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FedexDriverSuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9623
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you a workout while you play? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of carrying 60lb dumbbells up a virtual driveway while dodging angry FedEx delivery guys! It’s the only server where you can build and fight your way to victory while also getting ripped in the process. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show that FedEx guy who’s boss!

Casualty Crew Minecraft SMP

Accidents, Adrenaline, bets, BETTING, car casualties, casualty, Competition, crashes, CREW, drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, f1, Formula 1, gambling, Grand Prix, high risk, Minecraft, motorsport, predictions, Race Team, Racing, smp, sports, Teams

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Join now and place your bets on who will be the next player to accidentally blow up their own house with TNT, or who will be the first to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into the sunset. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CringeCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Villages Defended:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, forget about that because on our Minecraft server, you can create epic builds and battle it out with other players to become the ultimate ruler of the land! Join us and make new memories that will make your old embarrassing ones seem like a walk in the park. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust!

PangolinPillageCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have more excitement than nigerian authorities seizing pangolin scales! we got so much fun, you’ll be arrested for trafficking in good times! build your own pangolin sanctuary and protect those cute little guys from the evil poachers. but watch out, there’s a major suspect on the loose trying to steal all the pangolins for himself. team up with other players to take him down and save the day! join now for a wild adventure like no other!

NoFear News Server

CLICKBAIT, critical thinking, digital journalism, ethical journalism, fear-inducing articles, fear-mongering, for-profit news industry, information overload, journalism ethics, Media bias, Media influence, media literacy, media manipulation, media responsibility, News, news consumption, news cycle, nofear, public perception, readership, sensationalism, Server, social media impact

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Impatiently Patient Craft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of waiting around for things to happen on your boring old Minecraft server? Are you sick of feeling impatience creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is like a magical land where patience is a thing of the past and impatience reigns supreme. You’ll never have to wait for anything again, because everything happens instantly!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM! You’ve got a full inventory in seconds. You’re building a castle and BOOM! It’s finished before you can say “redstone.” Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft fever dream.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to impatience forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, banana, Cheating, dedicated members, diamond-based, Discord, Events, Good Vibes, Griefing, Invisible item frames, Join, Minigames, new players, Passionate players, Player Base, Plooop, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ores Mined:	8563

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Addons	Minimal (Playerheads, Armor stand editor, invisible item frames)
Economy	Diamond-based
Community	Average age in the lower 20s, but all ages welcome!
Voice Chat	Yes, we love to chat!

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Contact Plooop on Discord and join using this link.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for dedicated members who are passionate about Minecraft and follow our basic rules of no griefing or cheating.

Do you have any events or minigames on the server?

Yes, we host fun events and minigames regularly to keep the community engaged and excited.

Is the server newbie-friendly?

Yes, new players are welcome to join and explore the server with the help of our dedicated player base.

Minecraft server: Echoes of Elysium

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Towns Built:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Farms Harvested:	131	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you ain’t playin’ on this server, you’re missing out big time! We got volumes cranked up to 11, so you can hear those creepers sneaking up on you from a mile away. And let me tell ya, the PvP battles here are so intense, it’s like watching a llama fight a zombie! Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Fearful Boboid Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming dance parties instead of exploding! – The villagers have formed a secret underground society where they trade emeralds for rare enchanted items… and dance battles. – Our server owner once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. True story. – We have a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can survive the madness! Remember, the bottom is in…whatever that means.

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value love and loyalty above all else! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Need a break from friends who don’t understand your priorities? Look no further! On our server, we support each other through thick and thin, no matter how crazy the circumstances.

Imagine building a virtual world where your love for your partner shines brighter than any diamond block. Take care of your in-game loved ones and watch your relationships flourish in ways you never thought possible.

So why join our server? Because here, we don’t just play Minecraft – we live it, love it, and laugh through it all. Come be a part of our wacky community and experience a gaming experience like no other. Plus, we have virtual hugs and support for days – who needs real-life drama when you have a Minecraft family like ours?

MentalLoadMinecraft

adhd, children, coeliac, Communication, communication breakdown, Defensive, Dinner, Empathy, family dynamics, Frustration, household organizing, Marriage, Mental load, MentalLoadMinecraft, overstimulated, parenting, pasta, sulking, Support, Understanding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the mental load of motherhood better than anyone else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with chopping blocks, cooking up virtual pasta, and avoiding overstimulation at all costs.

Our server is perfect for those with AuDHD (totally not a made-up condition), as we provide a safe space to escape the chaos of real life and dive into the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who will never add to your mental load by asking unnecessary questions about pasta portions.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless, of course, you’re worried about creepers blowing up your creations, in which case, you’re on your own!