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BoomerBrews Minecraft Server

baby boomers, BoomerBrews, Boomers, casual gatherings, coffee break, coffee culture, coffee shop, coffeehouse ambiance, coffeehouse culture, Community, generation gap, hanging out, leisure time, local businesses, lounge room, meeting friends, Minecraft, neighborhood spot, personal space, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, socializing

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Void Armor Forged:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8195
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers have taken over a local coffee shop and turned it into their own personal lounge room! Join us for a wild time as we navigate through the chaos of boomer shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness boomers challenging each other to arm wrestle competitions over who gets the last pumpkin spice latte? Or see them break out into spontaneous dance parties to classic rock hits?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boomer Bingo Night, where players compete to see who can yell “BINGO!” the loudest when they fill up their card. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place during the Boomer vs. Millennial Trivia Showdown.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to dodge flying coffee cups and navigate through a sea of Hawaiian shirts. It’s a boomer bonanza you won’t want to miss!

GrannyGoneWild Minecraft Server

911, aita, ambulance, bruise, concussion, danger, Decision making, Driving, er, Fall, family, grandmother, GrannyGoneWild, head injury, Kids, medical professional, MIL, Minecraft, NICU RN, Nurse, Server, Stairs, swelling

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall down any stairs in the dark wearing a cpap! Unlike some people’s MILs, we prioritize safety first! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement – just make sure to watch your step, especially if you’re wearing a cpap.

We offer the most thrilling experiences, like navigating stairs in the dark without a cpap, driving to the ER in the middle of the night, and arguing with nurses and wives about the best course of action. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ice packs and Tylenol to go around!

Join us on this crazy journey where anything can happen – from planning a week-long visit with your MIL after a staircase mishap to debating whether or not it’s safe for your kids to ride with her. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So come on in and let the chaos begin – just remember to buckle up (or at least hold onto the railing)!

FriendZoneInheritanceWars

children, Conflict, disagreement, emotions, Estate Planning, family, finances, FriendZoneInheritanceWars, gold digger, House, inheritance choices, Logic, Marriage, notary, older kids, Spouse, stepchildren, UNFAIR, vulnerable, Will, younger kids

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Divine Spears Created:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Just like Irene and Carl’s complicated marriage, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Will you side with Irene and fight for what’s right, or will you join Carl in his quest for logical decision-making (even if it means angering your friends)?

With equal inheritance for all players (just like Carl’s plan for his kids), you’ll never have to worry about unfair treatment. But be warned, just like Carl’s older kids, there may be some players who don’t see eye to eye with you.

So, come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over virtual inheritance rights. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

BlockyBootyFartEscape

anatomy, awkward, big ass, BlockyBootyFartEscape, body function, buttocks, CHEEKS, digestion, EMBARRASSING, Escape, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Humorous, longer, Noisy, Release, Smelly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Emeralds Found:	8425	Mines Excavated:	4551

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a giant chicken with a rainbow afro! we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a hot tub made entirely of lava. our community is so friendly, they will give you free hugs and cookies made by a unicorn chef. plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so come on, join us and let your big ass cheeks take longer to let the fart escape in the most epic minecraft server of all time!

CraftyFoodiesMC

anxiety, brain changes, brain chemistry, brain structure, CraftyFoodiesMC, depression, diet quality, eating habits, Food, health, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, neuroscience, nutrition, poor diet, psychological effects, research, study, Volunteers, well-being

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9530	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE EATING A POOR QUALITY DIET BUT IN A GOOD WAY! JOIN US AND GET BRAIN CHANGES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE IN A BLOCKY WONDERLAND OF HAPPINESS! OUR 30 VOLUNTEERS HAVE ALREADY EXPERIENCED THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER AND NOW THEY CAN’T STOP BUILDING CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT! #BLOCKYHAPPINESS #ZOMBIESLOVECARROTS

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIVOK, donates, minecraft server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

l5og.vanillaboxmc.ru

Industrial Earth: Renaissance – Vanilla Roleplay meets Geopolitical Chaos

Austria, borders, Chaos, Cities, Citizens, Community, Diplomacy, Earth, Faction, Features, France, gameplay, Geopolitical, Holy Roman Empire, Industrial, Leaders, meets, Nations, new friends, ottoman empire, power struggle, Renaissance, Roleplay, russia, Sieges, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Industrial Earth Minecraft Server

Features
Dynmap
War & Diplomacy
Sieges
Roleplay
16th Century World Map
Suggestion Chat for New Features
Nations like Ottoman Empire, Austria, France, Russia, etc.
Power Struggle in the Holy Roman Empire

Join now at https://discord.gg/6W3JqmRhgr

World Map: http://212.192.29.86:25604

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I roleplay as a leader of a nation?	Yes, you can roleplay as the leader of many nations, including historical ones like Ottoman Empire, Austria, France, etc.
Are there wars and diplomacy in the server?	Yes, players can engage in wars, border clashes, diplomacy, and sieges as part of the gameplay.
Is there a world map available?	Yes, the server has a dynmap to keep track of cities, borders, and nations on the 16th-century world map.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, there is a suggestion chat where you can recommend new features to be added to the server.
What activities can I expect besides faction gameplay?	Players can also participate in other games from time to time within the community to enjoy various activities.

CraftyBiz Minecraft Server

astute entrepreneur, business acumen, business brilliance, business excellence, business genius, business mastery, Business Success, CraftyBiz, flawless business record, flawless career, flawless track record, impeccable business decisions, Minecraft, savvy businessman, Server, strategic decision making, successful entrepreneur

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magic Items Found:	5479
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Animals Bred:	30

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers run by peasants who couldn’t make a good business decision if their lives depended on it? Well, fear not, because on our server, our owner has never made a bad business move in his entire life! That’s right, he’s like the Steve Jobs of Minecraft servers, except he actually knows how to treat his players right.

Join us and experience a world where every decision is a good one, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers apologize for blowing up your house. Our owner is so good at business that he once traded a single dirt block for a stack of diamonds. True story.

So if you want to play on a server where the owner is a business genius and the players are treated like royalty, then come join us. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about making deals and building empires in the world of Minecraft.

FruitCraft: Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Blood, children, devil fruit abilities, devil fruit users, devil fruits, fruitcraft, generation, genetic transfer, genetics, Minecraft, no weaknesses, perfect being, QUIRKS, Server, transfer abilities, weaknesses

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where devil fruit abilities are taken to a whole new level! Not only do you get epic powers like shooting fireballs or turning into a giant, but you can also pass down these abilities to your Minecraft children! Imagine creating a whole family of unstoppable warriors with crazy devil fruit powers.

But wait, it gets even better. Rumor has it that if you combine certain devil fruit abilities, you can create the ultimate being with no weaknesses. Picture a Minecraft player who can fly, breathe underwater, and shoot lasers out of their eyes. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and see what kind of genetic madness you can create with devil fruit powers. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to unlock the secret to breeding the perfect Minecraft warrior. See you in the game!

ShedLifeMIL_NOPE

95 degrees, caring wife, Dangerous, Daughters, disability, extension cord, Fan, feasibility, homelessness, insulation, lack of space, lack of ventilation, Legality, mother-in-law, psychological issues, relative living, rent chip-in, shed living, ShedLifeMIL_NOPE, small house, texas

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Buildings Constructed:	40
Players Killed by Monsters:	4618	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the Texas heat and turn sheds into luxurious living spaces! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge as you try to make your shed home cozy and comfortable, just like our player’s mother-in-law.

With no electricity or insulation, you’ll have to get creative with extension cords and fans to beat the heat. But don’t worry, our community is here to support you and your shed-dwelling dreams.

Who needs a fancy house when you can live in a shed with all the rustic charm and ventilation issues you could ever want? Join now and show off your survival skills in the most outrageous way possible!