking yourself is whether to mine for diamonds or jerk off in a virtual world. But fear not, because on this server, you can do both at the same time!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen while wearing nothing but a banana suit. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch as unicorns frolic in your pixelated gardens.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Limbus Company General Minecraft SMP #2208

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	5285
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Season 5 – Oblivion is here, and things are getting wilder than ever before.

Join us as we explore Mirror Dungeons that will make your head spin – from the Mirror of the Wuthering to the Mirror of the Dreaming, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you.

But that’s not all! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience a ride like no other. And don’t forget about the upcoming event, The 5th Walpurgisnacht – Full-Stopped By A Bullet. Trust us, you won’t want to miss it.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the upcoming extractions like the Devyat’ North Section 3 Sinclair or the E.G.O Asymmetrical Inertia Heathcliff? It’s going to be a blast, we promise.

And for all you EGO and Sinner enthusiasts out there, we’ve got all the info you need on our official site and Twitter. Plus, don’t forget to check out our useful resources and general guides to help you navigate this crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. See you in the chaos!

Blocky Anime Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, asian, blocky, controversial, criticism, culture, Diversity, hate, japanese girls, Minecraft, online drama, opinion, reaction, relationships, Server, social media, society, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral, Women, WTF

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4237
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly group of llamas who will guide you through the magical land of pixelated wonders.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to get rich quick? Just follow the clucks and you’ll be rolling in bling in no time.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and maybe even challenge the dragon to a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Trash Talker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Towns Built:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a llama fashion show. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond banana that grants you the power to turn all the sheep on the server into disco-dancing unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

Bring back the Lexus

Adventure, amazing prizes, Challenging progress, Community Events, constant updates, dynamic-environment, Earth, Economy, Exciting Experience, Exclusive Rewards, favorite destination, Join Our Community, legend, MCMMO, Minecraft Lovers, Possibilities, Rankup, Roleplay, server ip, Special Events, Survival, Survival Games, unique mechanics, Vanilla, Version 1.8

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	278	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Welcome to RedeLexus! Our server is the perfect choice for anyone looking for a unique and exciting Minecraft experience. We are constantly working to offer a fun and dynamic environment for RankUP and Survival players, always full of new features for you to explore and have fun!

What will you find at RedeLexus?

RankUP: Challenging progress with innovative systems, exclusive rewards and lots of excitement as you level up. Survival: Personalized survival with new features, special items and unique mechanics that will transform your gameplay. Constant Updates: Always adding new features to keep the experience fresh and interesting. Special Events: Participate in competitions, challenges and community events to win amazing prizes! Compatible with versions 1.8+: Connect with your favorite version and start your adventure right now! Server IP: redelexus.com | port: 19132 Join our community and discover why we are the favorite destination for Minecraft lovers. Come play at RedeLexus and become a legend in our world full of possibilities!

Join now and start your journey!

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FartCraft

action-packed, Adventure, Anarchy, Base Defense, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, competitive, customizable kits, Economy, FartCraft, Fun, Growing Community, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, MiniVerse, Parkour, PvP, smp, Survival, team-based

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	263	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Votes:	4595	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Dive into a world of endless fun, challenges, and adventures! Whether you’re a casual player or a competitive spirit, Miniverse has something for everyone:

KitPvP: Battle it out in adrenaline-pumping PvP arenas with customizable kits to suit your style! SMP: Explore, build, and survive in a thriving survival world with a friendly community. Parkour: Test your skills and conquer challenging parkour courses designed to push you to the limit! Bedwars: Team up or go solo in fast-paced Bedwars matches. Defend your base and destroy the competition! Minigames: Enjoy a variety of unique, action-packed minigames for hours of entertainment!

Join now and be part of a growing community where fun never ends. Whether you’re here to conquer, create, or compete, Miniverse is the perfect place to call home! Adventure awaits—are you ready?

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