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EconomySMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

economysmp.hostmy.games

ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

play.chaoticmc.net

MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	253	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8449	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Runes Activated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Potions Brewed:	128
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Villages Defended:	17

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

autism, autism risk, AutismCraft, Brain, children, cord, Development, Fatty, fatty acids, findings, health, Link, neurodevelopmental disorders, new study, prenatal factors, research, researchers, Risk, study, umbilical cord, umbilical cord fatty acids, University of Fukui

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1458
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Items Found:	5663
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!

Norwegian Survival

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Emeralds Found:	1991
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Welcome to Norwegian Survival! As the name says, it is a survival server where you can get to know other players and have fun! The server has a brand new map and if you have any ideas for plugins or things to build in spawn it is most welcome. The ultimate server for people in Norway!

norsksurvival.no