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Pixelated Pandemonium: Life’s a Blur 2016

2016, BLUR, busy, chaotic, constant motion, exhaustion, fast-moving, Fast-paced, hectic, hectic schedule, Life, Lifes, never ending, nonstop, overwhelmed, OVERWHELMING, Pandemonium, pixelated, rapid changes, stress, time flies, Time management, WHIRLWIND

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Votes:	7140
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Life has been a complete blur since 2016, but on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Join us for epic battles with zombie llamas and creeper chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your own fortress made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive unicorn villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And don’t forget to visit the disco cave where the party never stops and the music is always blasting.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, your life will never be the same after stepping foot on our server!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Divine Spears Created:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Zombie Dances:	1	Ores Mined:	3864
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Crops Grown:	4145
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2997
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	157	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	447	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!